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Naomi Watts Greatly Increases Boob Count Of ‘J. Edgar’ Cast
Tuesday, January 25 by

Also increased: the chances for an explicit lesbian sex scene.

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3D Is Bad For Your Brain Because Roger Ebert Says So
Tuesday, January 25 by

Critic Roger Ebert sticks his downward thumb right into the audience, saying it’s stupid to pay top dollar for movies designed to give you a headache.

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Emile Hirsch In For ‘The Motel Life.’ Next Up: Everyone Else
Tuesday, January 25 by

The first piece of The Motel Life has been identified. That piece would be Emile Hirsch, and what a fine piece he is.

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‘Hunger Games’ Gets A Kick-Off Date
Tuesday, January 25 by

Lace up your whatever you need to lace up to play a game of survival.

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It’s Official: James Franco Doing Everything Ever
Tuesday, January 25 by

Busy beaver James Franco is directing ‘As I Lay Dying.’ Believe it or not, he’s not playing every role in the film.

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‘Hanna’ and ‘Source Code’ Drop Some Posters On Us
Tuesday, January 25 by

‘Source Code’ and ‘Hanna’ marketing departments get all visual up in this piece.

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Vin Diesel Will Start A ‘Furious’ Trilogy Whenever He Pleases, Thank You
Tuesday, January 25 by

Vin Diesel has no problem starting a trilogy in the fourth installment of a franchise.

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The World Depends On You For A ‘Con Air’ Sequel, Nic Cage
Tuesday, January 25 by

How can anyone dislike ‘Con Air’? The explosions…huge. The concept… ridiculous. The hairpieces… outlandish. The dialogue… terrible. In other words, it was really, really awesome.

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‘Saw: The Final Chapter’ Contest Winners!
Tuesday, January 25 by

And the winners are…

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10 Truthful Oscar Nominee Reactions
Tuesday, January 25 by

This isn’t the Golden Globes, people. This is the Academy Awards (a.k.a. the real deal). But just because the awards are real doesn’t mean the reactions from the nominees will be. That’s why we’ve spent all morning running said reactions through our patented B.S. translator.

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Watch 7 Minutes Of People Getting Slapped In The Face
Tuesday, January 25 by

There’s a grand cinematic tradition of people getting slapped in the face.

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Sundance 2011 Detonates Its First Bomb
Tuesday, January 25 by

You’ve probably been anticipating the news of the 2011 Sundance Film Festival’s first all-around bad movie, with reports of mass walkouts and ritual suicide.

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The Biggest Oscar Disses
Tuesday, January 25 by

The 2011 Academy Award nominations have been announced, and while I agree with most of the choices, I can’t help but notice a few talented individuals seem to have gotten snubbed.

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Fox Searchlight To Remake ‘Bengali Detective’ Documentary. Uh, What?
Tuesday, January 25 by

It appears that Fox Searchlight has discovered a new way to churn out remakes – start remaking documentaries.

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Emma Watson Befriends A Creepy Snail Mail Stalker
Tuesday, January 25 by

Emma Watson is running around with fake-Harry Potter Percy Jackson. Untrustworthy witch!

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‘Captain Canuck’ May Be A Movie That Americans Can Feel Perversely Superior To
Tuesday, January 25 by

If you’re living in the United States, you may have never heard of Canada’s flagship superhero, Captain Canuck. Well, if certain parties pledging allegiance to our northerly neighbors are to be believed, that might be about to change.

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2011 Oscar Noms Are Here!
Tuesday, January 25 by

It’s really just a thrill to be nominated. Unless you’re M. Night Shyamalan. Then it’s a miracle.

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Haha. They’re Making ‘Twilight’ With Dragons Now.
Tuesday, January 25 by

It almost seems like Hollywood is running out of ideas…

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‘Thor’ Star Chris Hemsworth Read ‘The Avengers’ Script, Has Doubts
Monday, January 24 by

Even the Nordic demi-god can’t fathom the scale of this film.

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Two Irish Families Beat Each Other Senseless In New HBO Project
Monday, January 24 by

It sounds like the unholy child of ‘Step By Step’ and ‘Fight Club.’

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Yet Another Linda Lovelace Biopic To Provide Yet Another Role For James Franco?
Monday, January 24 by

James Franco is in talks to play opposite Kate Hudson in the ‘Deep Throat’ star’s biopic, because he needs more roles to cement his status as Hollywood’s leading manwhore.

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Stallone’s ‘Expendables’ Truck Sells For $134K, Able To Blow Up Lightning McQueen
Monday, January 24 by

Also up for auction were cars driven by Evel Knievel, Alice Cooper and Elvis. The theme of the auction must have been “Big In The 70s.”

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‘Piranhaconda’ Proves Team ‘Sharktopus’ Is Not Out Of Ideas
Monday, January 24 by

Prolific producer Roger Corman, who will have completed a film by the time you finish reading this sentence, is creating another movie monster for you to kind of like ironically.

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“Help Me, Jenny Craig. You’re My Only Hope.”
Monday, January 24 by

Princess Leia is now the spokesperson, along with Valerie Bertinelli, for Jenny Craig.

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Why Kevin Smith’s Indie 2.0 Is Complete B.S.
Monday, January 24 by

I certainly hope that he’s successful in his endeavor. But the idea that what Smith is trying to do is somehow applicable to small, independent filmmakers is complete nonsense.

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‘New Year’s Eve’ Cast Adds Seth Meyers And Bon Jovi For The Sake Of Art
Monday, January 24 by

Bon Jovi and Seth Meyers, the two most lauded actors of our generation, are set to join the cast of Garry Marshall’s New Year’s Eve.

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‘The Social Network’ Is Lies, All Lies.
Monday, January 24 by

While speaking at something geeky recently, Sean Parker revealed that ‘The Social Network’ isn’t very factual. We kinda figured that out when they cast Timberlake to play him.

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Raimi Producer Discusses Possible Half-Assed ‘Evil Dead’ Reboot
Monday, January 24 by

A longtime producer of Sam Raimi films has stirred the pot among Evil Dead fanboys by saying that Raimi is considering overseeing a remake of the original by a young director.

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The Worst of the Best: Anthony Hopkins
Monday, January 24 by

When a career spans more than four decades, even the best and the brightest are bound to make some awful films.

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Chase Reunites With Gandolfini In Something That’s Not A Sopranos Movie
Monday, January 24 by

Chase has hired Gandolfini to star in Twylight Zones, a film that will test the actor’s range by forcing him to play an Italian-American father in New Jersey

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