The only way this could have gone more poorly would be if he dressed up as the Joker.
If God exists, then why do Tyler Perry movies happen to good people?
No Cusack’s allowed.
If Jack Reacher was real, he’d be soooooo angry.
Envelope yourself in Sandler’s process.
This better feature Gavin DeGraw’s “Chariot.”
Another film where we don’t see Johnny Depp’s scalp.
I’d like to live in a world where these facts are 100% true.
Hollywood just got awesome.
Leave out the ducts. Trust me.
Fans of the C-word unite!
Sonuvabitch!! They’re pretty much the same thing.
Drew Goddard’s script is just too awesome to shoot.
Instead of 3D glasses, dunce caps will be given out to audience members.
Beasts of the Southern Wild’s Quvenzhané Wallis is this year’s Uggie
Full disclosure: I did not watch this.
I choose death.
Thankfully they aren’t talking action figures.
Title makes sense if you read the article.
You really shouldn’t need us to point out the sh*ttiness of ‘Inception’.
The director passed away on location in South Africa.
It’s all good, though. He was in ‘Fight Club’.
The monster is going to look for a missing girl for six hours and piss everyone off.
The young ladies love some Leatherface.
The film version is a bit of a departure.
I just wanna hug him.
Superhero team-up movies can’t be taken seriously without rumor of Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s involvement.
Ok, ‘Gatsby’, you’ve got my attention.
Not observing or learning about things that you think you won’t like is a real timesaver.