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Duh.

Without Farrell, that one guy who does all the voiceovers for trailers would have been homeless.

That was fast.

Then again, Democrats seem to like The View, so I guess they’re both pretty bad.

They needed the money.

Over/under on first “Macarena” reference? Episode 6 is my guess.

But only in the Davenport, Iowa Quad City marketplace.

*Sigh* What were you expecting?

Before you laugh at this, please bear in mind that a minivan was damaged.

More like GROAN Ups. Amirite?

As if there was ever any doubt.

ESPN knows that most men would rather slide comfortably into a cocktail dress than drop it from their cable lineup.

Everyone likes lots of money.

Is The Rock the right choice to play a bodybuilder? Only time will tell….

If she goes by “Hindenberg,” that would just be freaky.

“The only thing green that should be up on that screen should be Kermit the Frog.”

Had I known about him quoting ‘Pokemon’ sooner, he would have had my full support.

Is there a role for Max Headroom?

In this version, Sesame Street will be riddled with IED’s and goat carcasses.

One of them bangs a sex doll. Take a look, why don’t you?

Earth needs this.

And if you’re wondering what Buck Bundy the dog is up to…he’s dead.

Get there early to get a good seat.

He’ll be playing a tiny little soldier. How cute!

Reminds me of the time I used the Catherine Zeta-Jones film ‘No Reservations’ to diffuse a race riot.

Today in relevant news…

He looks like a shaved Grinch.

Zombies have a right to marry.

It actually takes place just before World War II, but it was close enough that Tom got interested.

The regular ‘Opie and Anthony’ guest was 41.