My spellcheck insists that “Stonecold” isn’t a real word. My spellcheck is cruising for a beatdown. Shit. It doesn’t recognize “beatdown” either.
“R” is short for “awesome.”
Let’s find something we CAN agree on: Joel Schumacher’s were the worst.
I could put just about anything here, and you would wrongfully assume it was some obscure ‘Perfect Strangers’ reference. I’m not gonna do that to you.
Be funny, and you might win something…
This is a transparent ploy for Razzie gold.
They make a cute couple.
Not required: pants.
Is it possible for a Joss Whedon project to get a sequel?
Be sure not to schedule any TRON-themed parties for that weekend.
Looks like bad *puts on sunglasses*…is about to be broken.
Is this the death of twincentric cinema?
Don’t even think about taking the bunny from the box, nerds.
Will his body hit the floor?
Don’t forget about Jean-Ralphio, guys!
I don’t say “for realz” often, so you know this is legit.
Are you ready for the second biggest party of all time?
I’m guessing Alex Winter has a little more at stake here than Keanu does.
We’re gonna have to admit soon that crime pays pretty damn well.
Fun Fact: Han Solo used to wear a cape.
Getting moving on filming ‘Step Brothers 2′ should really free him and John C. Reilly up for so many activities later on.
Looking forward to those GIFs.
Apparently the Muppets aren’t so anti-capitalist after all.
Alternate title: ‘Only Fools and Horses Rush In At 88mph’
Your favorite karaoke song has temporarily lost its irony.
Tom Kenny is re-entering our lives. Unless you’re 13 years old, in which case he never left.
It’s more believable than Vince Vaughn.
It will pick up where ‘Vegas Vacation’ left off. That is to say, the gutter.
The man could sell a ketchup popsicle to a xenomorph.