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"Shoes," one police officer said to the other. "Boys," the other responded, her hair blowing in her face.
’21 Jump Street’ Catches All-Female-Adaptation Fever, Brings Aboard The ‘Broad City’ Writers
Wednesday, April 29 by

Could you imagine if this movie starring women was raunchy? That would annihilate my Victorian sensibilities!

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The New ‘Gremlins’ Movie Will Nod Back To The Rich History of ‘Gremlins’
Wednesday, April 29 by

Those who ignore the old ‘Gremlins’ movie are doomed to repeat the old ‘Gremlins’ movie.

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Don’t Worry, Justin Bieber Will Be In ‘Zoolander 2′
Wednesday, April 29 by

…and the angels sang.

Those snow-white locks require a conditioner so expensive, it will take five 'Avatar's to afford it.
Oh, Now There’s A Script For ‘Avatar 5′ As Well
Tuesday, April 28 by

Because an original and three sequels would totally have left us hanging.

See that hair that's cropped out on the right side? That's DJ's boyfriend Steve. F*ck Steve.
Lifetime To Now Give ‘Full House’ The Unauthorized, Tell-All Treatment
Tuesday, April 28 by

Jeez, Lifetime. Have some respect for yourself. You don’t have to do this.

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The ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Films Will Be Shot Back-to-Back For 9 Straight Months
Tuesday, April 28 by

That’s a long time for Chris Evans to have to carry that shield.

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‘Deadpool’ Writers Will Make A Film About The Launch Of New Coke In The 80’s
Tuesday, April 28 by

It wasn’t a bigger debacle than ‘John Carter’, was it?

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The Creator Of ‘Black-Ish’ Is Set To Deliver A ‘Good Times’ Film
Monday, April 27 by

I hope America likes exaggerated pronunciations of the word “dynamite!”

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Disney Is Going To Modify Part Of A Cruise Ship To Resemble The Millennium Falcon
Monday, April 27 by

How much to have a cranky Harrison Ford yell at paying guests?

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Warner Bros Releases ‘Suicide Squad’ Joker Pic, Probably Just To See What Everyone Thinks
Monday, April 27 by

I wonder if the Internet will have an opinion on this…

Native American Cast Walks Off Adam Sandler Set In Protest
Friday, April 24 by

Not for the usual reasons.

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Vince Gilligan Taking His ‘Breaking Bad’ Sensibilities To Disney For ‘Jack And The Beanstalk’
Thursday, April 23 by

Just remake it with the entire ‘Breaking Bad’ cast, reprising their ‘Breaking Bad’ characters, continuing with the plotlines of ‘Breaking Bad’. Just keep making ‘Breaking Bad’, Vince.

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Here Are The New Titles Being Released On Netflix In May
Thursday, April 23 by

I hate to say that May’s new releases on Netflix are a disappointment, but they totally are. In April, they took away our Adventure Time, so we were at least…

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Common Has Joined The ‘Suicide Squad’
Thursday, April 23 by

We don’t know if he’ll play a good guy or bad guy, but we do know he’ll play a badass.

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Phil Lord And Chris Miller Will Direct An Animated Spider-Man Film
Thursday, April 23 by

Let’s get H. Jon Benjamin on the voice and get this show on the road.

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ScarJo Says ‘Ghost in the Shell’ Will Film in Early 2016
Wednesday, April 22 by

This adaptation has been kicking around FOREVER. Hopefully this film stays the course.

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Johnny Depp Looks Like Donnie Brasco Sr. In The Whitey Bulger Biopic ‘Black Mass’
Wednesday, April 22 by

Did he raid the older film’s costume department? Irish and Italian mobsters had very similar fashion senses.

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I Could Stare At This Picture Of The Fake George Lucas All Day Long
Wednesday, April 22 by

He’s as good as the real thing.

Valiant Comics Announces Superhero Movies You’ll Have To Be A Reeaaallllll Nerd To Like
Tuesday, April 21 by

With every other film being a superhero movie, Valiant Comics decided, “hey, why not?”

Joss Whedon Was Really Looking Forward To Edgar Wright’s ‘Ant-Man’ Too
Tuesday, April 21 by

It really would have been so perfect. Unless it wasn’t.

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Ben Affleck Doesn’t Want The World Knowing He Descended From Slave Owners
Monday, April 20 by

He’s also in a bunch of Kevin Smith films. No one’s perfect.

That tie is an impeachable offense.
Our Favorite Fighter Pilot President, Bill Pullman, Will Return For ‘Independence Day 2′
Monday, April 20 by

I guess in this canon, they don’t have term limits.

‘Wonder Woman’ Hires Hollywood’s Other Female Director
Thursday, April 16 by

That was fast.

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The ‘Blade Runner’ Sequel Will Balance Harrison Ford’s Gruff Demeanor With Ryan Gosling’s Sensitive Sexuality
Thursday, April 16 by

Add a Wayans brother, and this will appeal to everyone.

He's sad because the studio isn't focusing on the art.
Seriously, These ‘Batman Vs. Superman’ Teasers, Sneak Peeks, And Tweets Need To Stop
Thursday, April 16 by

Do you really need to tap us on the shoulder for every little development? Just make your damn comic book movie.

Dennis Quaid Was Just Pulling Everyone’s Leg, You Guys
Thursday, April 16 by

That’s our Dennis!

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Russia Isn’t Happy With Its Depiction In ‘Child 44′, So It Banned The Film
Thursday, April 16 by

The Culture MInister uses some very colorful, nerdy language to explain his decision.

‘Batman v Superman’ Teaser Trailer For The Teaser Confirms These Guys Will Wear Costumes
Thursday, April 16 by

Do you not feel sufficiently teased?

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Chris Pratt Signed On To Bootlegger Biopic ‘The Real McCoy’
Thursday, April 16 by

Throw some dirt on him. He’ll look like a bootlegger.

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That ‘Fletch’ Reboot That Won’t Die Is Still Courting (But Hasn’t Signed) Jason Sudekis
Wednesday, April 15 by

Don’t do it, Sudekis! Even Jason Lee and Kevin Smith passed on it!

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