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Would bang.
Simon Cowell Finds A Star In ‘Betty Boop’
Thursday, August 14 by

The talent judge is hoping to make some of that sweet Depression era nostalgia money.

Do right by her, Lifetime.
Lifetime To Use Their Deft Touch To Tackle The Life And Death Of Brittany Murphy
Thursday, August 14 by

But will she be played by Tori Spelling?

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‘American Horror Story: Freakshow’ Buys Into The Old Adage ‘When All Else Fails, Cast The World’s Smallest Woman’
Thursday, August 14 by

We get it, already. You’re creepy. Gosh.

Hey, guys. What have you been up to the past 20 years or so?
Travel Back In Time To Get Your 11 Year-Old Self Excited About A New ‘Power Rangers’ Movie And Release Date
Thursday, August 14 by

“It’s Morphin’ time!” said everyone with derision.

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‘The Ultimate Charles Bronson Movie Trailer’ Brings All The Justice
Wednesday, August 13 by

He’s the one man who can do what the police can’t.

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Warner Bros Thinks We Really Want An ‘Aquaman’ Movie
Wednesday, August 13 by

We’re good. Thanks though.

They're marveling at the shitstorm they've made.
Sony Bends To The Will Of North Korea, Altering Scenes In ‘The Interview’
Wednesday, August 13 by

They’re changing the military uniforms on the soldiers, and maybe a scene where Kim Jung-Un’s face melts off in slow motion.

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As Promised, Marvel Is Bringing The ‘Inhumans’ To The Big Screen
Wednesday, August 13 by

And Vin Diesel might be involved.

Horses will likely be harmed in the making of this film.
Tom Hiddleston Asked To Get His Charlton Heston On For Ben-Hur Remake
Wednesday, August 13 by

How will he fare in a big budget film?

Give him a crossbow or QUIT WASTING OUR TIME!
Guillermo Del Toro And Norman Reedus Team Up To Thrill Fanboys With New ‘Silent Hill’ Game
Wednesday, August 13 by

‘Silent Hills’. With an “s.” Because one Silent Hill just doesn’t cut it anymore.

The show title promises suits, and boy, oh boy, does it deliver.
USA Picks Up ‘Suits’ For 5th Season, Costume Department Knows What They Need To Do Next
Tuesday, August 12 by

SUIT SHOPPING!

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Jason Momoa O-Fish-ally Cast As Aquaman
Tuesday, August 12 by

I’m trying to picture him water-skiing on dolphins.

I'm sorry. I'm a little lost here. Could someone remind me who "Groot" is? I'm terrible with names.
This Online Keyboard Gives You The Perfect ‘I Am Groot’ For Any Occassion
Tuesday, August 12 by

Go with “Groot Portuegeuse” if you really want to expand your horizons.

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Michael Bay Wants To Pass The Inexplicably Pointy ‘Transformers’ Torch
Tuesday, August 12 by

Again.

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Tommy Wiseau Has Unleashed More ‘The Neighbors’ Upon The World
Tuesday, August 12 by

This is probably the worst thing he’s ever done.

None of those little yellow dots are film genres.
BuzzFeed Has Raised $50 Million To Make Movies. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Monday, August 11 by

If I won’t click on a list on Facebook, I probably won’t drive to a theater and pay money to watch one.

I'm assuming a G.O.B. cameo wouldn't really work, but PROVE ME WRONG, PRODUCERS.
Adrien Brody Channels His Inner Criss Angel In History Channel’s ‘Houdini’ Trailer
Monday, August 11 by

Houdini was the original Mindfreak, only with fewer wallet chains.

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Despite Being Awful, ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Sequel In The Works
Monday, August 11 by

Perhaps now we’ll learn the true secret of the ooze.

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Lonely Island Returning To The Big Screen
Friday, August 8 by

Depending on rating, we may actually get to see a dick enter a box.

Kinda rape-y, Lestat. Tone it down.
Universal Decides ‘We’re Not F*cking Done With Vampires Yet!’, Will Turn All Of Anne Rice’s Books Into Movies
Friday, August 8 by

Fine. Start making them so it ends sooner.

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Chris Pratt’s Eminem Impression: The Remix
Friday, August 8 by

Chris Pratt: Karaoke Champ.

"Khaleesi was a girl with a very special gift..."
‘Storytime’ Puts Grown-Up Pop Culture In Children’s Book Form
Thursday, August 7 by

Makes me wish I was a kid again.

Sad Batman.
‘Batman V. Superman’ Backs Down To ‘Captain America’ In Battle For May 6, 2016 Release Date
Thursday, August 7 by

Jesus, ‘Batman V. Superman’, stand up for yourself. You’re supposed to be superheroes.

The film's subtitle is just below where I cropped this pic. Because I get off on being withholding.
The New ‘Terminator’ Film Has A Title (And We’ll Tell You What It Is In This Article)
Wednesday, August 6 by

Hint: It’s dystopian gibberish.

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You Can Break Alexander Payne’s Heart By Watching ‘Nebraska’ In Color This Weekend
Wednesday, August 6 by

Do not adjust your eyes.

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Paramount To Punch You In The Face With ‘WorldStarHipHop: The Movie’
Wednesday, August 6 by

It’s a story about empowerment.

Lookin' good, DB!
‘The (British) Office’ Will Get A Spin-Off Film Thanks To Ricky Gervais
Tuesday, August 5 by

I wonder if he’s still obnoxious.

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Now Richard Linklater Doesn’t Want To Make ‘Incredible Mr. Limpet’
Tuesday, August 5 by

A serious blow to cinema.

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Chris Pratt Channels Eminem On Command
Tuesday, August 5 by

Chris Pratt and Eminem need to star in a movie together immediately.

"Grow some breasts or get the f*ck out of the way, Garfield."
Sony Will Give Us A Female Superhero Film In 2017, And That’s As Specific As They Will Get
Monday, August 4 by

She’ll hail from the realm of Spider-Man.