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Despite Being Awful, ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Sequel In The Works
Monday, August 11 by

Perhaps now we’ll learn the true secret of the ooze.

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Lonely Island Returning To The Big Screen
Friday, August 8 by

Depending on rating, we may actually get to see a dick enter a box.

Kinda rape-y, Lestat. Tone it down.
Universal Decides ‘We’re Not F*cking Done With Vampires Yet!’, Will Turn All Of Anne Rice’s Books Into Movies
Friday, August 8 by

Fine. Start making them so it ends sooner.

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Chris Pratt’s Eminem Impression: The Remix
Friday, August 8 by

Chris Pratt: Karaoke Champ.

"Khaleesi was a girl with a very special gift..."
‘Storytime’ Puts Grown-Up Pop Culture In Children’s Book Form
Thursday, August 7 by

Makes me wish I was a kid again.

Sad Batman.
‘Batman V. Superman’ Backs Down To ‘Captain America’ In Battle For May 6, 2016 Release Date
Thursday, August 7 by

Jesus, ‘Batman V. Superman’, stand up for yourself. You’re supposed to be superheroes.

The film's subtitle is just below where I cropped this pic. Because I get off on being withholding.
The New ‘Terminator’ Film Has A Title (And We’ll Tell You What It Is In This Article)
Wednesday, August 6 by

Hint: It’s dystopian gibberish.

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You Can Break Alexander Payne’s Heart By Watching ‘Nebraska’ In Color This Weekend
Wednesday, August 6 by

Do not adjust your eyes.

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Paramount To Punch You In The Face With ‘WorldStarHipHop: The Movie’
Wednesday, August 6 by

It’s a story about empowerment.

Lookin' good, DB!
‘The (British) Office’ Will Get A Spin-Off Film Thanks To Ricky Gervais
Tuesday, August 5 by

I wonder if he’s still obnoxious.

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Now Richard Linklater Doesn’t Want To Make ‘Incredible Mr. Limpet’
Tuesday, August 5 by

A serious blow to cinema.

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Chris Pratt Channels Eminem On Command
Tuesday, August 5 by

Chris Pratt and Eminem need to star in a movie together immediately.

"Grow some breasts or get the f*ck out of the way, Garfield."
Sony Will Give Us A Female Superhero Film In 2017, And That’s As Specific As They Will Get
Monday, August 4 by

She’ll hail from the realm of Spider-Man.

It's an important film.
Megan Fox Tells ‘Ninja Turtle’ Haters To F*ck Off
Monday, August 4 by

Well, I can’t imagine this upsetting anybody.

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Marvel Takes A Look Back At How Awesome Their Films Have Been
Monday, August 4 by

Excelsior!

He's smiling because he's rich.
Yup, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Made A Metric Sh*t-ton Of Money This Weekend
Monday, August 4 by

It seems that familiar isn’t always better.

Based on the outfit, his love of women is something of a surprise.
Paul Feig, Savior Of Funny Women, Might Direct ‘Ghostbusters 3′ With Female Cast
Sunday, August 3 by

But do women have the physical strength to bust ghosts? I’M JUST ASKING THE QUESTION.

I could see them doing another one of these if it does well. Oh. They've already committed to that.
It’s Pretty Clear That ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Is Going To Kill At The Box Office This Weekend
Friday, August 1 by

‘Guardians of the Box Office’ is more like it, right? Sorry. That was stupid.

The NYPD has a full line of chainsaws to deal with sharky weather systems.
‘Sharknado 2′ Clears The Low Bar Of ‘Highest-Rated Original SyFy Film’
Friday, August 1 by

It’s a wonderful day for the world!

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Vin Diesel Records “I Am Groot!” In Several Languages
Friday, August 1 by

Yo soy Groot!

Yeah. Let's make a film with scenes like this MORE ridiculous.
The Director Of ‘Con Air’ Wants To Discuss A ‘Con Air’ Sequel In Space
Friday, August 1 by

And we will let him…

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‘Shark By Tara’, A Fragrance From Tara Reid
Friday, August 1 by

Tara Reid has developed a chemical she would like you to rub on your skin.

Something tells me he can pull this off.
Jamie Foxx Will Play Mike Tyson In An Upcoming Biopic
Thursday, July 31 by

Better get that dialect coach on the phone.

PUT HIM IN A POWDERED WIG THIS INSTANT!
‘Office Space’s Ron Livingston To Play Paul Revere In AMC Comedy ‘We Hate Paul Revere’
Wednesday, July 30 by

Maybe we just need to get to know Paul Revere better.

Give Coldplay's Chris Martin his hat back, Simon. That's his image you're f*cking with.
Simon Pegg Will Probably Appear In The New ‘Star Wars’ (But Maybe Not His Face?)
Tuesday, July 29 by

He did everything but hire a skywriting plane to tell us. (Not really)

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Legendary Wants Director Joe Cornish For Its ‘King Kong’ Prequel ‘Skull Island’
Tuesday, July 29 by

It’s between him and Spike Lee. Just kidding. No one’s asked Spike.

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‘The Walking Dead’ Season 5 Trailer Is All Action
Monday, July 28 by

Gross!

I would be in a hurry to get my kids out of there, too.
Woman Hit By Car At Comic-Con ZombieWalk, Gets A Little Closer To Being Actual Zombie
Monday, July 28 by

This goes from upsetting to very upsetting when learning kids were scared by the fake zombies.

Back at ya, buddy.
Yup, Quentin Tarantino Revealed At Comic-Con He Is Making ‘The Hateful Eight’
Monday, July 28 by

Then it’s settled.

Hey, buddy. It's a been a minute. How ya been?
Comic-Con Teases Cryptic ‘King Kong’ Sequel, Leaves Everyone Confused
Monday, July 28 by

Is it a prequel? A sequel? A gritty reboot with King Kong as a troubled loner?