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That Lewd Film ‘Time Bandits’ Is Finally Getting Remade For Children
Thursday, March 31 by

Focus groups show that midgets upset toddlers age 30-42 months.

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Lionsgate Agrees To Keep Making Tyler Perry Movies For A Really, Really Long Time
Thursday, March 31 by

Tyler Perry’s t-shirts are as witty and fun as his films.

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Leonard Nimoy Will Spock Up ‘Transformers 3′ With His Voice
Thursday, March 31 by

He’s voicing Optimus Prime’s older brother. Because he’s awesome.

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Burton Selects Child Actor Gulliver McGrath To Terrorize On ‘Dark Shadows’ Set
Thursday, March 31 by

No way Burton is passing the requisite background check.

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Conan Talks About How He Can’t Stop
Thursday, March 31 by

The director of his documentary also talks about the no stopping.

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‘Men In Black’ Writer Might Be An Alien
Thursday, March 31 by

Or he might just be a friend of Will Smith’s.

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Snyder’s Superman To Be Separate From ‘Justice League’s’ Because That’s Not Confusing At All
Thursday, March 31 by

Crisis on Infinite ‘Superman’ Movies

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The Weinsteins To Make Broadway Awesome By Adding Karate
Thursday, March 31 by

‘Finding Neverland’, ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’, and more headed to the Broadway stage.

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Danny McBride Does NOT Smoke Weed While Screenwriting
Thursday, March 31 by

McBride wants to make it very clear though that he’s not high while he’s writing a script.

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Shocker: New ‘Transformers 3′ Images Feature Explosions
Wednesday, March 30 by

If you think Michael Bay movies are just mind-numbing explosion-fests, you’re totally right. At least, that’s what these screenshots seem to confirm.

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Geoffrey Rush To Play Fish Chicken Man In ‘Green Lantern’
Wednesday, March 30 by

Geoffrey Rush will voice Tomar-Re in Warner Bros. upcoming ‘Green Lantern’ film. Will Tomar take Admiral Ackbar’s throne as the hot new alien fish man for nerds?

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‘The Governator’ Cartoon Demonstrates Arnold Has A (Bad) Sense Of Humor!
Wednesday, March 30 by

Remember when I was all, “It would be so obnoxious if Arnold Schwarzenegger became self-aware and campy?” I was right.

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Oscar Watch: Justin Bieber To Play Young Ashton Kutcher?
Wednesday, March 30 by

With talks of Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber headlining the same movie, it looks like the stars are aligning. Or are those asteroids headed to earth to destroy us?

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‘Seventh Son’ Casting Attracts Imogen Poots, Others
Wednesday, March 30 by

What’s an “Imogen Poots”? Keep reading.

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Dispatches From A Slow News Day: Hot Girl Sells Script To James L. Brooks
Wednesday, March 30 by

A hot girl sold a script! Screenwriter Kelly Fremon is about to make the jump to director with James L. Brooks‘ Gracie Films acquisition of her script, Besties. The story…

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Convincing Tough Guy John Travolta Is Confirmed To Play John Gotti
Wednesday, March 30 by

Danny Aiello probably isn’t thrilled right now.

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Ryan Murphy Covers The King Of Vampires With Burns In His Typically Understated Fashion
Wednesday, March 30 by

Denis O’Hare thinks this news is FAB-ULOUS!

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Kyle Chandler Might Solve Superhero Crimes (In A TV Show, Not Real Life)
Wednesday, March 30 by

Coach Taylor might play a different authority figure in “Powers.” Oh, I hope he’s stern!

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Bryan Cranston In Talks To Torment Colin Farrell In ‘Total Recall’ Remake
Wednesday, March 30 by

If you heard this news in 2003, you’d be all like “yyyeah RIGHT!”

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First Oversaturated Look At ‘Rise Of The Apes’s’ Caesar, ‘The Sitter’, ‘Now’, And More!!
Wednesday, March 30 by

If these blurry pics don’t get you excited for 20th Century Fox’s upcoming slate, nothing will. Except the trailers. And official images.

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Warner Brothers Wants Sean Penn To Know It Feels Good To Be A Gangster
Wednesday, March 30 by

Can gangster movies possibly be popular with modern audiences (Yes)?

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Ridley Scott Wants To Tell You Who Gertrude Bell Is
Wednesday, March 30 by

Who Is Gertrude?

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‘Wolf Creek’ Director Planning An Even Worse Vacation
Wednesday, March 30 by

With an address like ‘6 Miranda Drive’, you’re just begging to be haunted.

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Milo Ventimiglia And Sarah Shahi To Star In Really Cheap 3D Thriller
Wednesday, March 30 by

Will audience members respond positively to attractive people in movies?

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Lo, As The Prophecies Foretold, Craig Robinson Is The Antichrist
Wednesday, March 30 by

And there shall be bees of great length, and blood shall drip all over everything.

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Warners Didn’t Like ‘The Green Lantern’ Trailer Either
Wednesday, March 30 by

Don’t worry. We’re going to see a revised marketing onslaught soon enough.

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Dude, I Think The Mermaids From ‘Pirates 4′ Are Checking You Out
Tuesday, March 29 by

Don’t look right over there. You’re gonna blow it.

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Richard LaGravenese To Write Crazily True WWII Survivor Story
Tuesday, March 29 by

‘Unbroken’ is about Louis Zamperini: Olympic athlete, Air Force pilot, and Japanese POW camp survivor. I’d also be interested in playing the video game.

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Jackman Will Find “Better” Aronofsky For ‘Wolverine 2′, Bub
Tuesday, March 29 by

Hugh Jackman made a statement at CinemaCon today, in an effort to slice up the evil villain Malaise-O, who has kidnapped the film’s production since director Aronofsky’s departure.

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Pixar Pledges Party Frat With ‘Monster University’
Tuesday, March 29 by

The true animation domination-ers at Pixar officially announced the ‘Monsters Inc.’ sequel will be called ‘Monster University’. Anyone else wanna enroll?

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