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Celebrate ‘UHF’s’ 25th Anniversary With NSFW Pics
Wednesday, July 23 by

They take it all off for UHF.

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Brett Ratner Glued Yak Pubes To The Rock’s Face
Wednesday, July 23 by

Dude, just grow a beard.

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Edgar Wright Returning To Familiar Territory With ‘Baby Driver’
Wednesday, July 23 by

He’s taking a break from studio films.

Will Ferrell could easily slip into this picture, as either the man or the hawk.
Shortlived 80′s Show ‘Manimal’ Scooped Up By Will Ferrell And Adam McKay
Wednesday, July 23 by

It got 8 episodes back in ’83, so you KNOW it’s good.

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Jake Gyllenhaal Is Looking For Work
Tuesday, July 22 by

Help a brother out?

Keep the hair, please.
Dwayne Johnson, Realizing He Hasn’t Played A Comic Book Hero Yet, Suggests He’ll Be DC Comics’ Shazam
Tuesday, July 22 by

Don’t worry. We explain who Shazam is.

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J.J. Abrams Casually Reveals New X-Wing Starfighter
Monday, July 21 by

That’s the sound of a thousand asthma inhalers triggered in unison.

What's a wood chipper on the moon look like?
Directors Are Clamoring Over A Script That Is Described As ‘Fargo On The Moon’
Monday, July 21 by

Wait. What?

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Joaquin Phoenix’s Forehead Is At It Again
Friday, July 18 by

That is a super-talented forehead.

Looks pretty much the same to me, *hops up on pedestal* but I don't really see color. I just naturally look past it.
Marvel Exec Goes On ‘Colbert Report’ To Announce Captain America Will Soon Be Black
Friday, July 18 by

If he hooks up with the new female Thor, it will drive a lot of bigots up the wall.

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Kids Swearing In Movies: The Supercut
Thursday, July 17 by

Children! LANGUAGE!!

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Get Ready For An ‘Avengers’-Style Ensemble Franchise Of Classic Universal Monsters
Thursday, July 17 by

I said “get ready!” Are you ready? Nah, you’re not ready.

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This Video Will Forever Change The Way That You Think About Joaquin Phoenix’s Forehead
Wednesday, July 16 by

I’d wear more hats if this were me.

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Marvel Reveals Ultron In Advance Of Comic-Con
Wednesday, July 16 by

That’s a pretty menacing robot.

Huh. She has huge breasts. I guess that could have gone either way.
Marvel Has Turned Thor Into A Woman
Wednesday, July 16 by

No word on the fate of the movie version of Thor, who seems to still be male.

He looks like a western film.
Tarantino’s ‘Hateful Eight’ Might Be Filming Early Next Year, According To Kurt Russell
Tuesday, July 15 by

Looks like ole’ QT has made his peace with the leaked script.

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‘Apehood’ Mashup Proves That ‘Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Is Pretty Much ‘Boyhood’ With Monkeys
Tuesday, July 15 by

Incorrect. ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ is ‘Monkey Braveheart’.

Please stand by, Mr. Garfield. Your call is important to us, and someone will be with you shortly.
Blockbuster Writing Duo Breaks Up, Meaning We Might Not Get ‘Spider-Man’ Movies For A While
Tuesday, July 15 by

Fortunately, we have a billion other comic book films to choose from.

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Jon Hamm To Terrorize Cartoon Fish
Monday, July 14 by

It’s his career to do with what he wants.

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Katherine Heigl Is Super Chill According To Kathering Heigl
Monday, July 14 by

We can’t blame her for disliking her work.

To be fair, he does look like he's been worn down by a life of crime.
‘Goodfellas’ And ‘Casino’ Writer To Give Us A New Mob Film Starring Sylvester Stallone
Friday, July 11 by

I guess his more talented brother, Frank, was unavailable.

My pleasure to present Lady Ferguson.
‘Mission: Impossible 5′ Casts Some Actors, Old And New
Thursday, July 10 by

Waiting for the audio tapes of Baldwin berating crew members.

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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles For Pizza Hut
Wednesday, July 9 by

Does anyone besides the Turtles eat Pizza Hut anymore?

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George R. R. Martin Has Strong Words For His Doubters
Wednesday, July 9 by

Well said.

Save this film, Jane.
That Adam Sandler-Kevin James Video Game Film Will Also Star Jane Krakowski
Wednesday, July 9 by

I would like to see them in a ‘GTA’ or ‘Mortal Kombat’ adaptation.

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The Military Is Developing An ‘Iron Man’ Suit, And Hollywood Is Helping
Wednesday, July 9 by

So I guess this means the Navy’s gonna get an Aqua-Man thing going on?

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Ingmar Bergman’s Ponderous Take On THE FLASH
Tuesday, July 8 by

Even the fastest man alive cannot outrun the icy hand of death.

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You Can Finally Watch Bill Murray’s Strangest Performance In ‘Nothing Lasts Forever’
Tuesday, July 8 by

Not as strange as his public persona though.

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Soundtrack Studies: ‘American Psycho’
Tuesday, July 8 by

Do you like Huey Lewis?

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It’s The JURASSIC PARK Theme Sung By Goats
Monday, July 7 by

A John Williams classic re-imagined for a new generation.