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Netflix Instant Distractions Of the Week
Friday, January 21 by

Can’t pick what to watch from the Netflix instant movies menu? We’re here to help.

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Mark Ruffalo Heads To Sex Rehab
Friday, January 21 by

Mark Ruffalo will likely whisper and squint his way through writer Stuart Blumberg’s follow up to The Kid’s Are All Right.

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You Read They’re Making A ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Movie
Friday, January 21 by

It looks like the new Red Crown Productions is working on a movie and possible franchise based on the Choose Your Own Adventure series.

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‘Son Of No One Trailer’: The Mustaches Mean They’re Cops
Friday, January 21 by

I can’t decide if it’s the mustaches or Al Pacino shouting his lines that make this look like Generic Cop Movie 2011 Edition.

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Kiefer Sutherland Will Make ’24′ Movie By Any Means Necessary
Thursday, January 20 by

The movie version of Fox’s retired hit drama ’24′ is not dead. It’s just been sitting in a basement, tied to a chair, waiting for Jack Bauer to waterboard the sh*t out of it.

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“Check Out The New ‘Scream 4′ Pics,” Says Distorted Voice Over Phone
Thursday, January 20 by

A murderer with a creepy mask on is staring at you, while you stare at these pictures from the upcoming ‘Scream 4.’

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New ‘Kung Fu Panda 2′ Stills Feature Panda, Kung Fu
Thursday, January 20 by

Po the Panda Bear is coming back to theaters to fight his greatest enemy yet: the declining sales of ‘Kung Fu Panda’ toys, backpacks and other sh*t.

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‘Deadliest Warrior’ Movie Finds Writers, Forces Them To Battle
Thursday, January 20 by

Of course, the most important part of the film will be blood gushing sound effects every six minutes, but I suppose plot and dialogue can’t hurt.

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New ‘Star Wars’ Disneyland Ride Has Full Intention Of Being Not Awful
Thursday, January 20 by

George Lucas is re-making the classic ‘Star Tours’ Disneyland ride and re-releasing the whole ‘Star Wars’ series on Blu-Ray. Is there anything he won’t “re-”?

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Beyonce To Shake It For Clint Eastwood In ‘A Star Is Born’
Thursday, January 20 by

A fourth film version of A Star Is Born has been announced, and the players involved run from the obvious to the totally, mind-blowingly surprising.

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“Assange Biopic Underway,” Says Screen Junkies In A Confidential Cable
Thursday, January 20 by

The upcoming biography of Julian Assange has been optioned today to become a dramatic biopic.

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‘The Iceman’ Snags Del Toro, Shannon, And, As Required By Law, James Franco
Thursday, January 20 by

Del Toro, Franco, and Shannon have been snagged for the upcoming film The Iceman, the true story of a mafia hitman.

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New ‘Harry Potter’ Stills Feature Impressive Chair Fort
Thursday, January 20 by

Hot on the heels of a toe up Neville Longbottom, comes two more pics from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II.

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‘Black Panther’ Will Be The Next Way Marvel Makes Tons Of Money
Thursday, January 20 by

Recently, Marvel has made an inspired choice in finding the screenwriter for the Black Panther’s foray into film.

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Roger Ebert To Debut New Chin On New Show
Thursday, January 20 by

Movie reviews won’t be the only thing Roger Ebert will be premiering on his New PBS show ‘Ebert Presents at the Movies’. Ebert, who lost his lower jaw to thyroid cancer in 2006, will be showing off his new facial prosthesis on his new public television program.

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Brand To Add Swagger, Sleeveless Shirts, To ‘Rock Of Ages’
Thursday, January 20 by

Is it time to see if another comedian can not only act in a not-completely-slapstick role, but also SING? Well, it’s that time for Russell Brand, who is the newest purported cast addition to ‘Rock of Ages’.

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Sony Helps Spurlock Sell Out By Picking Up ‘Greatest Movie’
Thursday, January 20 by

Morgan Spurlock is set to open out eyes yet again after getting his newest film, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, picked up for distribution by Sony Studios.

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PTC Lame-os Overreact To MTV’s ‘Skins’
Thursday, January 20 by

I guess we’re not allowed to pile minors in a sweaty, semi-nude, post-opiate/coital orgy hill.

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Brand New Three Musketeers Photos Look How You’d Imagine
Thursday, January 20 by

Paul W.S. Anderson’s The Three Musketeers is coming, and there are two brand new photo to prove it!

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America WILL Fall In Love With Alex Pettyfer, Say Studios
Thursday, January 20 by

Mr. Pettyfer has recently been picked up to lead another possible franchise based on the series of young adult books titled The Mortal Instruments.

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Relativity Acquires Raven, Cusack Acquires Goatee
Thursday, January 20 by

The John Cusack film The Raven, in which the beloved actor portrays Edgar Allan Poe, has been acquired by Relativity Media.

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America’s Favorite Funnyman Benicio Del Toro Playing Stooge Moe?
Thursday, January 20 by

Benicio Del Toro has been making audiences laugh in movies like Traffic and 21 Grams for a long time now. And it looks like the beloved joker may have found his next crack-’em-up role in Moe of The Three Stooges.

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Sacha Baron Cohen’s ‘The Dictator’ Gets A Release Date
Thursday, January 20 by

We’ve previously reported that Sacha Baron Cohen and Larry Charles were working The Dictator. Now the actual release date has been announced.

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Road To The Oscars: ‘The King’s Speech’
Thursday, January 20 by

In this week’s column we’ll take a look at the Oscar prospects of T-t-he K-k-k-ing’s S-p-p-peech. And now that I’ve gotten that easy gag out of the way let us get down to brass tacks.

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Mia Wasikowska To Somehow Make Two More Movies Before Collapsing In Exhaustion
Thursday, January 20 by

Mia Wasikowska had a busy 2010 with Alice in Wonderland and The Kids Are All Right, and it doesn’t look like 2011 will provide any respite for this poor girl and her hard life.

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‘The Man’s Guide To Love’ Jumps From Blog To Film, Book
Thursday, January 20 by

The Man’s Guide To Love, a website boasting man-on-the-street video testimonials of various males explain what love means to them, is getting the big screen and book treatment.

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These Trailers Will Interrupt Your Super Bowl Pee Breaks
Thursday, January 20 by

Here’s a rundown of the tent-pole trailers that will air in between talking baby ads and horses farting.

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Alfred Hitchcock’s Thrilling Life To Be Made Into A Movie
Thursday, January 20 by

A Hitchcock biopic has been a temptation in Hollywood for so many years, and is now being put into development by Anvil! The Story of Anvil director Sacha Gervasi.

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Colin Farrell Almost Killed A Girl Or Something
Thursday, January 20 by

Colin Farrell’s ex has sold her suicide memoir ‘Your Voice In My Head’ to a British film company. She’s like the Taylor Swift of screenwriting.

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The ‘X-Men’ Pics Will. Not. Stop. Coming.
Thursday, January 20 by

Matthew Vaughn drops two new images of mutants in action to remedy the negative reaction to the leaked cast photo.