This movie felt like it was covered in Donkey Sauce.
Good. Because I don’t look at enough screens every day.
Your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth.
It’s a lot more fun when everyone is just laid-back and stoned.
And none of them liked Kanye’s performance, apparently.
…Or is he plotting to overthrow the government?
I guess there’s nothing wrong with piling this stuff on in a comic book movie.
I’m excited to see the directors interpretation of the green things.
He specializes in atrocities.
Let’s do Garamond and hyperrealism next!
No child left behind.
Neill Blomkamp does not.
Pew! Pew! ROOOAAARRRRR!!!! It’s gonna be great.
As long as they don’t give out toothbrushes, they should be fine.
Maybe they could get fans to recreate the whole series and re-run it.
“The One Where Batman and Ross Kiss”
Finally, a reboot everyone can get behind.
It’s thought to be a 10-episode run with returning characters.
Because the first one was so funny and good?
Set phasers to kill.
An $18MM opening domestic weekend against a budget of $200MM. Ouch.
They would have very pretty, charming babies.
Keanu vs. Cannibalistic Voodoo Supermodels
“My tastes are very… singular. I don’t follow the manual.”
Good news for young Woody Harrelson lookalikes.
There’s a carve-out for ‘Expendables’ films, right? TELL ME THERE’S AN EXCEPTION FOR ‘EXPENDABLES’ FILMS!