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Jon Chu To Direct ‘GI Joe 2′, Will Justin Bieber Play Sgt. Slaughter?
Friday, February 25 by

Under the influence of intense Bieber Fever, Paramount decided to reward ‘Never Say Never’ director Chu by choosing him to helm ‘GI Joe 2′.

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Will Viggo Mortensen Get A Zod-On In ‘Superman’ Reboot?
Friday, February 25 by

Viggo Mortensen (‘Lord of the Rings’) may play General Zod, the villanous scientist who kindly requests we kneel before him.

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The Oscars: Top Honor Or Circle Jerk?
Friday, February 25 by

This Sunday, millions will tune in to watch The Academy Awards, but does the little gold statue really represent greatness, or are the celebs just kissing ass? Fight!

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Mayans Be Damned: Sony Unveils Summer 2012 Release Schedule
Friday, February 25 by

Sony has tightened up their summer 2012 tentpole release schedule (it’s never too early), and here’s what they’re working with…

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Weinstein Washes Out ‘King’s’ Whore Mouth
Friday, February 25 by

‘The King’s Speech’ is expected to clean up this Sunday at the Oscars and in turn, Harvey Weinstein would like the film to clean up at the box office. Hence, a PG-13 version is indeed on the way.

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Tarantino To (Finally) Release ‘Kill Bill’ Saga As One Film
Friday, February 25 by

Seven years after the fact, the two installments of Kill Bill are going to be married into one film.

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Nicolas Cage Explains His Career, Likes His Beer Out Of A Human Skull
Friday, February 25 by

The press conference for his latest film, Drive Angry, revealed more than we could have imagined.

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Treat Williams Is Doing A Thing!
Friday, February 25 by

The poor man’s Tom Berenger is back in our lives. And our hearts.

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‘Coraline’ Director Thinks Stop-Motion Can Be Scary
Friday, February 25 by

Henry Selick is working on another horror-tinged stop-motion animation film that will try to terrify children into post-traumatic stress.

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Jimmi Simpson Creepily Cast In ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’
Friday, February 25 by

One of the weird McPoyle brothers from ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ is about to play a yet to be determined/released role in ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’.

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Joel McHale To Bring Sarcastic Tallness To ‘Ted’
Friday, February 25 by

Seth MacFarlane’s upcoming comedy Ted appears to be adding ringers to its cast by the day.

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James Franco To Try And Be A Wizard Because His Afternoon Brain Surgery Canceled
Friday, February 25 by

James Franco is going to try acting in a movie for a change.

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Johnny Depp Wants To Bring His Favorite Books To The Screen
Friday, February 25 by

Looks like Johnny Depp would like to move away from playing roles that require silly hats.

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There Really Was A Battle Of Los Angeles
Friday, February 25 by

The new movie Battle: Los Angeles is a big sci-fi movie about an alien invasion on the west coast. However, Columbia Pictures would like audiences to know that there actually was a Battle of Los Angeles.

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Charlie Sheen Could Cost The World Another ‘Major League’ Sequel
Friday, February 25 by

I think we can go ahead and mark down the CEO of Morgan Creek on Charlie Sheen’s “Pussy List.”

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‘Prometheus’ Adds Three More Bodies To The Menu
Friday, February 25 by

Actors are apparently lined up around the block to get chewed up by the aliens in Ridley Scott’s ‘Prometheus’.

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NASCAR ‘Transformer’ Might Be A Redneck
Friday, February 25 by

Michael Bay promised that Transformers 3 won’t feature any of the hokeyness of its predecessor. J/K, you guys!

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‘Rango’ Somehow Manages To Be Controversial
Thursday, February 24 by

A cartoon western about talking animals has pissed off a major group. No, it’s not the National Bunched Panties Association.

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Gyllenhaal and Maguire Battling For ‘Bourne Legacy’ Lead
Thursday, February 24 by

Who will become the next one-man ultimate killing machine?

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The Aliens In ‘Prometheus’ Are ‘Alien’ Aliens, But Not Exactly?
Thursday, February 24 by

The rumor is that the film features the ‘Alien’ aliens, but in a different form. Maybe they’re all Cloverfields now?

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‘Toy Story’ Goes Hawaiian In New Shorts That Hopefully Won’t Make Us Cry
Thursday, February 24 by

Hopefully these “Hawaiian Vacation” shorts won’t end in Mr. Potato Head getting buried at sea or something.

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Kat Dennings To Scribble On Herself For A Good Cause
Thursday, February 24 by

It’s nice to see she’ll be doing the American public a service after attacking its collective taste with Thor.

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Ewan McGregor Is Going To Help A Boy Kill A Giant
Thursday, February 24 by

It would appear that Jack the Giant Killer is becoming something of a Goliath itself.

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Sorry Vampires, All Teen Movies Are Now Dystopian
Thursday, February 24 by

Lauren Oliver said to the world, “They want dystopian? I’ll give ‘em dystopian!”

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Banksy Will Be Welcomed To The Oscars Before Ricky Gervais Will
Thursday, February 24 by

Yesterday, purported comedy writer Bruce Vilanch took a swipe at Ricky Gervais when questioned about the comic’s recent Golden Globes hosting appearance. So how does Gervais respond? By wiping his dirty boots all over Vilanch’s silly t-shirt collection.

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Charlie Sheen Calls Thomas Jefferson A Pussy
Thursday, February 24 by

GO CHARLIE, GO!

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Franco Takes A Moment To Sit In First ‘Rise Of The Apes’ Still
Thursday, February 24 by

Fox has dropped a first look at James Franco in scientist mode for the upcoming Rise Of The Apes.

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‘DMZ’ Posits There’s Something Scarier In Korea Than Jung-Il’s Hair
Thursday, February 24 by

There’s something scarier going on in North Korea than a totalitarian regime.

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9 Tim and Eric Regulars Who Need A Cameo In ‘Billion Dollar Movie’
Thursday, February 24 by

While it’s nice to see some big names attached, long-time followers will all but demand appearances by the creepy-cadre of weirdos that were a fixture on “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” Here are nine such regulars that need to make an appearance.

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Charles McDougall Slips On The ‘Burt Wonderstone’ Daddy Pants
Thursday, February 24 by

Somebody please forward this article on to Burt Wonderstone’s assistant camera operator so that they know whose name to write on the slate. Charles McDougall has signed on to helm the Steve Carell magician comedy.