Which is sort of like being a really tall midget.
(If you have a Phillips smartphone-controlled lighting system for your house.)
But will it be any better than ‘Prince of Persia’? Yes. It has to be.
While looking like Sean Penn from ‘Carlito’s Way’.
If you stopped reading at “Nick Jonas” because you fainted…we understand.
We’re going to need a cuter boat.
Finally, SOME CLOSURE!
I could see this becoming a pretty big project.
It looks way more dramatic than ‘CB4′.
See you at the crossroads.
Let’s settle this in the octagon.
They blew their budget and creativity on Fall Out Boy haircuts. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Quick, someone alert Kevin Bacon!
This is going to be a really convoluted explanation, isn’t it?
He could join Marvel because Sony doesn’t seem to know what to do with him.
See if you can crack his code. I’m sure the NSA is working around the clock.
Straight from your favorite source for ‘Star Wars’ news – ‘Fortune Magazine’!
$650 is a lot of money if you’re the type of guy that scalps movie tickets.
I’ve never known the Middle East to be so touchy about religious issues.
As well they should be.
They sorta buried this one amid the holiday, but many saw it coming.
Beam me up, Angelo! (They’re going for a more diverse cast this time. No, not really.0
Time to pull the grey suit and tiny bow tie out of moth balls.
As determined by ‘Forbes’ and less formally by everyone else.
I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!
This news will be probably be valid for about six hours, so hurry up and read it.
Ellen Page, Dennis Haysbert, Mark Hamill, Aaron Paul, etc.