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Do your job and FIRE THIS MAN, OBAMA!

His girlfriend is a vegetarian, which pretty much makes him a vegetarian too.

The role is still up for grabs. Handsome devils only.

Looks like ‘Justice League’ is something we need to worry about again.

I would put a funny MacGruber quote here if I thought that anyone would get the reference.

Nothing’s cheaper than free…

He’s so charming and likable….IT’S SCARY!!!!

Imps say the darndest things.

His throne sucks compared to the Iron Throne.

I blame Madonna, and yes, I’m comfortable doing that.

All those quotes mean I don’t take this thing very seriously.

OH GOOD, ADAM SANDLER!

The target market for this film is…coma patients and people that have died in front of the television.

“Good, not great,” is how I would have responded.

In case that headline isn’t clear, Matthew Fox (allegedly) beats the women, while Dominic finds the act unsavory.

Click the link to see the image. It’s worth it. We wouldn’t lie to you. Not about this, anyway.

Well, everyone knows Battleship died at the box office. What this trailer presupposes is… maybe it didn’t.

Tarantino only did this movie for the chance to dress like Robert Rodriguez.

Lock up your cats!!! (Read the article to see why that’s funny.)

If you click this link, there’s an embedded video for Danzig’s “Mother.” I swear to God.

Andy Dick not only possesses box-office draw, but also the hearts and minds of America.

Most everyone in America will have outgrown G.I. Joe by then.

Game of Thrones, bitch.

We learn so much.

Lorne Michaels might know but ain’t sayin’.

Looks like “bad”….just got broken. *high fives everyone within a ten block radius*

Almost looks TOO real.

He’s throwing in the towel… that he previously used to break some guy’s arm.

And things don’t sound good.

Will he be the successor to Gus Fring? No. That would be ridiculous.