Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern should be more dead than their careers.
You can still submerse yourself in a 3D experience by looking away from your TV, phone or computer.
SHOCKER: They’re expensive.
That’s no way to treat a saint.
It’s the classy way to do it.
You can be a little excited about this. I SAID A LITTLE!
I wish they would just take the plot of ‘Reality Bites’, and remake it with superheroes.
Man, the networks are going to butcher this when they air it.
Watch your favorite celebrities trying to make that dollar.
You can just assume your favorite shows are getting the axe.
I just call it “the sequel” because I don’t want to type “Smaug.”
I have under 48 hours to make my wife watch ‘Back To School’.
The more people want to talk about ‘Duck Dynasty’, the more it makes me want to shut down and be harder to reach, like Matt Damon in ‘Good Will Hunting’.
It’s “Jonathan” Utah now.
It’s what Paul would have wanted. According to Vin Diesel.
Santa’s hearing funny things out here. Funny things.
It looks like she’s coming out for a boxing match.
Is it 1995? Will there be an Aerosmith ballad on the soundtrack?
Go f*ck yourself, America.
‘Avengers 3′ is going to be the most sarcastic film ever.
Perfect for the fire enthusiast on your list.
It’s not intentional, their tickets are just really expensive.
In legal parlance, it’s what’s known as a “big time” lawsuit.
Fans. Lose. Their. Sh-t.
But will it be raunchy with an underlying sweetness? Yes.
He really knows how to teach critics.
Off to Never Never Land.