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If she doesn't wear that hat, I'm chucking my TV out the window.
In Lesser News: ‘Blossom’s Mayim Bialik To Host TV Land’s ‘Candid Camera’ Reboot
Friday, July 25 by

Don’t call it ‘Punk’d’. The producers hate when you call it ‘Punk’d.’

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Kristen Bell Does A Good Mary Poppins
Thursday, July 24 by

The rising costs of birds forces Mary to seek more gainful employment.

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Andy Samberg And Jon Snow To Mock The Great Sport Of Tennis
Thursday, July 24 by

They’ll star in an HBO Wimbledon mockumentary.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
‘Official’ Tweeted Photo Of Zack Snyder’s Superman Holding A Lightsaber Is Bound To Get The Fanboys Going
Thursday, July 24 by

Calm down, geeks. CALM DOWN!

"Dude. Michael Douglas, light a match."
It Looks Like Someone Just Farted On ‘Ant-Man’ Comic-Con Poster
Thursday, July 24 by

“Dude. Michael Douglas, light a match.”

WHO COULD IT BE?
Disney And Marvel Announce Yet Another Superhero Film To Their 2017/2018 Slate At Comic-Con
Thursday, July 24 by

Rather than adding more untitled films, perhaps they could reveal a plot or premise to one of them?

I hope that NY gave CBS at least a million to update the sign to "with Stephen Colbert."
New York Paid $16 Million To Keep Colbert And The ‘Late Show’
Wednesday, July 23 by

Yes, but how much will they spend to acquire Carson Daly?

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Celebrate ‘UHF’s’ 25th Anniversary With NSFW Pics
Wednesday, July 23 by

They take it all off for UHF.

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Brett Ratner Glued Yak Pubes To The Rock’s Face
Wednesday, July 23 by

Dude, just grow a beard.

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Edgar Wright Returning To Familiar Territory With ‘Baby Driver’
Wednesday, July 23 by

He’s taking a break from studio films.

Will Ferrell could easily slip into this picture, as either the man or the hawk.
Shortlived 80’s Show ‘Manimal’ Scooped Up By Will Ferrell And Adam McKay
Wednesday, July 23 by

It got 8 episodes back in ’83, so you KNOW it’s good.

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Jake Gyllenhaal Is Looking For Work
Tuesday, July 22 by

Help a brother out?

Keep the hair, please.
Dwayne Johnson, Realizing He Hasn’t Played A Comic Book Hero Yet, Suggests He’ll Be DC Comics’ Shazam
Tuesday, July 22 by

Don’t worry. We explain who Shazam is.

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J.J. Abrams Casually Reveals New X-Wing Starfighter
Monday, July 21 by

That’s the sound of a thousand asthma inhalers triggered in unison.

What's a wood chipper on the moon look like?
Directors Are Clamoring Over A Script That Is Described As ‘Fargo On The Moon’
Monday, July 21 by

Wait. What?

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Joaquin Phoenix’s Forehead Is At It Again
Friday, July 18 by

That is a super-talented forehead.

Looks pretty much the same to me, *hops up on pedestal* but I don't really see color. I just naturally look past it.
Marvel Exec Goes On ‘Colbert Report’ To Announce Captain America Will Soon Be Black
Friday, July 18 by

If he hooks up with the new female Thor, it will drive a lot of bigots up the wall.

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Kids Swearing In Movies: The Supercut
Thursday, July 17 by

Children! LANGUAGE!!

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Get Ready For An ‘Avengers’-Style Ensemble Franchise Of Classic Universal Monsters
Thursday, July 17 by

I said “get ready!” Are you ready? Nah, you’re not ready.

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This Video Will Forever Change The Way That You Think About Joaquin Phoenix’s Forehead
Wednesday, July 16 by

I’d wear more hats if this were me.

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Marvel Reveals Ultron In Advance Of Comic-Con
Wednesday, July 16 by

That’s a pretty menacing robot.

Huh. She has huge breasts. I guess that could have gone either way.
Marvel Has Turned Thor Into A Woman
Wednesday, July 16 by

No word on the fate of the movie version of Thor, who seems to still be male.

He looks like a western film.
Tarantino’s ‘Hateful Eight’ Might Be Filming Early Next Year, According To Kurt Russell
Tuesday, July 15 by

Looks like ole’ QT has made his peace with the leaked script.

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‘Apehood’ Mashup Proves That ‘Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Is Pretty Much ‘Boyhood’ With Monkeys
Tuesday, July 15 by

Incorrect. ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ is ‘Monkey Braveheart’.

Please stand by, Mr. Garfield. Your call is important to us, and someone will be with you shortly.
Blockbuster Writing Duo Breaks Up, Meaning We Might Not Get ‘Spider-Man’ Movies For A While
Tuesday, July 15 by

Fortunately, we have a billion other comic book films to choose from.

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Jon Hamm To Terrorize Cartoon Fish
Monday, July 14 by

It’s his career to do with what he wants.

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Katherine Heigl Is Super Chill According To Kathering Heigl
Monday, July 14 by

We can’t blame her for disliking her work.

To be fair, he does look like he's been worn down by a life of crime.
‘Goodfellas’ And ‘Casino’ Writer To Give Us A New Mob Film Starring Sylvester Stallone
Friday, July 11 by

I guess his more talented brother, Frank, was unavailable.

My pleasure to present Lady Ferguson.
‘Mission: Impossible 5′ Casts Some Actors, Old And New
Thursday, July 10 by

Waiting for the audio tapes of Baldwin berating crew members.

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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles For Pizza Hut
Wednesday, July 9 by

Does anyone besides the Turtles eat Pizza Hut anymore?