Note: promotional still not actual size.
He gets to dust off his “I’m being serious, but also completely confused” face.
*smiles politely, looks around to see if anyone else seems to know what ‘Phineas and Ferb’ is*
They totally redeemed themselves.
“It’s an honor just to be nominated. Also, I can now get stoned as f*ck.”
We don’t have the trailer, and no one knows what’s in. (waits for applause)
Not the best week to be cops.
Did he start with a saw, then invest in a chainsaw?
Outer space beats lizards every time.
He’s not interested in building a snowman.
Whatchya gonna do?
I have always thought of Nicolas Cage as the quintessential Christian messenger.
The talent judge is hoping to make some of that sweet Depression era nostalgia money.
But will she be played by Tori Spelling?
We get it, already. You’re creepy. Gosh.
“It’s Morphin’ time!” said everyone with derision.
He’s the one man who can do what the police can’t.
We’re good. Thanks though.
They’re changing the military uniforms on the soldiers, and maybe a scene where Kim Jung-Un’s face melts off in slow motion.
And Vin Diesel might be involved.
How will he fare in a big budget film?
‘Silent Hills’. With an “s.” Because one Silent Hill just doesn’t cut it anymore.
I’m trying to picture him water-skiing on dolphins.
Go with “Groot Portuegeuse” if you really want to expand your horizons.
This is probably the worst thing he’s ever done.
If I won’t click on a list on Facebook, I probably won’t drive to a theater and pay money to watch one.
Houdini was the original Mindfreak, only with fewer wallet chains.
Perhaps now we’ll learn the true secret of the ooze.