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‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Cast Announced
Tuesday, April 29 by

A mix of old and new and that guy from ‘Girls’.

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Craig Ferguson Is Leaving ‘The Late Late Show’…To Host A Game Show
Tuesday, April 29 by

Goodbye, sir. You will be missed.

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‘Star Wars’ But With Terrible Sound Effects
Monday, April 28 by

PEW! PEW! KEW! KEW!

I think it looks awesome!
The 1982 ‘E.T.’ Game Was So Bad, Atari Just Buried The Cartridges In The Desert
Monday, April 28 by

How bad does your video game have to be to be considered the worst of all-time? Pretty bad, as this YouTube video demonstrates. However, when you take into account that…

The Junior Varsity Avengers, if you will.
Zack Snyder Will Direct ‘Justice League’
Monday, April 28 by

Unfortunately, it’s not a film about a bunch of old judges who solve crimes.

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Zack Snyder Slated To Ruin ‘Justice League’
Monday, April 28 by

I hope he handles Aquaman with the respect and care the character requires.

With that hair color, I'm politely calling this an "inspired" choice.
Jessica Chastain To Go From The Guy That Killed Osama To Marilyn Monroe
Monday, April 28 by

Now that’s versatility!

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Marvel To Kill Off Wolverine, But, You Know, Probably Not Really
Monday, April 28 by

What does this have to do with the films? Not much, so far.

I feel nauseous just looking at that picture.
Disney’s ‘A Small World’ Is, Naturally, Becoming A Feature Film
Friday, April 25 by

The bottom of the barrel has been scraped. Now we’re just scraping the ground.

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‘Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants’ Gets Third Installment To Become Trilogy
Thursday, April 24 by

Maybe this time the pants could consider a staycation?

I don't know if they'll ever be able to top the original costume.
Superhero Movie Craze Now Officially Out-Of-Hand With ‘Flash Gordon’ Remake
Wednesday, April 23 by

Oh, man. Why?

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Mattel To Bring Us That Barbie Film Franchise We Won’t Stop Pestering Them About
Wednesday, April 23 by

MAKE IT GRITTY.

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The ‘Fantastic Four’ Reboot Is Going To Be Gritty. Duh.
Tuesday, April 22 by

I want to hear someone say their film will be “cartoon-y and stupid.”

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Danny Boyle And Leo DiCaprio Circling That Sweet, Sweet Steve Jobs Biopic Action
Tuesday, April 22 by

Why do people love this guy so much? I mean, I like iPhones, but still.

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Godzilla’s Going To Be Fighting This Guy
Friday, April 18 by

Great. Could you fight NOT in the center of a major city, please?

"Smile for the camera, Steven. Okayyyy...That's go-...that's good. Good smile."
Spielberg To Take Audience Boredom To New Levels With His New Film About An 1800’s Jewish Priest
Friday, April 18 by

This will make ‘War Horse’ look like ‘The Matrix’

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‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ Sequel To Harken Back To Robin Williams’ Tolerable Days
Thursday, April 17 by

Just when a nation had healed from an epidemic of run-by fruitings.

Hands where we can see them.
Bryan Singer Voted Worst Babysitter
Thursday, April 17 by

Fridge privileges revoked.

Play that funky music, white boys and girls.
Wanna See J.J. Abrams’ ‘Star Wars’ Films With A Live Orchestra? Now You Can*
Tuesday, April 15 by

*Provided you live in Houston, Philadelphia, Toronto, Lucerne(!), London, Chicago, Boston, Houston, Las Vegas, or San Francisco.

"It's like God is the donut, and we're the sprinkles."
David Fincher Disconnects From Steve Jobs Biopic
Monday, April 14 by

Fincher wants Michael Bay money.

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Jesse Pinkman’s Lost Audition For ‘Frozen’
Monday, April 14 by

He doesn’t audition well.

James Cameron explaining to an Amazon that 3D technology is not sorcery.
James Cameron Weighs In On Who Would Win In A Fight Between A Na’vi, T-800, And The Alien Queen
Monday, April 14 by

The man’s thought it through.

Generation Award winner Mark Wahlberg, so stand up and take your hat off.
Compare Your 2014 MTV Movie Awards Pool To The ACTUAL Winners
Monday, April 14 by

What do you mean “I didn’t fill out a pool?” And what do you mean “The MTV Movies Awards aren’t important enough to pay attention to?”

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‘Divergent’s’ Final Movie Will Be Split In Two
Friday, April 11 by

Bursting with story!

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Showrunners Directing A Dragon-Free Movie
Friday, April 11 by

Get it while the getting’s good.

Roland Emmerich in Beatles shirt.
Roland Emmerich To Take On Gay Rights Just Like He Did Global Warming And Giant Lizards
Friday, April 11 by

Try working explosions into THIS one, Emmerich!

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Karen Gillan’s Hair Cast In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Friday, April 11 by

A possible love interest for Chewbacca?

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Remember The ‘Teen Comedy’ Genre? The Director Of ‘Better Off Dead’ Is Making Another One
Friday, April 11 by

To be clear, ‘Better Off Dead’ is the one with the skiing.

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‘Lego Movie’ Director Craves More Lego Women
Thursday, April 10 by

The headline…WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

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‘Intramural’ Trailer: A Sports Comedy By People Who Haven’t Seen ‘Dodgeball’
Thursday, April 10 by

Is this a reboot?