Pictured: Mark Wahlberg carrying who I can only assume is Justin Bieber
One more in an onslaught of mob movies sure beats all that vampire crap that wouldn’t go away.
‘Lone Ranger’ isn’t as fun to say as ‘Winklevii’, but what are you gonna do? Sorkin’s not writing this one.
I have a hunch that the protagonist MIGHT metamorphose from an ugly duckling to a beautiful swan. Oh, I hope I’m right!
The Farrelly brothers cast Jane Lynch. Who do they think they are, Judd Apatow?
Reginald VelJohnson is going to be irate.
If they can shoehorn Jessica Rabbit into this live-action/CGI project, then all the better.
The ratio of people-to-cake is too big.
OK, maybe not the creepiest, but it has to be in the top 3.
Kneel before Antje Traue?
Hey, wanna make some money?
Those piranha don’t stand a chance.
No wonder he has no time for Ghostbusters 3.
He’s going to go medieval on your funny bone.
But is she too well-known?
We’re one step closer to Zac Efron: Non-Believable Action Star.
Ray Romano, Queen Latifah and the whole cast have been unthawed long enough for a quick voice over session.
What separates this from similar movies like ‘Hitch’ is…nothing. Well, a merciful lack of Kevin James.
Thank God his weakness isn’t the color green.
Will Cannes be able to handle the ‘Recoil’?
Paul Walker is terrified to act in movies that don’t feature cars.
He’d better not try to harm a hair on Denzel’s head.
When he said “I’ll be back,” he meant “like seven or eight more times.”
The reboot machine worked overtime to put an established property in a dystopian setting. The punch card it produced reads: ” ‘Zorro Reborn’ .”
Here’s the ‘American Reunion’ release date, so you know when to avoid the latest ‘American Pie’ movie.
Dimension Films has announced the stars of ‘Piranha 3DD’, but which ones will do the awesome underwater lesbian dance?
Is this the real trailer for Dominic Cooper’s ‘The Devil’s Double’, or was this trailer hired by a twin trailer to pose as it in public?
If you like Mireille Enos or Mindy Kaling, you’d better put a casting ring on it.
Crowe is considering an offer to direct and star in ’77’, which would be his directorial debut. Unless you got something to say about it?
Sadly, casting Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe still makes more sense than the Sean Hayes thing.