Everyone dies at the end. At the very, very end. Of their lives.
What’s prowling? Cause I think I might be guilty of it.
She is survived by Fez.
Cartoon sexiness is the highest level of sexiness.
The flowers they speak of are actually incest.
Show me Happy Tree. Good. Now show me Surfing On Missile Tree.
It would still be much better without voice over.
And if so, why the hell wouldn’t he take it?
GET THIS MAN IN A LARS VON TRIER FILM, STAT!
Move over, The Bible.
At least they’re not ragging on Lohan.
$3 million for 96 hours of work is practically slave wages.
A bizarre move from a man who doesn’t seem to enjoy anything ever.
I will have to dock points for not including Wooderson’s Ted Nugent t-shirt or the one the bad guy wears in ‘Kuffs’.
Somebody spent five years building this. Congratulations on that.
It will be called ‘Catch a Contractor’.
‘Batman vs Superman’ is trying to cast the Caped Crusader.
Eat your heart out, Judge Dredd.
All of his performances are the same. He’s the Nickelback of actors.
We put the worst, most pun-filled Batman movie on ice.
*deep laugh, upbeat 80′s music*
Pew! Pew! “I have a hammer!” Pew!! Pew!!!
Well, we’re getting it anyway.
Stop and think about the astronauts the next time you launch your debris into space.
Being the Dude has its privileges.
Will the film version be very far behind?
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