See you at the crossroads.
Let’s settle this in the octagon.
They blew their budget and creativity on Fall Out Boy haircuts. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Quick, someone alert Kevin Bacon!
This is going to be a really convoluted explanation, isn’t it?
He could join Marvel because Sony doesn’t seem to know what to do with him.
See if you can crack his code. I’m sure the NSA is working around the clock.
Straight from your favorite source for ‘Star Wars’ news – ‘Fortune Magazine’!
$650 is a lot of money if you’re the type of guy that scalps movie tickets.
I’ve never known the Middle East to be so touchy about religious issues.
As well they should be.
They sorta buried this one amid the holiday, but many saw it coming.
Beam me up, Angelo! (They’re going for a more diverse cast this time. No, not really.0
Time to pull the grey suit and tiny bow tie out of moth balls.
As determined by ‘Forbes’ and less formally by everyone else.
I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!
This news will be probably be valid for about six hours, so hurry up and read it.
Ellen Page, Dennis Haysbert, Mark Hamill, Aaron Paul, etc.
Read this instead of all that crap about Sony, North Korea, ‘The Interview’, and hackers.
You don’t have the right to risk your life like this, George.
You like to watch, don’t you?
If only they’d changed his name to Ken Jong-un.
I wonder if she’ll say “doodie.”
As of press time, we don’t know if he saw or considered ‘Ninja Turtles’.
This likely won’t dissuade the next assholes from making an idle threat and getting their way.
I’m more confused than ever.