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Geez, Grandpa! Why’d You Read Me This Stuff?!: ‘Princess Bride’/’Game Of Thrones’ Mashup
Thursday, March 12 by

By George Rob Reiner Martin

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Disney Gives Us A Release Date And Director For ‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’ And Name For That Standalone Movie
Thursday, March 12 by

Oh, and a release date (window) for that standalone movie. Wasn’t able to fit that in the title.

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Liam Neeson Thinks He’s Going To Quit Action Films In A Couple Years
Thursday, March 12 by

That’s what Sylvester Stallone said…in 1986.

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Of Course PETA Wants Tim Burton To Change The Ending Of ‘Dumbo’
Thursday, March 12 by

Does any group write as many open letters as PETA does?

Hey, dude! How about you put a shirt on and stop pointing in my direction?
Leo DiCaprio Bails Out Adrian Grenier’s Whale Doc That Has A Silly Name With $50K Kickstarter Pledge
Wednesday, March 11 by

Before you mutter “liberal tree hugger bullsh*t under your breath,” check out the premise. It’s pretty terrific.

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Tim Burton Will Direct A Live-Action ‘Dumbo’ For Disney
Tuesday, March 10 by

Is it too soon to congratulate Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter for their roles in ‘Dumbo’?

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Elizabeth Banks And Paul Giamatti Will Relive Tennis’ ‘Battle Of The Sexes’ For HBO
Tuesday, March 10 by

You have to give the casting at least a 9.5/10 here.

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Marvel Studios Might Skip Comic-Con This Year, Because It Knows You’ll See Their Movies Anyway
Tuesday, March 10 by

They didn’t say that was the reason, but we all think it is.

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‘Zoolander 2′ Will Hit Theaters February 12, 2016!
Tuesday, March 10 by

Once again, they’re so hot right now.

This ghost is terrified of this news.
Sony, In The Interest Of Gender Equality, Also Rolling Out A ‘Ghostbusters’ Starring Dudes
Tuesday, March 10 by

…and we’ve come full circle.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Trailer Divides The Butchers From The Meat
Tuesday, March 10 by

Also, heads from bodies.

Smile!
‘Unfinished Business’ Limped Out Of The Gate Fore A Measly $4.8 Million
Monday, March 9 by

Ouch.

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Harrison Ford Crashed His Dinky Little Plane On A Los Angeles Golf Course
Friday, March 6 by

Can’t keep a good, grumpy man down.

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He-Man’s New Battle Cat Looks Like It Came Straight From The Gates Of Hell
Friday, March 6 by

It’s fond of sepia Instagram filters.

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‘Toy Story 4′ Won’t Follow The Original 3 Installment Because It’s Going To Be A Romantic Comedy
Friday, March 6 by

I mean, it will in that it’s about anthropomorphic toys.

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Fox Snags ‘The Expendables’ For A TV Event Series Produced By Sylvester Stallone
Thursday, March 5 by

Man, they’re really making a meal out of this flimsy premise.

That many mustaches on a team should have been a red flag.
1970’s Basketball Point Shaving Scandal To Be Turned Into A Film
Thursday, March 5 by

From the mobsters who brought you the Lufthansa heist…

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Sony Pictures Enlists Diablo Cody To Rewrite ‘Barbie’
Thursday, March 5 by

Yes, THAT Barbie.

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What If Wes Anderson Directed ‘The Uncanny X-Men’?
Wednesday, March 4 by

So many jumpsuits.

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Amy Pascal’s New Office Still Smells Like Seth Rogen’s Weed
Wednesday, March 4 by

Seth Rogen may want to look into getting a vaporizer.

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Mike Epps Will Be Uncle Buck In The Upcoming Series, Naturally
Wednesday, March 4 by

To be fair, it’s hard to find anyone as white as John Candy was.

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Yo, Batman’s Into Some Freaky Sh*t In ‘Fifty Shades Of Wayne’
Tuesday, March 3 by

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

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Quentin Tarantino Is Performing Rituals To Get Snow On Location Of ‘The Hateful Eight’
Tuesday, March 3 by

I’m guessing this wasn’t the production budget.

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Jennifer Lawrence And Steven Spielberg Will Team Up For Photographer Memoir ‘It’s What I Do’
Tuesday, March 3 by

She’ll play a real-life Pulitzer Prize-winning photographer.

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Drew Goddard May Helm ‘Spider-Man’ Reboot, Is Pretty Much Becoming Sam Raimi
Tuesday, March 3 by

I’ll resort to voodoo to make this happen.

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‘Training Day’ Stars Denzel Washington And Ethan Hawke Re-Team With Antoine Fuqua For ‘The Magnificent Seven’
Tuesday, March 3 by

I don’t know if I would feel any safer if these guys were protecting my town.

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Netflix Paid $12 Million To Get An Idris Elba Film (And Hopefully Some Awards Season Love)
Monday, March 2 by

It can sit in your queue now, instead of as a DVD on top of your TV for four months.

At this rate, his eyes will have closed shut by age 50.
Leo DiCaprio Will Play A Man With 24 Personalities In ‘The Crowded Room’
Monday, March 2 by

I would have called it ’24’, but that’s just because I like to confuse people.

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‘Adventure Time’ Will Be Breaking From Its 12-Minute Format For A Feature Film
Monday, March 2 by

C’mon and grab your friends.

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Try To Keep Your Pants Zipped While Watching This ‘Fifty Shades Of Gandalf The Grey’ Trailer
Friday, February 27 by

Ewwwwwwwwww…

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