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David Fincher Is Preparing A Comedy Film About 80’s Music Videos
Friday, December 19 by

Read this instead of all that crap about Sony, North Korea, ‘The Interview’, and hackers.

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George R. R. Martin Is Willing To Screen ‘The Interview’ In His Private Theater
Friday, December 19 by

You don’t have the right to risk your life like this, George.

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The Most Watched Trailer On YouTube Is ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’. You Perverts.
Thursday, December 18 by

You like to watch, don’t you?

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‘The Interview’ Now Just Canceled Everywhere
Thursday, December 18 by

If only they’d changed his name to Ken Jong-un.

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Sarah Silverman Will Be Starring In An HBO Series Pilot
Thursday, December 18 by

I wonder if she’ll say “doodie.”

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Barack Obama’s Best Picture Award Goes To ‘Boyhood’
Wednesday, December 17 by

As of press time, we don’t know if he saw or considered ‘Ninja Turtles’.

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America’s Largest Theater Chains Have Dropped ‘The Interview’ Altogether. Terrorists Win This Round.
Wednesday, December 17 by

This likely won’t dissuade the next assholes from making an idle threat and getting their way.

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“The Sony” Bows To Terror Threats And Cancels ‘The Interview’ Premiere
Wednesday, December 17 by

Pussies.

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This New Trailer For ‘Terminator: Genisys’ Should Clear Up Any Confusion
Tuesday, December 16 by

I’m more confused than ever.

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AMC To Offer All-You-Can-See Movies For $30-$45 A Month With MoviePass
Tuesday, December 16 by

Finally, an excuse to go into a dark air-conditioned room and sit.

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J.K. Simmons Will Scream At King Kong In Skull Island
Tuesday, December 16 by

But only because he wants to push Kong to succeed.

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Seth Rogen Says He Wants North Koreans To See ‘The Interview’
Tuesday, December 16 by

But what becomes of their glorious enlightened leader?

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Liam Neeson Will Let You Use Him As A Job Reference
Monday, December 15 by

Who better to endorse your certain set of skills?

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Your Nerd Loves Combine In ‘The Office: Middle Earth’
Monday, December 15 by

Am I alone in asking we just cancel Saturday Night Live and only have episodes of this on in its place from now on?

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Sony Hackers Promise Big ‘Christmas Gift’ That Will Arrive Soon
Monday, December 15 by

I hope it’s an iPhone 6 case!

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Marvel’s Not Gonna Cross-Over ‘Guardians’ And ‘Avengers’ Any Time Soon
Monday, December 15 by

Because they have no idea where they’d put all the money they’d make.

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DON’T PASS On The Trailer For Kobe Doc ‘Kobe Bryant’s Muse’
Friday, December 12 by

I’d watch it if it was produced by Shaq and Phil Jackson.

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These Warner Herzog Inspirational Posters Might Come Up A Little Shrort
Friday, December 12 by

Warner Herzog is known for being a bleak old man with a funny voice. Also, he’s directed some movies. But for the sake of comedy, we focus on the former….

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Wild Movie Party Supercut: When It’s Time To Party, We Will Party Hard
Friday, December 12 by

Somebody’s going to have to clean up after this.

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Second Season Of ‘True Detective’ Brings Out The Big Guns Casting Rick Springfield
Thursday, December 11 by

Does this mean Lou Bega might play an enigmatic Haitian crime lord?

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Christopher Lee Releases Yet Another Christmas-Themed Metal Album
Thursday, December 11 by

Best voice in geriatric death metal. Hands down.

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Huh, What? ‘Jump Street’ Might Merge With ‘Men In Black’
Thursday, December 11 by

Sure?

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Cuba Gooding Jr. To Play O.J. Simpson In ‘American Crime Story’
Wednesday, December 10 by

WHO WILL PLAY KATO KAELIN?

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Shawn Levy Has Given Up On Trying To Adapt Video Game ‘Minecraft’
Wednesday, December 10 by

It’s too bad. Daniel Day-Lewis and Ewan McGregor were attached to play blocky trees.

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Now, Jeff Daniels Might Star In That Steve Jobs Movie (Not As Jobs)
Wednesday, December 10 by

He sort of looks like Jobs when he stands in front of a huge Apple logo.

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Watch An Earthquake Ruin Los Angeles In The ‘San Andreas’ Trailer
Tuesday, December 9 by

I’m going to watch it standing under a doorway or in my tub.

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The Marvel Universe Wishes You A Merry Christmas
Tuesday, December 9 by

And a happy new year.

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Mark Wahlberg Wants His Old Criminal Record Expunged So He Can Become An LAPD Officer
Monday, December 8 by

Yeah, really.

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George Lucas Is Being Kind of Bitchy About The New ‘Star Wars’
Monday, December 8 by

Is it too much to ask that he just wishes it the best?

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Chris Pratt Signing On For ‘Magnificent Seven’ Remake?
Friday, December 5 by

He’ll likely play the sarcastic one that is not a raccoon.

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