Chris Tucker will reside in one of the ten sandalwood houses.
Patrick Wilson can’t be everywhere.
I’m getting too old for this sh*t.
It’s 75 minutes of someone trying to unstick two flat 4×4 pieces.
If you thought the Batman backlash was something, wait until the woodies react to this one!
Nice scarf, Brad Pitt.
Unsurprisingly, the things Tyler Perry has learned aren’t particularly insightful or interesting, with most of the items being of the platitudinous “never give up,” and “silence your haters” variety. To…
Maybe we’ll know where Jar Jar came from, so we can know where to take him back to.
That’s five and a half hours longer than I’m willing to expend on Von Trier films. That’s right. I want to spend NEGATIVE time watching them.
Oh, those wondrous beasts!
He is Queens Boulevard.
We assembled a panel to tell J.J. Abrams how to do his job.
I always knew that place was up to something.
There’s nothing studio execs take more seriously than a fan-made petition.
Disney quality control rears its ugly head.
If you’ve been a fan of the books and the band since the 90′s, get ready to be extra smug.
We’re going to get serious pancake butt in 2015.
He won’t be lethal, but he’ll be annoying as hell.
Is this what rock bottom looks like?
The world’s a messed up place. Heal us, Eddie.
But will he do his own stunts?
Somebody had to say it.
Just in time for the return of the NFL.
I’d just really like to see him wail on a clown.
Really? Really? REALLY? THERE WASN’T EVEN A ‘BATMAN’ THIS SUMMER!
Apparently Max Steel is some sort of toy superhero. Also apparently, Mattel produces films.