Two guys who aren’t blind pretending to be blind guys who pretend not to be blind.
Michel Gondry has announced plans that he is adapting Philip K. Dick’s Ubik. I’m assuming the announcement was made via a yarn megaphone while Gondry wore plaster beehives as shoes.
While her former “That 70’s Show” cast mates bang Natalie Portman on film, Laura Prepon is ready to offend. She’s signed on to channel Chelsea Handler in the comedienne’s autobiographical comedy pilot.
I think I might see ‘1911’ just to support a man who’s been killing himself for the world’s enjoyment since 1964.
Radcliffe is going full-on, boring old muggle in one of his new post-Harry Potter roles.
Here they come, the Men In Black… galaxy delayers…
My Man ‘Friday’ has more projects in the pipeline. He’s in talks to star in ’21 Jump Street’ and he’s driving around town with his car-related directing vehicle.
Since “The Great Arnold Schwarzenegger Tweet of 2011,” offers have been coming in for the former Kindergarden Cop.
You were probably satisfied with the sequel to the Sherlock Holmes movie being titled Sherlock Holmes 2, but the studio damn sure wasn’t.
Ray Liotta is doing his Ray Liotta thing in ‘Cogan’s Trade’.
Reps for Harvey Keitel, Danny Huston, and Paul Giamatti have confirmed that the actors will appear as delicately drawn characters in Ari Folman’s follow up to Waltz With Bashir.
Megan Ellison really wants to see ‘The Grandmasters’ and doesn’t feel like leaving the States.
The Criterion Collection wants more of your time and less of your money.
Hug it out, bitch.
Michelle Pfeiffer must be jealous of Johnny Depp.
While his screenwriter career lifts off, Daddy’s still got to pay them bills.
It’s going to be about Rick Ross – not the rapper, but the famous Miami dealer the rapper named himself after.
Everyone’s curious what Johnny Depp is going to do with the character of Barnabus Collins in Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows adaptation. Will he make him super-gay or super-duper gay??
Jude Law is about to find out how much cruises suck.
It’s probably not too late for Walker to arrogantly hop into his Subaru WRX STI, drive away and pretend you never agreed to anything.
Marvel nerds assemble… in New Mexico.
The coupling of Caruso and the smart, deep story of ‘Preacher’ sounds as unnatural as sex between an angel and a demon.
It’s a stop-motion animated (good) story that Burton made up (very good) about a well-meaning boy who turns his dog into a monster.
The now “cult classic” movie-musical about singing newsboys is coming to The Great White… New Jersey.
It’s 2011. There have got to be less dorky ways to prevent infection.
Berkeley Breathed’s ‘Flawed Dogs’ has been optioned by the studio in their never ending pursuit of giving Jonah Hill voice over work.
While being alone on Valentines Day might seem like a fate worse than death, the fact of the matter is that being in a relationship can be just as bad. As they say, the grass is always greener. Don’t believe me? Well, here are 9 films that prove you’re probably better off alone.
The ‘Salt’ director is in talks to step in for Pierre Morel.
Say hello to ‘The Amazing Spider-Man.’
It will serve as a reunion for two “Soprano’s” rivals. Vincent Curatola will be joining James Gandolfini to reminisce about the old neighborhood.