Chris Pratt: Karaoke Champ.
Makes me wish I was a kid again.
Jesus, ‘Batman V. Superman’, stand up for yourself. You’re supposed to be superheroes.
Hint: It’s dystopian gibberish.
Do not adjust your eyes.
It’s a story about empowerment.
I wonder if he’s still obnoxious.
A serious blow to cinema.
Chris Pratt and Eminem need to star in a movie together immediately.
She’ll hail from the realm of Spider-Man.
Well, I can’t imagine this upsetting anybody.
It seems that familiar isn’t always better.
But do women have the physical strength to bust ghosts? I’M JUST ASKING THE QUESTION.
‘Guardians of the Box Office’ is more like it, right? Sorry. That was stupid.
It’s a wonderful day for the world!
Yo soy Groot!
And we will let him…
Tara Reid has developed a chemical she would like you to rub on your skin.
Better get that dialect coach on the phone.
Maybe we just need to get to know Paul Revere better.
He did everything but hire a skywriting plane to tell us. (Not really)
It’s between him and Spike Lee. Just kidding. No one’s asked Spike.
This goes from upsetting to very upsetting when learning kids were scared by the fake zombies.
Is it a prequel? A sequel? A gritty reboot with King Kong as a troubled loner?
We’ll call it ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2′ until we get more intel. (“Intel” is short for “intelligence.)
16-bit would have been overkill.
Don’t call it ‘Punk’d’. The producers hate when you call it ‘Punk’d.’