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‘House Of Cards’ Season 2 Trailer Offers Intrigue And Girls Making Out
Friday, December 13 by

It’s like a modern day, not magical ‘Game of Thrones’.

Let's cram sixty more characters into this shot.
Sony Turning Spider-Man World Into Avengers-Style Universe Of Characters. Ugh.
Friday, December 13 by

Good. Let’s complicate and convolute the story of a boy getting bitten by a radioactive spider, then becoming a spider himself.

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So The Golden Globes Nominations Happened
Thursday, December 12 by

Yup, those sure are some nominees.

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Probably The Strangest Review Of ‘Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan’
Wednesday, December 11 by

The ending, more specifically.

I could see him in a sequined jumpsuit, singing about fat-bottomed girls.
Ben Whishaw, Who Looks A Little Like Freddie Mercury, Will Play Freddie Mercury In His Biopic
Wednesday, December 11 by

If it’s not an origin story called ‘Mercury Rising’, I’m chucking my laptop against the wall.

Seriously. Don't touch his hair.
‘World War Z’ Gets A New Director That Brad Pitt Likes More
Wednesday, December 11 by

Just don’t touch his hair, ok?

In the sequel, maybe he'll go shopping for a decent pair of jeans.
Tom Cruise Coming Back As ‘Jack Reacher’, The Cinematic Equivalent Of Lukewarm Tap Water
Tuesday, December 10 by

Was there clamoring for this? It must have been muffled.

Teaching a young Lance how to ride.
Dustin Hoffman Will Be In One Of Those Lance Armstrong Movies
Tuesday, December 10 by

The one with Ben Foster as Armstrong.

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Jason Momoa To Play Some Kind Of Guy Or Thing In ‘Batman Vs. Superman’
Tuesday, December 10 by

My money’s on Lobo.

Adam Sandler, looking like he just joined the Marines. Which will probably be a movie soon.
It’s Now Official: Adam Sandler Is The Most Overpaid Actor
Tuesday, December 10 by

It’s now quantifiable how much he phones it in.

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Macaulay Culkin Is In A Velvet Underground Cover Band About Pizza
Monday, December 9 by

Still not as bad as the Cabin Sisters.

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Bryan Singer To Direct Yet Another ‘X-Men’ Sequel
Monday, December 9 by

It’s what he’s good at.

Let's have him wear sleeves at this stage in his career.
Disney Owns ‘Indiana Jones’ As Well, Will Start Churning Those Out As Well
Monday, December 9 by

Bring back Short Round! If the actor that plays him is still alive.

I wonder if Axel Foley will have stayed a Lions fan this entire time.
Bruckheimer, Paramount Trying To Get Us ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ And ‘Top Gun’ Sequels
Friday, December 6 by

The heat is on!

Here's a sex toy party.
HBO Bringing Back ‘Real Sex’, Possibly For Teenagers Without The Internet
Thursday, December 5 by

This changes EVERYTHING! Wait. No it doesn’t.

Get out of here, Dwyane Wade, you're not relevant to this article!
Kevin Hart To Play LeBron James’ Brother In Basketball Comedy ‘Ballers’
Thursday, December 5 by

One’s large and one’s small! This is comedy at its finest!

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The Ultimate Christmas Movie Supercut
Wednesday, December 4 by

It’s the most shockingly violent time of the year.

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Ron Burgundy For Fandango’s ‘AnchorMan 2′ SuperTicket
Wednesday, December 4 by

It’s quite a formidable package, Jack.

He must tell his tale.
Eli Roth To Develop A Series About Young Jesus That Probably Won’t Be Called ‘Young Jesus’
Wednesday, December 4 by

‘Jesus Jr.’?

"My bad."
J.J. Abrams Regretful About Khan Reveal In ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’
Tuesday, December 3 by

He’s sorry. Please take him back, nerds.

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It’s A Threesome In ‘Conjoined’ Porno Trailer
Tuesday, December 3 by

They hardly even look alike.

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‘Man At Arms’: Recreating Bilbo’s Sting
Monday, December 2 by

Warning: magic abilities not included.

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‘Fast & Furious 7′ Production Delayed In Wake Of Paul Walker’s Death
Monday, December 2 by

The film will not be scrapped entirely.

Hey, 'Avengers'...right here, buddy.
It Looks Like ‘Catching Fire’ Is Going To Make A Billion Dollars Or So
Monday, December 2 by

Seriously. A billion.

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Thirteenth ‘Friday The 13th’ Set For 2015
Wednesday, November 27 by

It’s Jason’s bar mitzvah.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Home Alone’
Tuesday, November 26 by

Keep the change, you filthy animal.

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Mystery Solved! Magneto Assassinated JFK
Tuesday, November 26 by

Don’t forget to see ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ in theaters!!!

As you wish.
Cary Elwes To Bless The World With A ‘Princess Bride’ Memoir
Tuesday, November 26 by

Now we’ll find out if Andre the Giant was REALLY “a pleasure to work with!”

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Now The Real Vincent Chase Is Trying To Keep An ‘Entourage’ Movie Away From Cinema Lovers
Tuesday, November 26 by

If only there were enough money to solve this problem.

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Seth Rogen And James Franco’s Shot-For-Shot Remake Of ‘Bound 2′
Tuesday, November 26 by

Uh-huh, honey.