Put on your rubber underwear because I have surprising news. Jason Statham is circling a movie about a fellow who needs to deliver an item from point A to point B.
“Would you like to see my collection of expensive, metal wall plate thingies?”
Seems like #3 in these Marvel trilogies is the easiest to screw up (see ‘Spider-Man 3′, ‘X-Men 3′, or better yet – don’t), but Black is a strong candidate.
It’s a movie I hope will make ‘The Bucket List’ look like the next ‘Spy Kids’ installment.
The act of presenting an Oscar to a man in a monkey mask would cause a monocle-dropping pandemic the likes of which the world has never seen.
Summit hired ‘Twilight Saga’ writer Melissa Rosenberg to pen their upcoming reboot/remake/refart of ‘Highlander.’
Oprah’s so powerful that she can recommend a book in her book club, then 11 years later, like *that*, it will be made into a moderate-budget movie.
D.J. Caruso has been picked to direct the adaptation of the acclaimed novel Beat the Reaper.
Did it hurt Mark’s feelings when 46 People walked out of the press screening for his film?
Ryan Murphy, shown here delighting a young boy with a kiss, has been asked to helm the Annie remake starring Willow Smith.
This Friday marks the release of Justin Bieber’s new film, Never Say Never. Unless you still have a hymen, chances are you don’t give a damn. I completely understand. After…
After her roles in Red Riding Hood and Now, Amanda Seyfried is gonna get Gone.
Gary Oldman, Guy Pearce, Mia Wasikowska, and Jason Clarke have all jumped onboard The Wettest County in the World.
DreamWorks has purchased a script called ‘Voices From the Dead’ by J. Michael Straczynski. It’s all about the real life friendship of Harry Houdini and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Oh, also, they solve murders.
Rooney Mara, Hollywood’s almost-It Girl (give it a month or two), is gearing up to star in director Francesca Gregorini’s upcoming film ‘Emanuel And The Truth About Fishes’.
It’s bad enough that the humans in Jack the Giant Killer have to deal with hostile giants. Now it appears they’ll have Stanley Tucci on their hands as well.
John Turturro has signed on to play Francesco Bernoulli, rival to Owen Wilson’s Lightning McQueen.
Get ready to see some of your comedy favorites in various levels of undress. Sony has picked up the invite to ‘A Good Old Fashioned Orgy’. As most fictional orgies do, the cast consists of weird looking guys and drop dead gorgeous women.
Tom McCarthy’s Win Win got a lot of buzz at Sundance, and now he’s working on a new project, writing the script for Million Dollar Arm.
Joel and Ethan Coen are reportedly considering doing a full-on horror movie.
They’re getting around to ‘The Kid Who Knew Too Much.’
Alex Pettyfer, the star of the upcoming ‘I Am Number Four,’ seems to think that he’s Number One.
Zach Galifianakis was finally having a nice time between his ferns until Jennifer Aniston showed up.
Looks like’s he’ll be screaming the pounds away again for his reunion with The Machinist director Brad “No Fatties” Anderson.
There ain’t no party like a ‘Safe House’ party, and look who’s invited to the film: Robert Patrick, Brendan Gleeson, Liam Cunningham and Sam Shepard.
Luckily, there’s a deal in the works that will save these films from a fate worse than a Commie invasion: sitting on the shelf for even longer than they already have.
I will happily buy this for my mom for Christmas on DVD, as long as she doesn’t expect us all to watch it.
It’s lazier than this excerpt I’m writing right now.
The film is about a guilt trip from beyond the grave…
Author Chuck Palahniuk’s works seem to require a very special touch to get right (Fight Club) or else things won’t go so well (Choke).