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And the winner is…

The seeds have been planted for a dance-off.

Ryan Murphy is trying to set the record for “shortest duration from an original to a reboot.”

I hope this is the first role that let’s him wear that tiny little earring in character.

Sure there were unanswered questions at the end of the first series, but they were mostly, “Why is R. Kelly doing this to us?”

Hopefully they’ll go to outer space in one of these.

If we had a dollar for every ‘Batman’ trailer we posted this week, we’d have two. Two dollars. *sigh*

“No one wants to pay money to see fat, old men chasing ghosts!”

Homies 4-Eva.

Remember that awful three-year stretch when the receptionist at your office would always tell people they were getting “punk’d?” It’s going to happen again.

Anyone want to see the “dark and brooding” Bond for 15 more years? Yeah, me neither.

It will be set in space and you will hear screaming.

It’s a toss-up at this point.

No word yet on who will be playing the octopus.

What? No Smithers as Mike the Cleaner?

Hint: neither is Michael Clarke Duncan.

The fact that Whoopi doesn’t deny it or play it off is the real crime here. She’s a lady (sort of)! She should be all, “these corduroy pants make the darndest…

The actor was chased and beaten by Chinese security personnel.

I mean it. Join now, or else.

‘Beat the Reaper’ even has an awesome name. So far this project is batting 1.000.

The Oscars Jr. nominees have been announced.

I’ve heard from three different people that Theodore is incredibly difficult to work with.

I wrote one letter a day for almost 28 years. I feel vindicated.

Remain CALM.

Christmas came early this year, folks. Sure, this only pertains to entertainment in the most tangential manner possible (reality television/washed-up orange wrestlers), but when two people as ridiculous as Linda…

It can’t be as bad as ‘Spiderman.’

I want these girls to challenge the ‘Sex and the City’ girls to a fight.

I’m pretty sure this is real.

If only I could include Carrie Bradshaw on this list.

And the next two were comic book movies from Marvel.