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Tyler Perry To Play Alex Cross, Hopefully As Angry Fat Woman
Monday, January 31 by

Several distributors are considering the package and wondering, “I’d like a piece of that sweet, sweet Tyler Perry box office money, but is this really gonna work? Like, at all?”

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It’s Time To Meet ‘The Muppets,’ But Only The Logo. Maybe.
Monday, January 31 by

Kermit has been killed, cut up, and his chest has been re-sewn into a letter “M,” perhaps by the still-at-large ‘Sesame Street’ Killer.

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Stephen King’s ‘The Stand’ Coming To Theaters, Unless It Gets The Superflu
Monday, January 31 by

Executives at Warner Bros. and CBS Films have been beckoned by Mother Abagail to make a movie version of ‘The Stand.’

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‘Real Genius’ Co-Stars Kilmer And Gries Reunite For Film That’s Nothing Like ‘Real Genius’
Monday, January 31 by

It’s a dramatic bio pic that has nothing to do with ‘Real Genius’ or even lasers.

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New ‘Madea’ Poster Far Scarier Than ‘Scream 4′ Poster
Monday, January 31 by

The poster for Scream 4 is old-school Scream-ish. The poster for the next Tyler Perry Madea movie is not.

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Add James Franco 101 To Your Curriculum
Monday, January 31 by

And why shouldn’t James Franco have a class taught of him at an unknown university?

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Hey, China: Mess With Our Spy Planes, But Don’t Ever Touch ‘Top Gun’
Monday, January 31 by

China’s state-run network has been caught lifting scenes from the amazingly awesome film Top Gun and claiming it to be footage of an air force training exercise.

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Woo’s ‘The Killer’ To Be Remade In The Third Dimension
Monday, January 31 by

John Woo’s 1989 ‘The Killer’ is being remade in English and given the 3-D treatment.

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New Bieber Biopic Trailer Shows Star’s Rough Canadian Upbringing
Monday, January 31 by

If ‘Never Say Never’ looks too soft for you, I think you’ll like this gritty look at ‘Justin Bieber Gritty Movie’. It’s really gritty.

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9 Ridiculous Examples of Overdubbed Movies
Monday, January 31 by

It’s easy to see why people (specifically, Tom Hooper, the film’s director) are worried dubbing The King’s Speech. Anyone who’s ever seen a film dubbed for television knows what this type of editing can do, and it’s not pretty. Case in point, the following nine examples!

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Hula Hoop: The Movie? You Know, For Kids!
Monday, January 31 by

ICM has just signed Wham-O Toys as a client, with the intent to develop film projects out of kid favorites like the Hula Hoop, Slip-n-Slide, and Frisbee.

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‘Lebowski 2′ Revelation Comes From World’s Worst Source: Tara Reid
Monday, January 31 by

There’s going to be The Big Lebowki 2! (says Tara Reid). It’s going to start filming this year! (says Tara Reid).

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‘Spider-Man’ Swings Into Traffic While ‘Captain America’ Unleashes Blue Steel
Monday, January 31 by

The Spidey stunt goes wayyy better than his Broadway debut.

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‘Bridesmaids’ Poster: The Romcom Gods Are Smiling
Monday, January 31 by

A female driven romantic comedy produced by Judd Apatow? Is hell freezing over? Is it 2012 yet? No, it’s just time for ‘Bridesmaids’, a new film written by and starring SNL’s Kristin Wiig.

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PG-13 ‘King’s Speech’ Might Remind You Of Daytime TV
Monday, January 31 by

“The King’s Speech” is probably going to be re-released with the Q*bert treatment.

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Katherine Heigl To Serve As Sub-Halle Berry
Monday, January 31 by

Halle Berry is being replaced by America’s sweetheart Katherine Heigl (in a movie, not in life).

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R.I.P. John Barry
Monday, January 31 by

The Bond universe has lost one of their most influential collaborators. Film composer John Barry passed away yesterday at the age of 77.

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‘The King’s Speech’ Continues To Win All Of The Awards
Monday, January 31 by

Hollywood patted itself on the back this past weekend with both the 2011 Director’s Guild of America Awards and the Screen Actor’s Guild 2011 Awards. Also, Scott Bakula made pimping look easy.

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Weekend Box Office Report: ‘The Rite’ Stuff
Monday, January 31 by

No one had very high expectations for the Anthony Hopkins horror movie The Rite.

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Kurtzman And Orci Sending Children Into Battle
Monday, January 31 by

The writing duo responsible for writing pretty much everything have joined Gavin Hood’s adaptation of Ender’s Game.

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Javier Bardem Almost As Busy As James Franco
Monday, January 31 by

Prepare yourselves to see Javier Bardem with a really cool scar or a cat on his lap or something. The ‘Biutiful’ Oscar nominee has been offered a role opposite Daniel Craig in ‘Bond 23.’

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‘Scary Movie 5′ To Be The Fifth ‘Scary Movie’ Yet!
Sunday, January 30 by

Attention people who like hearing “I’m Your Boogie Man” in trailers: Scary Movie 5 is officially happening.

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Henry Cavill To Play Superman
Sunday, January 30 by

They’ve finally announced who’s going to play Clark Kent!

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Nicolas Cage Has A Job Offer
Saturday, January 29 by

Poor, underemployed Nicolas Cage.

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Free ‘True Grit’ Comic Book Shoots Archie Comics In The Gut
Friday, January 28 by

Paramount released a free 24-page ‘True Grit’ comic book online. I’m happier than Rooster Cogburn after winning a lifetime supply of bootleg whiskey by killing the guy who was running the raffle.

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First Two Minutes Of ‘Rio’ Makes Me Reconsider The Ethics Of Bird Hunting
Friday, January 28 by

Here’s a preview of the animated movie ‘Rio.’ The upcoming ‘Rio’ version of Angry Birds for iPhone sounds more promising, because maybe I’ll get to destroy these fowl pheasants.

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Bill Murray Shoves A Packers Fan Because He Is Bill Murray
Friday, January 28 by

Also, Murray busted the ghost of Packers legend Ray Nitschke by calling him “a p*ssy.”

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Oy Vey, Rogen and Streisand To Film Road Trip Movie
Friday, January 28 by

Barbara Streisand will play Seth Rogen’s mother in Paramount’s road trip comedy ‘My Mother’s Curse,’ and just thinking about that car ride gives me such a headache.

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Links Away Photobomb Fridays: ‘The Transporter’
Friday, January 28 by

Here are your weekend links.

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Better Fictional Sport: Quidditch Or Pod Racing?
Friday, January 28 by

Quidditch and pod racing would both make kick-ass sports if the physics governing our planet allowed them to be played as they are in their respective films, but which team would you sign up for first? Fight!