He’ll play Drax the Destroyer.
We will tell you who it is in the article.
Not really helping their “Dude, we’re not violent” argument.
Especially if it involves a lightsaber.
We can’t all be champions.
Comic Book Guy wouldn’t take this well.
The sitcom is “moving on up” to the big screen. Oh, whatever. That was cute pun.
Seriously, dude’s got that Andre the Giant syndrome or something. Right?
They’re probably all on the ginseng and kale bullshit bandwagon now.
If you make a prequel to a classic film, then make a sequel to that prequel, then you can remake the classic film without audiences even realizing what you’ve done!
That’s “series” plural. Two series. Each from one man.
Judging a movie by its poster.
He’s getting into serious drama, not fake serious drama as you’d expect.
It’s like ‘Bulletproof 2.0′.
So. Much. Staring.
This party really could have benefited from the help of a genie or something.
He’ll lead man against those dirty apes.
My vote is still for “John Goodman on a Treadmill” to host.
If Osama is hiding at Bonnaroo, she’ll find him.
PTSD is a serious risk when you star in 85 movies per year.
Sure. This sounds agreeable enough.
He made a mockery out of a mockery!
We won’t see James McAvoy wrestle with the knowledge that he’ll go bald after all.
He reads a little too Coldplay to be ‘The Crow’.
Not bad for the youngest loser in Oscars history.
Send the lady from wardrobe to the cargo shorts store. NOW!
We didn’t enjoy the Oscars but we had A LOT of fun picking out the weirdest moments.
Bryan Singer is not teflon.