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David Fincher Pulls A Michael Bay, Casts ‘Blurred Lines’ Model In ‘Gone Girl’
Tuesday, September 17 by

Classic Bay.

His large head makes most hats look like yarmulkes.
Tyler Perry Has Learned 44 Things In His Life, And He Shared Them All For His 44th Birthday
Monday, September 16 by

Unsurprisingly, the things Tyler Perry has learned aren’t particularly insightful or interesting, with most of the items being of the platitudinous “never give up,” and “silence your haters” variety. To…

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You No Longer Have To Imagine Nicolas Cage’s Face Laid Over Miley Cyrus’s In The ‘Wrecking Ball’ Video
Monday, September 16 by

It’s exists now.

I demand toddler versions of all familiar characters. Like 'Muppet Babies'.
Disney Exec Says They’ll Crank Out One ‘Star Wars’ Origin Story Per Year
Friday, September 13 by

Maybe we’ll know where Jar Jar came from, so we can know where to take him back to.

SOLD.
Don’t Worry, Lars Von Trier’s Next Movie, ‘Nymphomaniac’, Will Be Five Hours Long
Thursday, September 12 by

That’s five and a half hours longer than I’m willing to expend on Von Trier films. That’s right. I want to spend NEGATIVE time watching them.

Ugh. Summer reading.
J.K. Rowling Will Write A Harry Potter Film Without Harry Potter, Because Screw Him
Thursday, September 12 by

Oh, those wondrous beasts!

Cue the worst Jane's Addiction song ever made.
‘Entourage’ Movie Delayed By Actual Hollywood Casting Drama
Thursday, September 12 by

He is Queens Boulevard.

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SJ Show: What Needs To Happen In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Thursday, September 12 by

We assembled a panel to tell J.J. Abrams how to do his job.

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‘Escape From Tomorrow’ First Movie Filmed Secretly At Disney World To Feature No Upskirts
Thursday, September 12 by

I always knew that place was up to something.

Hey, a handsome actor!
Because It’s Only Fair, People Now Want Loki From ‘The Avengers’ To Get His Own Movie
Wednesday, September 11 by

There’s nothing studio execs take more seriously than a fan-made petition.

They're secretly paying a facial acting coach to help Johnny Depp recreate this smile. It could take years.
Next ‘Pirates’ Movie Shut Down To Rework Script. This Could Be A Minute.
Wednesday, September 11 by

Disney quality control rears its ugly head.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Four: Sigur Rós Is Coming
Wednesday, September 11 by

If you’ve been a fan of the books and the band since the 90′s, get ready to be extra smug.

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‘Jurassic Park IV’ Gets A New Title And Joins The Tentpole Dogpile That Is The Summer 2015
Wednesday, September 11 by

We’re going to get serious pancake butt in 2015.

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Watch ‘The Last Thing You See’ Supercut Of Final Shots From Movies
Tuesday, September 10 by

Spoiler ‘lert.

Well aren't you a cute superhero, Ant-Man?
‘Ant-Man’ Will Be Ruining Our Picnics, Summer 2015
Tuesday, September 10 by

He won’t be lethal, but he’ll be annoying as hell.

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‘Silver Linings Batman’: The Darkest Hour
Tuesday, September 10 by

Is this what rock bottom looks like?

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Eddie Murphy Is Here To Make Sense Of It All With His New Reggae Video
Monday, September 9 by

The world’s a messed up place. Heal us, Eddie.

NOT BATMAN.
Maybe The Fact That Josh Brolin Was Considered As Batman Will Make You Feel Better About Affleck Getting The Role
Monday, September 9 by

Then again, maybe it won’t.

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The Rock To Star In McG’s Remake Of ‘The Fall Guy’
Friday, September 6 by

But will he do his own stunts?

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Vin Diesel Doesn’t Give A Fudge About Batman
Thursday, September 5 by

Somebody had to say it.

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Screen Junkies Show: Best Movie Sports Teams
Thursday, September 5 by

Just in time for the return of the NFL.

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Jared Harris Joins ‘Poltergeist’ Reboot, Hopefully Will Fight A Clown Doll
Thursday, September 5 by

I’d just really like to see him wail on a clown.

Clearly, business is booming.
Despite Your Bitching, This Was The Biggest Summer Box Office Ever
Wednesday, September 4 by

Really? Really? REALLY? THERE WASN’T EVEN A ‘BATMAN’ THIS SUMMER!

This is Max Steel. Seems like a nice enough guy.
Mattel Decided That Taylor Lautner Won’t Be Their ‘Max Steel’
Wednesday, September 4 by

Apparently Max Steel is some sort of toy superhero. Also apparently, Mattel produces films.

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Epic Movie Trailer Voice Prank
Wednesday, September 4 by

We took our Honest Trailers Epic Movie Trailer Voice and used his powers for evil. Hilarious evil.

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George Clooney Hangs A Picture Of Himself As Batman As A Reminder Not To Suck
Wednesday, September 4 by

Also because he looks ripped.

Popes are better when they smile.
Hey Fanboys, Brace Yourselves For The Upcoming Pope Francis Biopic
Tuesday, September 3 by

It’s gonna be a zoo when he shows up at Comic-Con

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Dakota Johnson & Charlie Hunnam Are The Couple That Will Boink In ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’
Tuesday, September 3 by

A great leap forward for mom porn.

I'm especially fond of heavily-styled children.
‘Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day’ Announces Its Cast
Thursday, August 29 by

Terrible, no good, very bad news.

I want. Gimme.
Let’s Cut Out Early Tomorrow And Spend Labor Day Playing With ‘Back To The Future’ Legos
Thursday, August 29 by

It’s $34.99, neither I nor Screen Junkies will receive any compensation for featuring or promoting this majesty, but…BUY THIS LEGO KIT BEFORE I BUY THEM ALL MYSELF. Points to the…