“The cold never bothered me anyway,” is a pretty metal lyric.
Back to the drawing board.
Do the people who greenlight musicals and theme park rides live 20 years in the past?
Here’s where we’re supposed to act surprised.
Bad news: It’s not Werner Herzog.
HOW SCHLUBBY ARE THEY? Schlubby.
He’s the President. He’s seen all of our boobs.
As cliched as it sounds, watching strangers make out for the first time, for art, really is a thing of beauty…
We’ve heard this one before.
Do Cheney next!
They couldn’t get the rights to the name ‘LOL!!!!111!!!’
Just because he wanted to.
More like ‘Orange On Snow’ because of the tan and stuff.
Last month, it was announced that The Wolf of Wall Street duo Jonah Hill and Leonardo DiCaprio were going to make The Ballad of Richard Jewell, a film about the…
Michael Keaton is talking about how much he wants Beetlejuice 2 to be made. Here are 10 reasons why he’s absolutely right!
I bet that chunk Francis is selling it to make a quick buck.
GIVE THE YOUNG FOLKS WHAT THEY WANT, CONAN.
It appears so, yes. Please, keep reading…
The high production values really help sell that Charlie bit his finger.
It’s not indulgent when the people are this famous.
This year’s theme was “Sad Movies.”
Apparently the dark side needs some hypermasculine woodworkers.
The Apple Network.
Apparently, it’s back to business as usual for the producers.
Selfies are still self-indulgent and terrible. Unless you’re a Muppet.
We demand an origin story! How did he get so green?
If you add ellipses and “forever” to the end of anything, you can make it sound unduly ominous.
I’m sure this film rivalry is nothing that throwing your controller at the other person can’t fix.
I think she should play “Ted.’ You know, mix things up.