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SJ Show: Morgan Freeman Reads ‘The Fox’ By Ylvis
Thursday, October 24 by

We also got Robert De Niro’s rendition of Miley’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ somehow.

Whatever.
You’ve Never Heard Of The New Recruit To Play Christian Grey
Thursday, October 24 by

Well, maybe if you’re James Dornan, or his mom or agent, you’ve heard of him.

I wish Jimmy Carter was alive to see this.
Paul Feig To Stop Directing Raunchy Women For A Second To Produce A ‘Peanuts’ Movie
Thursday, October 24 by

As Charlie Brown would say, “F*ck yeah, b*ll l*ckers!”

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Imagine Having ‘Saw’ As Your Wacky Roommate
Wednesday, October 23 by

As long as his traps don’t drive up the utility bills and he doesn’t smoke, he’s okay by me.

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Jeremy Piven Is Getting Paid Too Much For The ‘Entourage’ Movie
Wednesday, October 23 by

Can’t they just replace him with Billy Zane or something?

"They look down to clown," the vicar said remorsefully as he entered his Prius.
For A Timeless Book, ‘Little Women’ Sure Is Getting Remade Frequently
Tuesday, October 22 by

Maybe they could make Laurie a girl so I’m less confused this time.

It's pretty much already covered in sand.
The ‘Star Wars’ Tattoine Set In Tunisia Will Soon Be Buried Under Sand
Tuesday, October 22 by

Let’s move Jake Lloyd in there before it happens.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Pacific Rim’
Tuesday, October 22 by

Most awesome dumb movie of all time, or the dumbest awesome movie of all time?

This type of sharing isn't caring.
Netflix Has Outpaced HBO
Tuesday, October 22 by

We as a people want on demand access to ‘Harry and the Hendersons’.

We're all pretty excited, Beetlejuice.
Tim Burton To GIve Us A Beetlejuice Sequel
Tuesday, October 22 by

Both Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp will play Beetlejuice. Just kidding. Hopefully.

I keep them on retainer...FOR LAUGHS!!!
‘FRANKLIN AND BASH’ MARCHES ON!!!!!!
Friday, October 18 by

It’s the new ‘Breaking Bad’.

Hope ya like blue.
Gravity Writer Going Under The Water Next Time To Mix Things Up
Friday, October 18 by

In water, no one can hear you scream. Well, they can, but they confuse it for dolphins talking.

The real crime here is that footwear.
A Film Will Be Made About Silk Road, Which May Be A Thing You’ve Heard Of
Thursday, October 17 by

The story is currently writing itself in the legal system.

I found my new desktop wallpaper.
Michael Bay Was Attacked With An Air Conditioner By An Extortionist On The Set Of ‘Transformers’ In Hong Kong
Thursday, October 17 by

If you wanna make an omelette, you’re gonna have to get hit with some air conditioners.

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The Screen Junkies Show: How To Fix RoboCop
Thursday, October 17 by

Nick Mundy has a few ideas.

And God said unto thee, "Use thy staff to smite paparazzi that may lie between Spago's front door and the valet stand."
Test Audiences Aren’t Loving Darren Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’, Which Is Probably A Good Thing
Wednesday, October 16 by

This marks the first time in history that people have objected to a work of religious-based art.

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Don’t Make Us Choose: Paul Rudd And Joseph Gordon-Levitt Up For ‘Ant-Man’
Wednesday, October 16 by

Oof. Tough choice.

If they made the 8-year old a sex addict, that would certainly turn convention on its head.
Might Warner Bros. Be Developing A ‘Gritty’ Encyclopedia Brown Series?
Tuesday, October 15 by

The definitive answer is “perhaps.”

All this and more!
Someone Did Not Adapt ‘The Phantom Tollbooth’, But DID Make A Documentary About It. Here Is Its Trailer.
Monday, October 14 by

For those unfamiliar, The Phantom Tollbooth with the story of an evil tollbooth that, after becoming sentient and learning it was built upon the unmarked graves of 14 victims of…

Well hello there, Mr. Hanks.
Tom Hanks Can No Longer Change His Weight For Roles, Still Can Befriend Volleyballs If Script Calls For It
Friday, October 11 by

It’s a good thing Tom Hanks is pretty much perfect, because we don’t want him to change.

THE DINK!
Peter Dinklage Will Cash In All His Professional Currency To Play A Naughty Leprechaun
Thursday, October 10 by

Womanize, drink, learn a lesson…got it.

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Halloween Relevant: ‘It’s Just A Cat’ Supercut
Wednesday, October 9 by

Don’t be such a pussy.

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Taylor Lautner To Play Dirk Diggler In New ‘Boogie Nights’
Wednesday, October 9 by

Feel, feel, feel, feel my heat.

Nice list, QT.
Quentin Tarantino Doesn’t Need November Or December To Give Us His Top 10 Films Of 2013
Tuesday, October 8 by

I disagree with most of it.

Call him Adam, please.
Columbia Pictures Hires ‘Lone Ranger’ Writer To Ooze Out A He-Man Script
Tuesday, October 8 by

I would think that He-Man would be the type of film that doesn’t really require a script.

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‘Carrie’ Remake Gets Original All Of A Sudden With Marketing Prank
Tuesday, October 8 by

You’ve been ‘Punk’d’.

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Attention Gaff Squad: Neil deGrasse Tyson Noticed Some Inaccuracies In ‘Gravity’
Monday, October 7 by

Oh, no he di’int.

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Jack Ryan Is An Unflappable Action Hero Now In ‘Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit’
Friday, October 4 by

Pew! Pew!

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Did You Hear That? ‘Paranormal Activity 5′ Official Trailer
Friday, October 4 by

This is a whole new direction for things going bump in the night.

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Screen Junkies Show: Movies That Deserve Sequels
Thursday, October 3 by

We’re tired of good movies getting snubbed while ‘Smurfs’ movies keep getting pumped out.