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Napoleon Dynamite Director To Team Back Up With Jack Black For ‘Micronations’
Tuesday, May 19 by

It’s more promising than a Nacho Libre sequel.

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Chris Pratt Says That A ‘Ghostbusters’ Film Starring Him And Channing Tatum Is ‘Complete Bullsh*it’
Monday, May 18 by

It would be too sexy for 90% of America.

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Will Ferrell To Star In Lasse Halstrom’s ‘Tom’s Dad’
Monday, May 18 by

He’s going to play a 1960’s Vegas circus ringleader.

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Avengers: Age Of Ultron Has *YAWN* Crossed The $1 Billion Mark
Friday, May 15 by

It will be news when this doesn’t happen for an ‘Avengers’ film.

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Kate Beckinsale, Probably Due To Stockholm Syndrome, Returning For ‘Underworld 5′
Friday, May 15 by

Who keeps buying tickets to these films?

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That Lonely Island Movie Has A Plot, Kind Of
Friday, May 15 by

They claim it’s top secret, then they give away some secrets.

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‘Hugo’s Asa Butterfield Is In Talks To Be The Next ‘Spider-Man’
Thursday, May 14 by

He’s been in some other stuff more recently, too.

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Samuel L. Jackson To Use Science To Fight ‘The Blob’
Thursday, May 14 by

He’ll play a scientist, just like he did in ‘Deep Blue Sea’. That ended well for him.

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90’s Teen Witch Film ‘The Craft’ Is Getting The Ole’ Reboot
Thursday, May 14 by

We’ll find out what it means to be a witch in post 9-11 America.

He looks like a mutant.
‘X-Men’ Spinoff ‘The New Mutants’ Will Be Directed By ‘The Fault In Our Stars’ Josh Boone
Wednesday, May 13 by

More as it develops…

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Javier Bardem And Penolope Cruz Sign On For Yet Another Attempt At A Pablo Escobar Film
Wednesday, May 13 by

His assassination is proving an easier feat than his biopic.

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Warner Bros. Will Be Rebooting ‘The Fugitive’ (Again)
Tuesday, May 12 by

If Tommy Lee Jones and Harrison Ford return, that could be a tremendous amount of surliness.

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Anne Hathaway To Co-Star With A Giant, Angry Lizard In ‘Colossal’
Tuesday, May 12 by

McConaughey, now an angry giant lizard…this girl is going places.

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Brad Bird Claims ‘Incredibles 2′ Will Be His Next Film
Tuesday, May 12 by

And a ‘Star Wars’ is in the cards, too.

Liam Neeson To Kill Some More Foreign Bad Guys
Tuesday, May 12 by

The CIA trained him well.

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Someone Paid $77,000 For The ‘Tron’ LightCycle
Tuesday, May 12 by

They should put a basket on the front for groceries.

‘The Strain’ Season Two Trailer Is All Tongues And Explosions
Monday, May 11 by

The vampire menace returns.

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Dwayne Johnson To Star In Dreamworks ‘Alpha Star Seven’
Monday, May 11 by

I just assumed The Rock has the right to be involved in any non-comic book film that costs over $200 million.

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Kate Upton Will Star In A Road-Trip Sex Comedy Directed By William H. Macy
Friday, May 8 by

Well that sure is a fun headline.

‘Avengers: Infinity War’ To Be Shot Entirely In IMAX
Friday, May 8 by

Prepare your eyeballs.

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‘Captain America: Civil War’ Will Also Feature Ant-Man And Black Panther, Of Course
Thursday, May 7 by

And probably fourteen other superheroes that are getting focus-grouped right now.

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Here’s Our First Glimpse Tarantino’s ‘Hateful Eight’ Characters
Thursday, May 7 by

Well, it’s a Hateful Three at least.

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J.J. Abrams, Like So Many Of Us, Thought Briefly Of Killing Jar-Jar Binks
Thursday, May 7 by

Whassa reason murder me ?

“Venom, Eat Your Ham!” ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ Director On ‘Spider-Man’ Shortlist
Wednesday, May 6 by

I’m fine with this as long as it doesn’t go to Zach Braff.

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‘Captain America: Civil War’ Signs Up Martin Freeman
Wednesday, May 6 by

Finally, some good fortune upon a Marvel franchise!

That's a glorious nip slip.
‘Indiana Jones’ WILL Return, It’s Just That Nobody’s Sure When
Wednesday, May 6 by

Led the speculation run rampant in…3…2…1…

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‘Magnificent Seven’ Gets A Little More Magnificent With Lee Byung-hun
Wednesday, May 6 by

Looks like he’s making a pretty decent name for himself stateside.

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Louis C.K. Will Write, Direct And Star In Cop Movie, ‘I’m A Cop’
Tuesday, May 5 by

I’m guessing a Louis C.K. cop movie isn’t like most cop movies.

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The Second Standalone ‘Star Wars’ Film Will Be About Boba Fett And Bounty Hunters
Monday, May 4 by

Which is a long-winded way of saying it’s going to be cool.

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Simon Pegg Enjoys A Little Omnipotence In The ‘Absolutely Anything’ Trailer
Monday, May 4 by

If I had omnipotence, I would have made Edgar Wright the director for this and have it co-star Nick Frost.

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