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"This Is The End" At The 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
Seth Rogen And Evan Goldberg To Animate Dick Jokes In ‘Sausage Party’
Wednesday, September 25 by

Finally a cartoon that you can’t take the kids to.

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#tbt That Time Cillian Murphy Screen Tested To Play Batman
Tuesday, September 24 by

The most smoochable Batman since Val Kilmer.

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Worst Inflight Movie Ever!
Tuesday, September 24 by

Morose, yes. But it’s way better than ‘Planes’.

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Emmy Winner Jeff Daniels Promises Toilet Scene In ‘Dumb And Dumber’ Sequel Will Top The Original
Tuesday, September 24 by

He’s going to shit really, really, REALLY hard this time.

In a clever bit of marketing, the bottle doubles as a butt plug.
’50 Shades Of Grey’ Author To Now Offend Our Sense Of Taste Using Wine Instead Of Words
Tuesday, September 24 by

I’ll stick with the smoothies made in my ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ blender, thank you.

Nice earrings, Sally.
Colin Farrell To Star In ‘World Of Warcraft’ Movie, Immediately Loses 28% Of His Sex Appeal
Monday, September 23 by

I bet he’s gonna play a wizard or something lame like that.

Sexy.
’13 ‘Bonnie And Clyde’ Of Emile Hirsch And Holliday Grainger Shouldn’t Be Confused With ’03 Bonnie And Clyde Jay-Z And Beyonce
Monday, September 23 by

I really want to spoil the ending, but I won’t.

People who love to clap will love this news.
Chinese Businessman To Create Gigantic Orlando/Hollywood Hybrid That Will Undoubtedly Be Tasteful
Monday, September 23 by

Because China was keeping things too classy.

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Scarlett Johansson Takes It Off* In ‘Under The Skin’ Trailer
Monday, September 23 by

*It being your skin.

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Adam Sandler In Talks To Make A Not Bad Movie
Friday, September 20 by

Once you sweep The Razzies, you’ve gotta take a long look at your career.

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J.J. Abrams Attempting To Make ‘Star Wars’ No Longer Ass-Terrible
Friday, September 20 by

He aims to make a movie for the 11-year old in all of us, instead of a movie for all the 11-year olds.

What a terrific photo.
Bryan Cranston Will Play Another Character Facing Prison Time In Dalton Trumbo Biopic
Thursday, September 19 by

If your kids think ‘Trumbo’ is the story of a lovable animal, they’re going to be disappointed.

Maybe a treadmill next time?
Someone Determined That Rocky Ran 30 Miles During The Montage In ‘Rocky II’
Thursday, September 19 by

And that’s why he’s the champ.

Ok, I'll go.
Jackie Chan Is Building A Jackie Chan-Themed Amusement Park, According To…Jackie Chan
Wednesday, September 18 by

Chris Tucker will reside in one of the ten sandalwood houses.

Actor Aaron Eckhart photographed in London.
It’s Aaron Eckhart’s Turn To Copy The ‘Insidious’ Model
Wednesday, September 18 by

Patrick Wilson can’t be everywhere.

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A Dream Is Dead: Kelsey Grammer Replaces Nicolas Cage In ‘Expendables 3′
Wednesday, September 18 by

I’m getting too old for this sh*t.

Goddamnit.
From The Heavens Comes To Us…A LEGO Documentary
Tuesday, September 17 by

It’s 75 minutes of someone trying to unstick two flat 4×4 pieces.

If DiCaprio passes, they'll go with their second choice, a half-melted beige candle.
Leo DiCaprio Might Play Fanboy Fave Woodrow Wilson In A Biopic
Tuesday, September 17 by

If you thought the Batman backlash was something, wait until the woodies react to this one!

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Honest Trailers: ‘World War Z’
Tuesday, September 17 by

Nice scarf, Brad Pitt.

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David Fincher Pulls A Michael Bay, Casts ‘Blurred Lines’ Model In ‘Gone Girl’
Tuesday, September 17 by

Classic Bay.

His large head makes most hats look like yarmulkes.
Tyler Perry Has Learned 44 Things In His Life, And He Shared Them All For His 44th Birthday
Monday, September 16 by

Unsurprisingly, the things Tyler Perry has learned aren’t particularly insightful or interesting, with most of the items being of the platitudinous “never give up,” and “silence your haters” variety. To…

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You No Longer Have To Imagine Nicolas Cage’s Face Laid Over Miley Cyrus’s In The ‘Wrecking Ball’ Video
Monday, September 16 by

It’s exists now.

I demand toddler versions of all familiar characters. Like 'Muppet Babies'.
Disney Exec Says They’ll Crank Out One ‘Star Wars’ Origin Story Per Year
Friday, September 13 by

Maybe we’ll know where Jar Jar came from, so we can know where to take him back to.

SOLD.
Don’t Worry, Lars Von Trier’s Next Movie, ‘Nymphomaniac’, Will Be Five Hours Long
Thursday, September 12 by

That’s five and a half hours longer than I’m willing to expend on Von Trier films. That’s right. I want to spend NEGATIVE time watching them.

Ugh. Summer reading.
J.K. Rowling Will Write A Harry Potter Film Without Harry Potter, Because Screw Him
Thursday, September 12 by

Oh, those wondrous beasts!

Cue the worst Jane's Addiction song ever made.
‘Entourage’ Movie Delayed By Actual Hollywood Casting Drama
Thursday, September 12 by

He is Queens Boulevard.

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SJ Show: What Needs To Happen In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Thursday, September 12 by

We assembled a panel to tell J.J. Abrams how to do his job.

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‘Escape From Tomorrow’ First Movie Filmed Secretly At Disney World To Feature No Upskirts
Thursday, September 12 by

I always knew that place was up to something.

Hey, a handsome actor!
Because It’s Only Fair, People Now Want Loki From ‘The Avengers’ To Get His Own Movie
Wednesday, September 11 by

There’s nothing studio execs take more seriously than a fan-made petition.

They're secretly paying a facial acting coach to help Johnny Depp recreate this smile. It could take years.
Next ‘Pirates’ Movie Shut Down To Rework Script. This Could Be A Minute.
Wednesday, September 11 by

Disney quality control rears its ugly head.