Will Scrooge have to use his AK?
Was Steve Jobs shouted at constantly?
It’s almost as if this movie shouldn’t be made.
The lengths that people will go to for football.
Now this is an origin story worth getting behind.
It’s a love story. Nah. It’s torture-porn.
“The Revenger always settles the score.” Or something like that. Just brainstorming tagline ideas.
A nice person on HBO? What’s become of this network?
Just like the apocalypse, ‘Pacific Rim 2′ may also be canceled.
EVERYBODY GETS A F*CKING REBOOT.
It’s called ‘Pure Evel’, because that’s an amazing name.
Maybe he’ll talk slow enough that the apes just leave.
We don’t know who she’s playing, but we know she’s on board.
Hmm. That doesn’t make any sense, now does it?
After spending months filming, I’m sure she’s the last person that wants to see this mess.
They’re doing this because they love you.
All that power can really go to a mall cop’s head.
This is heavy.
Bed bugs are the least of your worries.
There’s going to be a showdown.
Thanks to The Lockhart in Toronto.
Exton Square Mall in Exton, PA….It’s your time to shine!
He’s looking the part, all right.
It’s not like Zack Snyder’s cranking out original scripts.
Even their multiple location shoots can’t create a world this crazy.
Or is SHE mispronouncing it? Nah. It’s us. It’s us.
I doubt this one will be as dramatic as the fictitious one.
The plot and roles remain something of a mystery, still.