No, Robert. NO! Efron is poison!
Democracy’s a sick joke.
Let them eat in peace. Just kidding. They’re celebrities. Get ‘em!!!
I love this show and had no idea it has been on for five seasons. That can’t be right.
He will break those iron bar’s necks in no time.
But his pets are the ones telling him to murder!
There’s danger at every turn but the beaches are just gorgeous.
Can he charm us with drama, too?
Now I’m disappointed Chris Pratt isn’t playing Andy Dwyer in ‘Jurassic World’.
Consider the matter resolved. Good work, guys.
They’ll be getting some help from Annapurna and Meghan Ellison.
Which is sort of like being a really tall midget.
(If you have a Phillips smartphone-controlled lighting system for your house.)
But will it be any better than ‘Prince of Persia’? Yes. It has to be.
While looking like Sean Penn from ‘Carlito’s Way’.
If you stopped reading at “Nick Jonas” because you fainted…we understand.
We’re going to need a cuter boat.
Finally, SOME CLOSURE!
I could see this becoming a pretty big project.
It looks way more dramatic than ‘CB4′.
See you at the crossroads.
Let’s settle this in the octagon.
They blew their budget and creativity on Fall Out Boy haircuts. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Quick, someone alert Kevin Bacon!
This is going to be a really convoluted explanation, isn’t it?
He could join Marvel because Sony doesn’t seem to know what to do with him.
See if you can crack his code. I’m sure the NSA is working around the clock.
Straight from your favorite source for ‘Star Wars’ news – ‘Fortune Magazine’!
$650 is a lot of money if you’re the type of guy that scalps movie tickets.