Number one: It lets you make a movie.
Shawn Levy has a lot on his plate, but you can’t really take a breather when James Cameron comes calling. So Levy has opted to direct the ‘Fantastic Voyage’ remake rather than die in a submarine “accident.”
With ‘The Expendables’, Sylvester Stallone paid homage to the gritty, bizarrely-cast, shoot ‘em up action flicks of the 1980′s. It looks like his next will pay homage to formulaic, generic cop action dramas.
The Super Bowl showed us more than just robots, superheroes, pirates, aliens, topless Olivia Wilde, and douchebags. It also showed us which programs Fox hopes they won’t have to cancel this fall.
Start hoarding your Robin t-shirts now.
Here’s hoping Cobie Smulders looks good in an eyepatch.
Oh right, it’s Ursa.
Royal movie critic Queen Elizabeth II saw Academy Award nominated movie The King’s Speech and gave it four and a half corgis. That’s right, she sacrifices dogs whenever she sees a movie.
Deuce Bigalow is ready to get back into TV. I wonder how he got the confidence, with no one around to tell him that *he* can do it.
Dan Marino appeared in Ace Ventura and Brett Favre appeared in There’s Something About Mary, but which player did the most with the little on-screen time given to them? Fight!
I apologize if this post feels rushed, but I’m trying to get through it before the next Franco story breaks.
Spaihts and Bruckheimer are “in like” with each other, and news of their second project together should take things to the next level.
Good thing he didn’t completely oversell it.
The actress may or may not play William H. Macy’s ex-girlfriend, which could only happen in a movie.
Only time will tell whether or not we’ll get a sequel to Con-Air. While we wait, we have this awesome Con-Air rap tribute to tide us over.
Don’t worry about these spy photos from the set of Contraband giving away any major details. Unless you consider a couple of bros hanging in a truck a major detail.
Jeff Bridges was quick to find a new role to fill the gap in his schedule after Tara Reid didn’t invite him to join the cast of her ‘The Big Lebowski’ sequel.
Did it piss him off when people walked out of his movie?
Summit Entertainment picked up a comedy pitch. The plot, which involves a pregnant wife who switches places with her husband, is ridiculous.
CBS Films, hungry to snag the next billions-grossing tween franchise, has acquired the rights to Legend, Marie Lu’s young adult novel. Picture is sadly unrelated.
Marvel has released a new poster for ‘Captain America,’ and it might make you sad.
Zombies Ate My Neighbors will be in a theater near you before too long.
Stephen King has worked hard to earn his status as a best-selling author and Maine’s creepiest man. That’s why producers of the upcoming remake of his end of days epic The Stand should listen to his advice.
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named might very well get named as part of the new James Bond cast.
With limey bastard Henry Cavill as Supes, the girls up for a big mystery part are Diane Kruger, Rosamund Pike and Alive Eve.
‘Argo’ is a movie that wants Ben Affleck to direct it. Ben Affleck says, “take a number, movie.”
Five times the car chases. Five times car crashes. Five times the car motion blurs lines.
Green will play a witch who turns Johnny Depp into a vampire. If box office trends are any indication, Depp was going to have to become a vampire at some point anyway.
Ilya Salkind is alive. Thankfully, no one has to spin the Earth backwards and reverse time to solve this crisis.
Fox is going to make an action-adventure movie that will be written by Carlton Cuse, will star Hugh Jackman, and will be directed by Shawn Levy.