What’s that? Oh, ‘Timecop’? We’ll explain it in the article.
Vin Diesel narration. I WANT VIN DIESEL NARRATION!
Settle down. It’s not about birds. Nice try.
Why were they being so withholding, dragging it out like this?
Back on track to be awful.
When you’re standing Ralph Macchio’s shadow, you best take a long, hard look at the direction your life is going.
We don’t even get to see his bewbs.
Hingle McCringleberry meets Tackleberry.
That’s a lot of time spent watching the worst people in the universe.
May he’ll play some cowardly liberal this time around.
It’s another kick in the balls.
What’s worse? Stock fraud or click-bait?
The torch is passed.
I hope they make the whale “urban.”
However, Vin Diesel is in talks to replace Al Gore in the sequel. No. Not really.
Talkin’ bout money, homey? He ain’t concerned.
He doesn’t look old enough to be a doctor.
Your aunt thanks him.
It’s about Bill Murray, so it’s automatically newsworthy.
Happy to see people in Hollywood making money!
Harrison Ford has seven installments left in him. Easy.
When you click on this link, Ginuwine’s “Pony” is supposed to start playing. Did it work?
They’re dragging Peter Dinklage into it, too.
Do you feel in charge?
What if these movies were actually about people doing juice cleanses?
Questions like, “Was Ray-Ray happy with his fade?”
That awkward moment when you get punched in the mouth by a hobo.