If you add ellipses and “forever” to the end of anything, you can make it sound unduly ominous.
I’m sure this film rivalry is nothing that throwing your controller at the other person can’t fix.
I think she should play “Ted.’ You know, mix things up.
Kevin Hart would be wise to get expensive leg extensions.
This will not end well.
Good. Maybe it will be funny this time.
It’s not about expensive coffee and mustaches, surprisingly.
It’s not great but it’s better than the electrocuted testicle look Jamie Foxx has going.
What’s-his-face is ready to become a household name.
You had your chance, Katherine Heigl.
If it is art.
Let us explain why this is newsworthy…
And you thought Hugh Jackman ate a lot of chicken.
Yeah. And my hoverboard just arrived in the mail.
Give her the chair!
Learn your lines, Morgan Freeman!
Johnny Depp is the most evil Siri.
At some point, this acting business is going to hurt Larry’s cable installation business.
Surprised he didn’t throw momma from the train.
They don’t talk like real people.
They’re taking on Christmas in New York City.
I wish I didn’t have to write an article, and just leave this headline hanging out there.
She was 85.
It should never be made.
This is very on-the-nose, even by Anderson’s standards.
This is an actual Hollywood movie-theater movie.
He’ll have to act with his face.