Far more gangsta than the Burl Ives version.
The new cast is shaping up.
This video taken from an alternate utopian universe, where Nicolas Cage appears in everything.
Along with that kid from ‘Super 8′.
The two funniest captions win. Do it.
You don’t even know her, James.
Oakland just got sh*ttier.
She’ll play a badass, as she so often does.
Never go cold or not look like a film snob again.
Who says we can’t have Catwoman, Dumbledore, and Cobra Commander on our fantasy football team? It’s our fantasy!
News keeps getting better by the day.
This story makes me so happy I could explode!
Or mayhap he won’t.
You really can’t risk a single hair out of place.
Happy Thanksgiving, jerks!!
This should silence any doubts.
I predict bitches get beat up.
At what price diversity?
Let’s go back to a simpler time, when the country was in the middle of a bloody and prolonged Civil War…
Gandalf gives the straight dope.
Oh, I hope he plays someone bemused and befuddled.
He’s a regular Carrot Top.
Those pictures you wanted of David Arquette in a loincloth are here.
Hollywood’s new besties.
They’re breaking a major rule of engagement.
This baby casts itself.
Stallone played us. He played us all.
The only candidate who has never done anything wrong in the history of ever.
Way to betray your fanbase, Budweiser.