We are all Chow.
Seriously, this is like all the hair.
Vin Diesel films should be legally required to include subtitles.
Bring the witty.
He loves a happy ending.
It’s like overhearing that your friend is over video games right before they open the gift-wrapped XBox you got them.
Maybe Crispin Glover could co-host.
The Internet has spoken!
He could even make a Bond film confusing.
Some bold choices.
As a guy who hasn’t really enjoyed Riddick in the past, I gotta admit this looks awesome.
Are you fan of Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel, James Franco, and Danny McBride but find it frustrating that you have no control over their thoughts and actions? Your problems are…
We’re fighting fire with fire. Fire being Zach Braff in the first instance, and your money in the second.
Is this really happening?
Bring on the wenches!
The fat guy’s little coat malfunctioned more often than the shark in ‘Jaws’.
The next surprise would be to learn that he directed the whole thing, while J.J. Abrams did drugs in his hotel room.
Happy Mother’s Day!
Just in time for Season 5
Let’s hope he’s stabbed with a trident.
Maybe they could just cut out the middleman and start printing money instead!
He’s got a style all his own.
Ohmahgahd! (Say it like Vinnie Barbarino)
The Avengers assemble for a better paycheck.
Confusing to casual, non-nerdy fans, that is. Don’t want to step on anyone’s toes.
‘Mission Impossible: Ghostier Protocol’!