Can’t they just replace him with Billy Zane or something?
Maybe they could make Laurie a girl so I’m less confused this time.
Let’s move Jake Lloyd in there before it happens.
Most awesome dumb movie of all time, or the dumbest awesome movie of all time?
We as a people want on demand access to ‘Harry and the Hendersons’.
Both Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp will play Beetlejuice. Just kidding. Hopefully.
It’s the new ‘Breaking Bad’.
In water, no one can hear you scream. Well, they can, but they confuse it for dolphins talking.
The story is currently writing itself in the legal system.
If you wanna make an omelette, you’re gonna have to get hit with some air conditioners.
Nick Mundy has a few ideas.
This marks the first time in history that people have objected to a work of religious-based art.
Oof. Tough choice.
The definitive answer is “perhaps.”
For those unfamiliar, The Phantom Tollbooth with the story of an evil tollbooth that, after becoming sentient and learning it was built upon the unmarked graves of 14 victims of…
It’s a good thing Tom Hanks is pretty much perfect, because we don’t want him to change.
Womanize, drink, learn a lesson…got it.
Don’t be such a pussy.
Feel, feel, feel, feel my heat.
I disagree with most of it.
I would think that He-Man would be the type of film that doesn’t really require a script.
You’ve been ‘Punk’d’.
This is a whole new direction for things going bump in the night.
We’re tired of good movies getting snubbed while ‘Smurfs’ movies keep getting pumped out.
Samuel L. Jackson has deemed it so.
Always let analysts judge art.
The Apatow 9000 moviemaking program has spit out this random combination of actors for a film.
We’ll file this one under: “uh buh??”