The reboot machine computed David Mandel, a writer for Cohen’s ‘The Dictator’, was the logical choice for screenwriter.
Adjust your calendar that turns into a robot accordingly.
Will he yell at Mark Wahlberg in a thick Boston accent?
We can reconstruct Bane one tweet at a time.
Also, learn how to play “The New Mr. Popper’s Penguins Movie Trailer Drinking Game.”
Like the Force, nerds around the world feel a collective sense of joy, whether they know why or not.
Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa (the new ‘Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark’) will write the remake you’re gonna ask to prom.
Totally digging the bow and arrow. Quiet, deadly, can kill from long distances. Very classy.
Franco forget he was James F*cking Franco and quickly rectified the situation by accepting 14 movie roles indiscriminately.
Maybe he’ll get back into politics.
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This machine was programmed to have huge muscles and a barely-noticeable lisp.
The best, the worst, and the weirdest of what’s available to stream instantly on Netflix.
Human tragedy that pops right off the screen and into your face.
‘Freedom of expression’ doesn’t include being a Nazi, Lars!
‘Star Trek’ fans, rejoice. The J.J. Abrams-patented excessive lens flare is back.
British actor/comedian Stephen Fry is The Master of your ‘Hobbit’ domain.
There’s a part in the latest ‘American Pie’ movie for an 18-20 year old hottie. There’s also a part in my movie for one of those too… uh, yeah…
Paramount purchased the Scott Rosenberg (‘Con Air’) spec script ‘The Hauntrepreneur’, about a strange man who builds haunted houses. Sounds spooktacular.
Two of these actors will walk and talk for Aaron Sorkin, one will go blind and the other will flow ‘Gently Down The Stream’.
So apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger has some illegitimate children.
Who wouldn’t want to be in a comedy about the Apocalypse?
He didn’t ask to be Jack Sparrow.
Or how about a Mr. Chow spinoff?
Von Trier does his best Mel Gibson impersonation.
Along with a cast of really polite zombies.
In real life, Maggie is haunted by the success of her younger brother.
It might be time for an intervention.
Even after ‘Mars Needs Moms’, Robert Zemeckis somehow gets to produce more Disney animated movies. Amazing.
Scott is attached to ‘Reykjavik’, about a famous Cold War meeting between Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev. Yes, but will it take place in the ‘Alien’ universe?