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Jeez. Smile, guys.
‘Veronica Mars’ Gets $5.7MM From Kickstarter. Whoa.
Monday, April 15 by

One of the few Kickstarter campaigns that’s not a wild disappointment.

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The ABC Family Promo For ‘Batman Begins’ Is Comedy Gold
Friday, April 12 by

It might as well be an ad for Tim Allen in ‘The Shaggy Dog’.

Put some pants on, you tart!
Dreamworks Pays The Whole Toll For Trolls
Friday, April 12 by

Get Uwe Boll to direct it so it can be called ‘Boll’s Trolls’, and everyone involved in the film will be rich.

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R.I.P. Jonathan Winters
Friday, April 12 by

1926 – 2013.

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‘Go the F*ck to Sleep’ Being Adapted For The Big Screen Somehow
Friday, April 12 by

Sure, why not?

This film is known for answering the age-old question, "How do you make skydiving gay?"
‘Point Break’ Is Getting Remade…Yada Yada, “Is Nothing Sacred?” Etc.
Thursday, April 11 by

They should do parkour instead of surfing.

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Anne Hathaway Hooking Up With Christopher Nolan Again For ‘Interstellar’
Thursday, April 11 by

She’ll play some kind of role.

I love you, Saul.
AMC Still Dangling Saul’s ‘Breaking Bad Spinoff Over Our Head
Wednesday, April 10 by

I want! I want!

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Behold, The Trailer For Neill Blomkamp’s ‘Elysium’
Wednesday, April 10 by

How do you like these space apples?

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Hot Chick Gets A Terrible Steve Buscemi Tattoo
Tuesday, April 9 by

As far as Steve Buscemi tattoos are concerned.

Something tells me they won't be ugly witches.
FOX Is Going To Make Witches The Next Big Thing With The ‘Half Bad’ Franchise
Tuesday, April 9 by

They cast a spell on me.

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Robert De Niro To Learn Spanish For Boxing Film ‘Hands Of Stone’
Tuesday, April 9 by

This time he’ll play a trainer so don’t worry, he likely won’t be taking his shirt off.

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Of Course James Cameron Is Developing New Underwater Motion Capture Technology
Monday, April 8 by

He should live in an underwater house already.

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‘Anchorman 2′, Nicole Kidman Deficient No More
Friday, April 5 by

This just in…

We will miss you.
Iconic Film Critic Roger Ebert Dead At 70
Thursday, April 4 by

Goodbye to the man who could combine education, appreciation, and humor better than most anyone in the world of entertainment.

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Matthew McConaughey Confirmed To Play A Spaceman For Christopher Nolan
Wednesday, April 3 by

There’s no way this movie will make sense.

Mr. Rockefeller here is too GOOD for tap water. LET'S GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Discovery Channel CEO Doesn’t Go Broke Underestimating The Intelligence Of The American Public, Makes $49 Million
Tuesday, April 2 by

He’s like the A-Rod of bullshit television.

Pennypacker.
Will Arnett’s Naturally Cast In The New ‘Ninja Turtles’ Film
Tuesday, April 2 by

First we find out that the turtles are all going to be aliens, flying in the face of everything I know to be true, and now we hear that G.O.B….

Johnny Depp looks terrific.
Tim Burton To Direct Non-Depp Actors In ‘Big Eyes’
Tuesday, April 2 by

Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.

CHALKY WHITE OR GTFO.
Steve Buscemi Has Been Running Around Filming Vampire Weekend For Some Reason
Tuesday, April 2 by

This is pretty high-concept.

Two fishes enter. Only one fishes leave.
‘Finding Nemo’ Sequel Isn’t Gonna Be About Nemo At All. BULLSHIT!
Tuesday, April 2 by

‘Finding Dory’. What a crock of shit.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Jurassic Park 3D’
Tuesday, April 2 by

Welcome to Jurassic Park. Again.

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The Coen Brothers Love To Make Fat Men Howl: The Supercut
Monday, April 1 by

Stretch those chubby vocal chords, gents.

The hand is a nice touch.
Why You Need To See The New ‘Evil Dead’
Monday, April 1 by

This remake manages to keep the spirit of the original, while giving us a new story. And gore. Lots of gore.

G.I. JOE: RETALIATION
‘G.I. Joe 3′ To Chronicle The Other Half Of The Battle
Monday, April 1 by

Go Joe! Again!!

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’2 Guns’ Trailer: Mark Wahlberg & Denzel Washington Finally Get Around To Doing A Movie Together
Friday, March 29 by

I’m getting too old for this sh*t.

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R.I.P. Richard Griffiths
Friday, March 29 by

The ‘Harry Potter’ and ‘Naked Gun’ star died at the age of 65.

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Honest Trailer: ‘Les Miserables’
Tuesday, March 26 by

Our first ever musical tribute to a terrible film.

"Sure, the Mona Lisa was neat, but it didn't have my face on it, which was weird."
Will Smith Didn’t Play Django Because Django Wasn’t A Big Enough Role For Him
Tuesday, March 26 by

This might make you hate Will Smith. More than you might already.

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Robert Redford Unfrozen For ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ Role
Friday, March 22 by

He’d play the head honcho at S.H.I.E.L.D.