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It’s too bad, because I was already starting eye exercises to prepare for the adjustment.

Put on the suit!

Here’s where I would put an apt quote, but instead I’m gonna use Zuckercorn’s “Those? Those are balls!”

How weird would it be if Leo DiCaprio reprised his role?

“Four for ‘Hotel for Dogs 2: Concierge’s Revenge’, please.”

I’m impressed.

Leeroy Jenkins.

Creo que estoy enamorado.

At least he knows how to use the Google.

What did you do, Ray?!

Good news for nerds everywhere.

A thorough infographic as to the costs of online piracy.

Welcome to the Swagobah System.

As awesome as this sounds, it could, sadly, put us one step closer to ‘Go-Bots: The Rise of Cy-kill’.

This will allow Chris Tucker to do absolutely nothing of consequence for the ten years or so.

If “Hobbit” wasn’t such a fun word to type, I’d be pissed about getting the runaround on this story for the past two weeks.

No takebacks!

He looks like a sexy Pringles can.

There is no information about the new location in which the filmmakers will now have the gangsters violently murdered.

Classy move.

Ah, Assange. Hello, old friend.

There is no stapler.

He’s projecting, guys.

Not the ‘Dark Knight’ premiere story anyone wants to be reporting or reading.

I’d expect this from Jim’s Dad, but not you Fred Willard.

Pardon the rough language, gang.

You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.

That fish has a terrible sense of direction.

In a movie about a thing that happens.

Because you demanded it.