By George Rob Reiner Martin
Oh, and a release date (window) for that standalone movie. Wasn’t able to fit that in the title.
That’s what Sylvester Stallone said…in 1986.
Does any group write as many open letters as PETA does?
Before you mutter “liberal tree hugger bullsh*t under your breath,” check out the premise. It’s pretty terrific.
Is it too soon to congratulate Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter for their roles in ‘Dumbo’?
You have to give the casting at least a 9.5/10 here.
They didn’t say that was the reason, but we all think it is.
Once again, they’re so hot right now.
…and we’ve come full circle.
Also, heads from bodies.
Can’t keep a good, grumpy man down.
It’s fond of sepia Instagram filters.
I mean, it will in that it’s about anthropomorphic toys.
Man, they’re really making a meal out of this flimsy premise.
From the mobsters who brought you the Lufthansa heist…
Yes, THAT Barbie.
So many jumpsuits.
Seth Rogen may want to look into getting a vaporizer.
To be fair, it’s hard to find anyone as white as John Candy was.
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
I’m guessing this wasn’t the production budget.
She’ll play a real-life Pulitzer Prize-winning photographer.
I’ll resort to voodoo to make this happen.
I don’t know if I would feel any safer if these guys were protecting my town.
It can sit in your queue now, instead of as a DVD on top of your TV for four months.
I would have called it ’24’, but that’s just because I like to confuse people.
C’mon and grab your friends.