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Will Urban Outfitters sponsor it to be meta? Or will they NOT sponsor it to be super-meta?

Lana has decided to enrage enthusiasts of a totally new medium.

The film has the unfortunate name of ‘Nicky Deuce’.

You will be missed, MCD.

BATMAN VS. ROBOCOP!!!

It’s still better than working retail.

In all fairness, RoboCop is a very nuanced character.

They’re the richest, and, therefore, the best.

Oh, man. I don’t want to give it away here, but it’s a keeper.

Further evidence that LeBron is 100% incapable of being his own man.

And possibly an armless Luke Wilson?

Ohhhhhhh, the other 472 brothers and sisters are going to be soooo jealous.

‘The Shadow’ and ‘The Phantom’ reboots can’t be too far behind.

Screw it, I’m doing it anyway.

The machines have risen. And they’re total nerds.

No sale, Opie.

These pineapples under the sea are quickly turning into Fire Island

Oh, man. This is gonna be so…mediocre.

“…back and to the left. Back…and to the left.”

Classic Von Trier.

“I’m done,” says the guy who has the luxury of saying that because the thing he’s done with has made him very rich.

Up your nose with a rubber hose…in heaven.

Ya got a little dirt on your shoulder there, Opie.

He should change his name to “Chad Head-o Butt-o.”

Is it too early to clamor for a Cranston-Paul reunion? And bring the guy who plays Badger, too.

This sequel > Ghostbusters sequel.

Wilford Brimley gets snubbed.

Together, they form a triumvirate of laughter.

‘Lawless’ is in theaters August 29th.

The judge decided to suspend habeas corpus and yelled, “Yo homes, smell ya later!”