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Make it like the recent 'Godzilla' movie and never actually show King Kong!
Netflix, Unable To Stop Making Original Content, Is Rolling Out A King Kong Cartoon For Kids
Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how many children he’ll eat in this children’s show.

Now imagine Kevin Hart screaming at you while watching this. BOOM. 'Tetris' movie.
‘Tetris’ Movie Is Really Coming Together. Really. A ‘Tetris’ Movie.
Tuesday, September 30 by

If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.

So much less erotic than my interpretation...
Alec Baldwin And Kevin Spacey To Lend Their Voices To Dreamworks Animation’s ‘Boss Baby’
Tuesday, September 30 by

A baby boss? That’s impractical!

Satan says "please?"
The Christian Filmmakers Of The Nic Cage Film ‘Left Behind’ Got A Pull Quote From Satan
Tuesday, September 30 by

I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.

A bunch of customers emerged from the hearse and saved the store!
Blockbuster Video Stores Live On In Alaska, El Paso, And Other Weird Places
Tuesday, September 30 by

I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.

Amazon Prime is no match for Netflix' monkey style.
‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2′ To Premiere Exclusively On Netflix
Tuesday, September 30 by

They’re like a bunch of Asian Frank Underwoods that will kick you in the head.

TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT OR GET THE F*CK OFF THE STAGE!
Donald Glover To Sex Us All Up In ‘Magic Mike XXL’
Monday, September 29 by

Or maybe he’ll play a preschool teacher. Who knows.

The financiers of the 3rd 'Clerks', possibly.
Kevin Smith Reports That ‘Tusk’ Has Somehow Enabled Him To Make ‘Clerks III’
Monday, September 29 by

So many things I don’t like in that headline.

The sweater says "family friendly." The resume does not.
David Fincher Considered ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’, And His Idea Was Too Awesome For Disney
Monday, September 29 by

Also, it may have been too dark. Maybe.

Your town may fall NEXT!
Gerard Butler Gets A New Director For ‘London Has Fallen’
Monday, September 29 by

It’s that ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ sequel that we’re not really begging for.

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This ‘Skeleton Twins’ Interview With Kristen Wiig And Bill Hader Goes Horribly Wrong
Monday, September 29 by

Just Google the movie if you want to learn anything about it.

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Alex Winter Begrudgingly Gives Up ‘Bill & Ted 3′ Details
Friday, September 26 by

Wyld Stallyns rule!

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Ridley Scott Says The Alien Won’t Appear In Second ‘Alien’ Prequel ‘Prometheus 2′
Thursday, September 25 by

“The beast is done.”

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Chris Hemsworth Is An Action-Hero Computer Nerd In Michael Mann’s ‘Blackhat’ Trailer
Thursday, September 25 by

The only one who can save the day is the computer nerd who is good at running around.

Someone is tweeting about Twitter. It's like 'Inception', but way dumber.
If You Tweet About Movies, Twitter Wants To Find You And Target You With Movie Ads
Thursday, September 25 by

Fun!

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Ellen Page And Kate Mara To Star In ‘Tiny Detectives’
Thursday, September 25 by

Time is a difficult to reach circle.

Smile, Trent. You're rich!
You Can Add Ominous Music To Your Day By Streaming The ‘Gone Girl’ Soundtrack Right Now
Thursday, September 25 by

Music for day care centers

R.I.P. Classy Liam
Liam Neeson Will Also Be Joining ‘Ted 2′ For Some Reason
Thursday, September 25 by

I hope he plays a teenage stoner.

This guy loves playing crappy monsters!
Some Dude From ‘Twilight’ Will Be Playing A Modern Frankenstein
Wednesday, September 24 by

Not Taylor Lautner, though that would be hilarious.

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Man Makes Leg Lamp With His Own Amputated Leg
Wednesday, September 24 by

I bet his wife hates it.

Dammit, James. We could have really used you in this shot.
The Next X-Men, ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’, Will Recast Storm, Jean Grey, And Cyclops
Wednesday, September 24 by

Because the next film takes place 20 years before the first ‘X-Men’.

A rare photo of Cersei Lannister not banging her brother.
‘Game Of Thrones’ Lena Headey To Take On The Regency Period Undead In ‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’
Wednesday, September 24 by

It would be more appealing if it was ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Topless Women’, but I suppose they had to draw the line somewhere.

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Does This Set Photo Reveal A Major ‘Jurassic World’ Clue?
Tuesday, September 23 by

Or maybe it’s just a picture.

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Let Sebastian The Crab Introduce You To All The Gross Horrors Under The Sea
Tuesday, September 23 by

It’s a nightmare down there.

Lookin' pretty creepy, Pete.
Peter Dinklage To Play A Very Short Bounty Hunter
Tuesday, September 23 by

The Dink always gets his man.

Why does black-and-white make everything look more important?
Steven Soderbergh Turned ‘Raiders Of The Lost Ark’ Into A Black-And-White Film
Tuesday, September 23 by

For a guy who retired years ago, Soderbergh sure does work a lot.

That's some good diorama-ing!
These Movie Dioramas Of ‘Se7en’, ‘Breaking Bad’, And ‘American Psycho’ Are Better Than Your Middle School Dioramas
Tuesday, September 23 by

More grown men should be making dioramas. There. I said it.

What's on your mind, Vin?
Can We Take A Few Minutes To Talk About The New, Hairy Vin Diesel?
Tuesday, September 23 by

Yes. We can.

You've been replaced, fellas.
‘Star Trek 3′ May Feature William Shatner And Leonard Nimoy
Tuesday, September 23 by

Because no one goes to the movies to see young people.

I hoped that they would never grow up.
The ‘Mighty Ducks 2′ Cast Reunited For Its 20th Anniversary Without Emilio Or Pacey
Monday, September 22 by

Q: At what point is a reunion just “people getting together?” A: When the two most prominent stars aren’t there.

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