It’s like a modern day, not magical ‘Game of Thrones’.
Good. Let’s complicate and convolute the story of a boy getting bitten by a radioactive spider, then becoming a spider himself.
Yup, those sure are some nominees.
The ending, more specifically.
If it’s not an origin story called ‘Mercury Rising’, I’m chucking my laptop against the wall.
Just don’t touch his hair, ok?
Was there clamoring for this? It must have been muffled.
The one with Ben Foster as Armstrong.
My money’s on Lobo.
It’s now quantifiable how much he phones it in.
Still not as bad as the Cabin Sisters.
It’s what he’s good at.
Bring back Short Round! If the actor that plays him is still alive.
This changes EVERYTHING! Wait. No it doesn’t.
One’s large and one’s small! This is comedy at its finest!
It’s the most shockingly violent time of the year.
It’s quite a formidable package, Jack.
He’s sorry. Please take him back, nerds.
They hardly even look alike.
Warning: magic abilities not included.
The film will not be scrapped entirely.
Seriously. A billion.
It’s Jason’s bar mitzvah.
Keep the change, you filthy animal.
Don’t forget to see ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ in theaters!!!
Now we’ll find out if Andre the Giant was REALLY “a pleasure to work with!”
If only there were enough money to solve this problem.