We’re tired of good movies getting snubbed while ‘Smurfs’ movies keep getting pumped out.
Samuel L. Jackson has deemed it so.
Always let analysts judge art.
The Apatow 9000 moviemaking program has spit out this random combination of actors for a film.
We’ll file this one under: “uh buh??”
Everyone wear a hat and aviators in honor of this great writer.
“As seen on ‘Jackass’.”
Unless you count the opening scene from ‘Strange Brew’.
Step one is admitting you have a problem.
Use your words, guys.
Welp, this one’s getting sufficiently crazy.
He looks like a ‘Fargo’ character.
Click for my theory on “Why not Stuntman Mike?”
… by playing a mom in a movie.
The walrus might be a metaphor for fat people.
Turns out Tarantino could have made his point a lot faster.
I’ll put $200 on the zombies, please.
Finally a cartoon that you can’t take the kids to.
The most smoochable Batman since Val Kilmer.
Morose, yes. But it’s way better than ‘Planes’.
He’s going to shit really, really, REALLY hard this time.
I’ll stick with the smoothies made in my ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ blender, thank you.
I bet he’s gonna play a wizard or something lame like that.
I really want to spoil the ending, but I won’t.
Because China was keeping things too classy.
*It being your skin.
Once you sweep The Razzies, you’ve gotta take a long look at your career.
He aims to make a movie for the 11-year old in all of us, instead of a movie for all the 11-year olds.