“If you can fool a child into thinking you’re dead and you hate her, you’re doing something right.”
But she did so well last time.
Turns out it’s not very good.
The last version missed a few bitches.
The Rock should team with Pixar on this one.
This one is long overdue.
“Fuk dat shit. Imma chill.”
It’s hypnotic and soothing.
Bloody Face: The Movie?
Caution: Paterno jokes in here.
Let me guess – the band will be depicted as taking themselves super-seriously.
We found out that ‘Big Bang Theory’ is more offensive than slavery to some in South Central.
Do you have a moment to discuss Hobbitism with Gary Busey?
The only way this could have gone more poorly would be if he dressed up as the Joker.
If God exists, then why do Tyler Perry movies happen to good people?
No Cusack’s allowed.
If Jack Reacher was real, he’d be soooooo angry.
Envelope yourself in Sandler’s process.
This better feature Gavin DeGraw’s “Chariot.”
Another film where we don’t see Johnny Depp’s scalp.
I’d like to live in a world where these facts are 100% true.
Hollywood just got awesome.
Leave out the ducts. Trust me.
Fans of the C-word unite!
Sonuvabitch!! They’re pretty much the same thing.
Drew Goddard’s script is just too awesome to shoot.
Instead of 3D glasses, dunce caps will be given out to audience members.
Beasts of the Southern Wild’s Quvenzhané Wallis is this year’s Uggie