Imagine what it would be like if Wes Anderson directed a porno. Now imagine somebody was able to rent a dolly and get enough pink wallpaper to make it a…
Sorta. Although that would be awesome.
If only this could be a real thing. If only.
You can’t play an immortal forever.
We’re in for nasty weather.
And also kinda spoils it.
The veteran actor dies at 71.
When I think of monster trucks, I can’t help but think of Rob Lowe.
A mix of old and new and that guy from ‘Girls’.
Goodbye, sir. You will be missed.
PEW! PEW! KEW! KEW!
How bad does your video game have to be to be considered the worst of all-time? Pretty bad, as this YouTube video demonstrates. However, when you take into account that…
Unfortunately, it’s not a film about a bunch of old judges who solve crimes.
I hope he handles Aquaman with the respect and care the character requires.
Now that’s versatility!
What does this have to do with the films? Not much, so far.
The bottom of the barrel has been scraped. Now we’re just scraping the ground.
Maybe this time the pants could consider a staycation?
I want to hear someone say their film will be “cartoon-y and stupid.”
Why do people love this guy so much? I mean, I like iPhones, but still.
Great. Could you fight NOT in the center of a major city, please?
This will make ‘War Horse’ look like ‘The Matrix’
Just when a nation had healed from an epidemic of run-by fruitings.
Fridge privileges revoked.
*Provided you live in Houston, Philadelphia, Toronto, Lucerne(!), London, Chicago, Boston, Houston, Las Vegas, or San Francisco.
Fincher wants Michael Bay money.
He doesn’t audition well.