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He's smiling because he's rich.
Yup, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Made A Metric Sh*t-ton Of Money This Weekend
Monday, August 4 by

It seems that familiar isn’t always better.

Based on the outfit, his love of women is something of a surprise.
Paul Feig, Savior Of Funny Women, Might Direct ‘Ghostbusters 3′ With Female Cast
Sunday, August 3 by

But do women have the physical strength to bust ghosts? I’M JUST ASKING THE QUESTION.

I could see them doing another one of these if it does well. Oh. They've already committed to that.
It’s Pretty Clear That ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Is Going To Kill At The Box Office This Weekend
Friday, August 1 by

‘Guardians of the Box Office’ is more like it, right? Sorry. That was stupid.

The NYPD has a full line of chainsaws to deal with sharky weather systems.
‘Sharknado 2′ Clears The Low Bar Of ‘Highest-Rated Original SyFy Film’
Friday, August 1 by

It’s a wonderful day for the world!

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Vin Diesel Records “I Am Groot!” In Several Languages
Friday, August 1 by

Yo soy Groot!

Yeah. Let's make a film with scenes like this MORE ridiculous.
The Director Of ‘Con Air’ Wants To Discuss A ‘Con Air’ Sequel In Space
Friday, August 1 by

And we will let him…

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‘Shark By Tara’, A Fragrance From Tara Reid
Friday, August 1 by

Tara Reid has developed a chemical she would like you to rub on your skin.

Something tells me he can pull this off.
Jamie Foxx Will Play Mike Tyson In An Upcoming Biopic
Thursday, July 31 by

Better get that dialect coach on the phone.

PUT HIM IN A POWDERED WIG THIS INSTANT!
‘Office Space’s Ron Livingston To Play Paul Revere In AMC Comedy ‘We Hate Paul Revere’
Wednesday, July 30 by

Maybe we just need to get to know Paul Revere better.

Give Coldplay's Chris Martin his hat back, Simon. That's his image you're f*cking with.
Simon Pegg Will Probably Appear In The New ‘Star Wars’ (But Maybe Not His Face?)
Tuesday, July 29 by

He did everything but hire a skywriting plane to tell us. (Not really)

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Legendary Wants Director Joe Cornish For Its ‘King Kong’ Prequel ‘Skull Island’
Tuesday, July 29 by

It’s between him and Spike Lee. Just kidding. No one’s asked Spike.

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‘The Walking Dead’ Season 5 Trailer Is All Action
Monday, July 28 by

Gross!

I would be in a hurry to get my kids out of there, too.
Woman Hit By Car At Comic-Con ZombieWalk, Gets A Little Closer To Being Actual Zombie
Monday, July 28 by

This goes from upsetting to very upsetting when learning kids were scared by the fake zombies.

Back at ya, buddy.
Yup, Quentin Tarantino Revealed At Comic-Con He Is Making ‘The Hateful Eight’
Monday, July 28 by

Then it’s settled.

Hey, buddy. It's a been a minute. How ya been?
Comic-Con Teases Cryptic ‘King Kong’ Sequel, Leaves Everyone Confused
Monday, July 28 by

Is it a prequel? A sequel? A gritty reboot with King Kong as a troubled loner?

To be fair, a buff Chris Pratt could get Uwe Boll hired to direct the next 'Avengers' probably.
James Gunn, Writer And Director Of ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Signs On For The Sequel
Sunday, July 27 by

We’ll call it ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2′ until we get more intel. (“Intel” is short for “intelligence.)

This is pretty damn fun.
How Many Of These 300 8-Bit Pop Culture Figures Do You Recognize?
Friday, July 25 by

16-bit would have been overkill.

If she doesn't wear that hat, I'm chucking my TV out the window.
In Lesser News: ‘Blossom’s Mayim Bialik To Host TV Land’s ‘Candid Camera’ Reboot
Friday, July 25 by

Don’t call it ‘Punk’d’. The producers hate when you call it ‘Punk’d.’

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Kristen Bell Does A Good Mary Poppins
Thursday, July 24 by

The rising costs of birds forces Mary to seek more gainful employment.

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Andy Samberg And Jon Snow To Mock The Great Sport Of Tennis
Thursday, July 24 by

They’ll star in an HBO Wimbledon mockumentary.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
‘Official’ Tweeted Photo Of Zack Snyder’s Superman Holding A Lightsaber Is Bound To Get The Fanboys Going
Thursday, July 24 by

Calm down, geeks. CALM DOWN!

"Dude. Michael Douglas, light a match."
It Looks Like Someone Just Farted On ‘Ant-Man’ Comic-Con Poster
Thursday, July 24 by

“Dude. Michael Douglas, light a match.”

WHO COULD IT BE?
Disney And Marvel Announce Yet Another Superhero Film To Their 2017/2018 Slate At Comic-Con
Thursday, July 24 by

Rather than adding more untitled films, perhaps they could reveal a plot or premise to one of them?

I hope that NY gave CBS at least a million to update the sign to "with Stephen Colbert."
New York Paid $16 Million To Keep Colbert And The ‘Late Show’
Wednesday, July 23 by

Yes, but how much will they spend to acquire Carson Daly?

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Celebrate ‘UHF’s’ 25th Anniversary With NSFW Pics
Wednesday, July 23 by

They take it all off for UHF.

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Brett Ratner Glued Yak Pubes To The Rock’s Face
Wednesday, July 23 by

Dude, just grow a beard.

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Edgar Wright Returning To Familiar Territory With ‘Baby Driver’
Wednesday, July 23 by

He’s taking a break from studio films.

Will Ferrell could easily slip into this picture, as either the man or the hawk.
Shortlived 80’s Show ‘Manimal’ Scooped Up By Will Ferrell And Adam McKay
Wednesday, July 23 by

It got 8 episodes back in ’83, so you KNOW it’s good.

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Jake Gyllenhaal Is Looking For Work
Tuesday, July 22 by

Help a brother out?

Keep the hair, please.
Dwayne Johnson, Realizing He Hasn’t Played A Comic Book Hero Yet, Suggests He’ll Be DC Comics’ Shazam
Tuesday, July 22 by

Don’t worry. We explain who Shazam is.

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