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Vin Diesel Doesn’t Give A Fudge About Batman
Thursday, September 5 by

Somebody had to say it.

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Screen Junkies Show: Best Movie Sports Teams
Thursday, September 5 by

Just in time for the return of the NFL.

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Jared Harris Joins ‘Poltergeist’ Reboot, Hopefully Will Fight A Clown Doll
Thursday, September 5 by

I’d just really like to see him wail on a clown.

Clearly, business is booming.
Despite Your Bitching, This Was The Biggest Summer Box Office Ever
Wednesday, September 4 by

Really? Really? REALLY? THERE WASN’T EVEN A ‘BATMAN’ THIS SUMMER!

This is Max Steel. Seems like a nice enough guy.
Mattel Decided That Taylor Lautner Won’t Be Their ‘Max Steel’
Wednesday, September 4 by

Apparently Max Steel is some sort of toy superhero. Also apparently, Mattel produces films.

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Epic Movie Trailer Voice Prank
Wednesday, September 4 by

We took our Honest Trailers Epic Movie Trailer Voice and used his powers for evil. Hilarious evil.

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George Clooney Hangs A Picture Of Himself As Batman As A Reminder Not To Suck
Wednesday, September 4 by

Also because he looks ripped.

Popes are better when they smile.
Hey Fanboys, Brace Yourselves For The Upcoming Pope Francis Biopic
Tuesday, September 3 by

It’s gonna be a zoo when he shows up at Comic-Con

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Dakota Johnson & Charlie Hunnam Are The Couple That Will Boink In ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’
Tuesday, September 3 by

A great leap forward for mom porn.

I'm especially fond of heavily-styled children.
‘Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day’ Announces Its Cast
Thursday, August 29 by

Terrible, no good, very bad news.

I want. Gimme.
Let’s Cut Out Early Tomorrow And Spend Labor Day Playing With ‘Back To The Future’ Legos
Thursday, August 29 by

It’s $34.99, neither I nor Screen Junkies will receive any compensation for featuring or promoting this majesty, but…BUY THIS LEGO KIT BEFORE I BUY THEM ALL MYSELF. Points to the…

"I am a robot."
James Spader, Yes THAT James Spader, Cast As Ultron In ‘The Avengers 2′
Thursday, August 29 by

Okay.

Vigo's looking good these days!
Want To Help Fund A Documentary On ‘Ghostbusters 2′?
Wednesday, August 28 by

If you answered “yes,” I’m just going to come right out and ask you for some free money.

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Screen Junkies Show: Boston Reacts To Ben Affleck As Batman
Tuesday, August 27 by

Nobody likes these apples.

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Matt Damon Up For Some More Jason Bourning
Tuesday, August 27 by

The costs of zoo upkeep are astronomical.

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Ben Affleck As Batman Reaction Video
Monday, August 26 by

The Internet does not approve.

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Timur Bekmambetov Is Making A Movie About Killer ‘Squirrels’
Monday, August 26 by

Kickstart this!

There will be only mutton chops stuck out slightly from Batman's helmet.
Bat-Fleck Watch, Day Zero: Ben Affleck Drops Directing Gigs To Batman Up
Friday, August 23 by

First thing Batman needs to do in this new Superman movie: Kill Superman.

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Natalie Dormer Will Do That Thing With Her Mouth In ‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay’
Friday, August 23 by

Is she chewing her cheek or something? I just don’t get it.

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Screen Junkies Show: The Making Of Honest Trailers
Thursday, August 22 by

Genius at work.

Google Images really sucks sometimes, you know?
Guy Ritchie Will Tell A Tale Of How The Empire State Building Came To Be
Wednesday, August 21 by

You’re not the only one who thinks it’s a weird premise.

We're not going to show it to you here. Lower your eyeballs a little. We make you work for it.
Guess How Long This Dolly Track Is For P.T. Anderson’s ‘Inherent Vice’. GUESS!
Wednesday, August 21 by

Also, we will explain what a dolly track is, and the length of this one is newsworthy.

Harvey doesn't know the meaning of the words "eye contact."
The Weinstein Company Will Be Streaming All Their New Movies Through Netflix
Tuesday, August 20 by

In news that’s likely to make fans of Bully (is there such a thing?) rejoice, a press release was issued today stating that TWC and Netflix have reached an agreement…

He looks like a guy who has chariot racing in his blood.
The Guy Who Directed ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ And An Upcoming Film About Killer Squirrels Will Remake ‘Ben-Hur’
Monday, August 19 by

His name is Timur Bekmambetov. I’m putting that here so I won’t have to type it again.

Pictured in his greatest role.
Jon Hamm To Star In ‘Million Dollar Arm’ For Disney
Monday, August 19 by

With the end in sight for Mad Men after next season, Jon Hamm must look onward and upward. And no film career would be complete without a family-friendly sports triumph,…

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Supercut: Conan Points Out That Harrison Ford Points A Lot
Monday, August 19 by

That’s how you know he’s acting at you.

Welcome Back, Mr. Cooper.
Bradley Cooper Is Producing, And Maybe Starring In, A Lance Armstrong Movie
Friday, August 16 by

Everyone dies at the end. At the very, very end. Of their lives.

This is the movie character, not the vigilante teenager. I'm guessing the teen looks much weirder.
Pennsylvania Teen Tries To Be Like Kick-Ass, Gets Arrested For Loitering And Prowling
Thursday, August 15 by

What’s prowling? Cause I think I might be guilty of it.

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R.I.P. Lisa Robin Kelly
Thursday, August 15 by

She is survived by Fez.

Sorry, childhood.
The Screen Junkies Show: Hottest Animated Characters
Thursday, August 15 by

Cartoon sexiness is the highest level of sexiness.