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Just Go Hawaiian already!!

I’ll hold out for the powered Pit Bull model.

“I just really wanted to make something that felt like it belonged to that world.”

They’re like the Oscars but more polite.

She was 48-years old.

Chalk one up for the violently insane!

Chris Meloni returns as Gene, the shell-shocked Vietnam vet or GTFO.

Hopefully this will keep the trash off the beach.

Refusing to cut his hair has paid off.

And he totally hates ‘Robocop’.

I’m sitting at my desk, not making a Hasbro toy-based film, and it’s not costing me shit.

Geez. That’s too bad.

Unless he’s lying, which I really hope he isn’t, cause then this article would be pointless.

Wouldn’t it be great if we all got really stoned then saw this movie on 4/20? Yeah, it would.

They just keep f***ing with the wrong Mexican.

It’s about time people started trying to run over well-meaning park workers. They’ve had it too good for too long.

Marc Webb seems to have found a balance of style and substance that many films, especially comic book adaptations, struggle to find.

There’s got to be something better on.

He just wants to retire into a normal doggie life. Why won’t we let him?

Brett Ratner need not apply.

It would be pretty cool if this happened.

He brought JCPenney’s to this town

Our encounter makes us wonder who the REAL animals are.

Who knows what he secretly switched our coffee with.

Anyone want to wager on whether or not there’s a number entitled “Great Scott?”

Amazing!

Earth’s last two wolves had best watch their backs.

I wish I was alive to audit a college course on Black cinema when they reach “The Tyler Perry era,” and the professor just sighs.

In the future, every kernel will glisten, and every finger will be greased.

This is the ship we’re looking for.