If you’ve been a fan of the books and the band since the 90′s, get ready to be extra smug.
We’re going to get serious pancake butt in 2015.
He won’t be lethal, but he’ll be annoying as hell.
Is this what rock bottom looks like?
The world’s a messed up place. Heal us, Eddie.
But will he do his own stunts?
Somebody had to say it.
Just in time for the return of the NFL.
I’d just really like to see him wail on a clown.
Really? Really? REALLY? THERE WASN’T EVEN A ‘BATMAN’ THIS SUMMER!
Apparently Max Steel is some sort of toy superhero. Also apparently, Mattel produces films.
We took our Honest Trailers Epic Movie Trailer Voice and used his powers for evil. Hilarious evil.
Also because he looks ripped.
It’s gonna be a zoo when he shows up at Comic-Con
A great leap forward for mom porn.
Terrible, no good, very bad news.
It’s $34.99, neither I nor Screen Junkies will receive any compensation for featuring or promoting this majesty, but…BUY THIS LEGO KIT BEFORE I BUY THEM ALL MYSELF. Points to the…
If you answered “yes,” I’m just going to come right out and ask you for some free money.
Nobody likes these apples.
The costs of zoo upkeep are astronomical.
The Internet does not approve.
First thing Batman needs to do in this new Superman movie: Kill Superman.
Is she chewing her cheek or something? I just don’t get it.
Genius at work.
You’re not the only one who thinks it’s a weird premise.
Also, we will explain what a dolly track is, and the length of this one is newsworthy.