I wonder how many children he’ll eat in this children’s show.
If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.
A baby boss? That’s impractical!
I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.
I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.
They’re like a bunch of Asian Frank Underwoods that will kick you in the head.
Or maybe he’ll play a preschool teacher. Who knows.
So many things I don’t like in that headline.
Also, it may have been too dark. Maybe.
It’s that ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ sequel that we’re not really begging for.
Just Google the movie if you want to learn anything about it.
Wyld Stallyns rule!
“The beast is done.”
The only one who can save the day is the computer nerd who is good at running around.
Time is a difficult to reach circle.
Music for day care centers
I hope he plays a teenage stoner.
Not Taylor Lautner, though that would be hilarious.
I bet his wife hates it.
Because the next film takes place 20 years before the first ‘X-Men’.
It would be more appealing if it was ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Topless Women’, but I suppose they had to draw the line somewhere.
Or maybe it’s just a picture.
It’s a nightmare down there.
The Dink always gets his man.
For a guy who retired years ago, Soderbergh sure does work a lot.
More grown men should be making dioramas. There. I said it.
Because no one goes to the movies to see young people.
Q: At what point is a reunion just “people getting together?” A: When the two most prominent stars aren’t there.