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Abraham Lincoln Now Hunts Vampires And Pixar Movies
Wednesday, March 16 by

‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ will try to stake Pixar’s ‘The Brave’ at the box office. *Gasps*

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Thor Smuggles In Blurry Images From Asgard
Wednesday, March 16 by

Excited to see Thor in 3D? How about Blur-O-Vision? New pics from the Kenneth Brannaugh directed movie are low on image quality, high on image cool-ity.

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‘Horns’ May Prove Shia LaBeouf Is The Devil
Wednesday, March 16 by

In ‘Horns’, LaBeouf will play a guy who wakes up from a night of heavy drinking with a pair of horns growing from his head. I’ve had worse hangovers.

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Seann William Scott And His Tibetan Mastiff Look For Corned Beef Recipes
Wednesday, March 16 by

Hang on tight, cause we’re about to hit a new low.

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Liam Neeson Has Nothing To Do Besides ‘Taken 2′ After All
Wednesday, March 16 by

The star of ‘Taken’ may not be back to reprise his role in ‘Taken 2′. Maybe sequel co-writer/producer Luc Besson will kidnap Liam Neeson’s daughter until he says “yes?”

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‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’ Could Find Fresh Brains In Grahame-Smith
Wednesday, March 16 by

They expect the author of the book to best understand the material? Preposterous!

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Tommy Lee Jones’ Marriage To Meryl Streep Is In Trouble
Wednesday, March 16 by

Tommy Lee Jones has emerged as the front runner to hate the living crap out of Meryl Streep in Great Hope Springs.

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Ghost Rider Will Battle Very Handsome Enemy In ‘Spirit Of Vengeance’
Wednesday, March 16 by

The enemy of my antihero is my…*head explodes*

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‘Moonwalking With Einstein’ Won’t Feature Einstein’s Sick Dance Skills
Wednesday, March 16 by

Columbia Pictures has picked up the rights to Joshua Foer’s just released memoir Moonwalking with Einstein: The Art and Science of Remembering Everything. So you have no excuse for missing my birthday ever again, DAD!!

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Partner Plug: Ultimate Action-Hero Showdown
Wednesday, March 16 by

In honor of March Madness madness, the suave gentleman over at Modern Man have put together an Ultimate Action-Hero Showdown bracket.

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‘American Pie’ Sequel Finally Getting Its Sh*t Together
Wednesday, March 16 by

The cast of ‘American Pie’ is reuniting for another sequel. They were all available.

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Joseph Kosinsky’s ‘Oblivion’ Is Having Identity Issues
Wednesday, March 16 by

There have been some changes over there at old man Joseph Kosinski’s Oblivion.

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Megan Fox Might Be Able To Show You How Funny She Can Be
Wednesday, March 16 by

You’ll laugh so hard you’ll forget how hot she is!

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Chinese Bad Guys In ‘Red Dawn’ Changed To North Koreans For Maximum Profitability
Wednesday, March 16 by

MGM doesn’t care about North Koreans.

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Sam Worthington To Hang Ten And Other Slang Terms
Wednesday, March 16 by

They can’t all be ‘Point Break’.

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Things Get Really Bloody In New ‘Scream 4′ Pics
Wednesday, March 16 by

Woodsboro realtors are going to have a hard time flipping all these new “murder houses.”

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Opposites Jon Hamm and Paul Feig Team-Up For Comedy
Tuesday, March 15 by

As Paula Abdul and a cartoon cat instruct us: opposites attract.

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Johnny Knoxville Is Totally Not A ‘Stooge’
Tuesday, March 15 by

The ‘Jackass’ star has backed out of the Farrelly Brothers’ reboot of ‘The Three Stooges’, but may become an official mustache rider instead.

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Shocking News: Drew Barrymore To Direct New Chick Flick
Tuesday, March 15 by

She will direct the film adaptation of Liz Tuccillo’s book ‘How to Be Single’ for New Line, which is one of those multi-story movies like ‘Valentine’s Day’ (groaaaan).

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‘Jackass’ Director Jeff Tremaine Thinks Jocks Need Vengeance, Too
Tuesday, March 15 by

Science tells us that the immense popularity of ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ was bound to inspire a film called ‘Revenge of the Jocks’ sooner or later.

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Janet Jackson Gets To Make A Movie Now
Tuesday, March 15 by

The Queen of the Malfunctioning Wardrobe scored a 1-picture deal with Lionsgate. I want to know how nasty it will be.

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Richard Linklater Wants That Big Cartoon Fish Movie Remake Money
Tuesday, March 15 by

What would get primarily indie filmmaker Richard Linkletter to helm a big budget remake of ‘The Incredible Mr. Limpet’? I’m guessing millions of dollars in worms.

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Actors Willingly Return To ‘Silent Hill’ Sequel
Tuesday, March 15 by

Silent Hill: Revelation 3D will not suffer a lack of continuity.

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Fox Yields To Non-Existent Demand For ‘Daredevil’ Reboot
Tuesday, March 15 by

America’s least-dear superhero, Daredevil, is getting the reboot treatment, with David Slade directing.

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Mark Wahlberg Is Practicing Beating The Crap Out Of People For ‘The Fighter’ Sequel
Tuesday, March 15 by

He’s shaping up that sloppy mess of a body.

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You Won’t See Will Smith Sassing Alec Baldwin In ‘Men In Black III’
Tuesday, March 15 by

Men In Black III has suffered it’s first casualty. The topsy-turvy production schedule has caused Manny from Quiet On The Chef Gourmet Catering to leave the project. He’s reportedly upset to have to jump ship but he’s got to pay his bills. Alec Baldwin is also leaving.

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Verbinski To Mash Up ‘CSI’, ‘X-Files’, And ‘House’ For Starz
Tuesday, March 15 by

The ‘Rango’ director is getting creepy on Starz.

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Tom Hanks To Be In A Pirate Movie, But Not The Fun Kind
Tuesday, March 15 by

Tom Hanks has signed up to play a great man with integrity. In other breaking news, the sky is blue.

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‘Sucker Punch’ Has Used Another Medium To Confuse Us – Animation
Tuesday, March 15 by

The team behind Sucker Punch has turned confusing audiences into an art.

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Hendricks Joins The Mile High Club
Tuesday, March 15 by

The gorgeous ‘Mad Men’ actress, in the most challenging role of her life, will have to act like she loves Brendan Fraser.