No child left behind.
Neill Blomkamp does not.
Pew! Pew! ROOOAAARRRRR!!!! It’s gonna be great.
As long as they don’t give out toothbrushes, they should be fine.
Maybe they could get fans to recreate the whole series and re-run it.
“The One Where Batman and Ross Kiss”
Finally, a reboot everyone can get behind.
It’s thought to be a 10-episode run with returning characters.
Because the first one was so funny and good?
Set phasers to kill.
An $18MM opening domestic weekend against a budget of $200MM. Ouch.
They would have very pretty, charming babies.
Keanu vs. Cannibalistic Voodoo Supermodels
“My tastes are very… singular. I don’t follow the manual.”
Good news for young Woody Harrelson lookalikes.
There’s a carve-out for ‘Expendables’ films, right? TELL ME THERE’S AN EXCEPTION FOR ‘EXPENDABLES’ FILMS!
The safety word is “stop,” but he’s going to pretend he can’t hear you.
Could a random casting computer program even get more random than this?
You nearly cause a nuclear war and suddenly you’re the bad guy.
This time, they’ve burned down the wrong pet store.
Their Prime Minister just keeps ruffling feathers.
Some people are so excited they’ll believe anything.
Saul’s always been kind of a cartoon character, so this makes sense.
At that point, you might as well just make it next year’s Valentine’s Day film.
Directed by Gareth Edwards, written (at least in part) by Chris Weitz.
Just a terrible, terrible chapter in the already abhorrent story of Suge Knight.
Can this film shake its one-note gimmick and be good? They’re trying…