A little something for everyone.
What? As a straight man, I can appreciate that they’re very handsome. And probably great kissers.
Everyone can breathe now.
Michel Gondry would be appalled.
Don’t get too excited. It’s being produced by Bam Margera. But still, anything with Mastadon gets my attention.
Yes, yes, it’s all very meta.
No, Robert. NO! Efron is poison!
Democracy’s a sick joke.
Let them eat in peace. Just kidding. They’re celebrities. Get ‘em!!!
I love this show and had no idea it has been on for five seasons. That can’t be right.
He will break those iron bar’s necks in no time.
But his pets are the ones telling him to murder!
There’s danger at every turn but the beaches are just gorgeous.
Can he charm us with drama, too?
Now I’m disappointed Chris Pratt isn’t playing Andy Dwyer in ‘Jurassic World’.
Consider the matter resolved. Good work, guys.
They’ll be getting some help from Annapurna and Meghan Ellison.
Which is sort of like being a really tall midget.
(If you have a Phillips smartphone-controlled lighting system for your house.)
But will it be any better than ‘Prince of Persia’? Yes. It has to be.
While looking like Sean Penn from ‘Carlito’s Way’.
If you stopped reading at “Nick Jonas” because you fainted…we understand.
We’re going to need a cuter boat.
Finally, SOME CLOSURE!
I could see this becoming a pretty big project.
It looks way more dramatic than ‘CB4′.
See you at the crossroads.
Let’s settle this in the octagon.
They blew their budget and creativity on Fall Out Boy haircuts. It seemed like a good idea at the time.