Just click one button and it will give you a stupid film idea starring Adam Sandler.
This has to be the most exciting moment of the past ten years for David Charvet.
There isn’t a juicy reason behind it. Leo’s just taking a break from acting.
Do I smell a crossover with the Kevin Smith universe? No. That’s just burning tar.
It probably won’t star Leary. He’s got something else going.
We’re all Legend. Except people in the deep south. They’ve got some work to do before they become Legend.
There could be a couple positives to this news.
GET BETTER, TRACY! We miss you.
I wonder how many children he’ll eat in this children’s show.
If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.
A baby boss? That’s impractical!
I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.
I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.
They’re like a bunch of Asian Frank Underwoods that will kick you in the head.
Or maybe he’ll play a preschool teacher. Who knows.
So many things I don’t like in that headline.
Also, it may have been too dark. Maybe.
It’s that ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ sequel that we’re not really begging for.
Just Google the movie if you want to learn anything about it.
Wyld Stallyns rule!
“The beast is done.”
The only one who can save the day is the computer nerd who is good at running around.
Time is a difficult to reach circle.
Music for day care centers
I hope he plays a teenage stoner.
Not Taylor Lautner, though that would be hilarious.
I bet his wife hates it.
Because the next film takes place 20 years before the first ‘X-Men’.
It would be more appealing if it was ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Topless Women’, but I suppose they had to draw the line somewhere.