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Jessica Biel To Prove The Existence Of Martian Erections In ‘Total Recall’
Friday, April 8 by

I’m hoping she was cast as the lady with three breasts.

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Josh Pence And His Face Will Be In The New Batman Movie
Friday, April 8 by

Pence has been cast as a young Ra’s Al Ghul in Dark Knight Rises.

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Screw The Story: Visual Effects Guru To Direct ‘Deadpool’
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Wouldn’t it be cool if he was able to make it look like some of the X-Men were flying? Like, without wires or anything? That would be pretty neat.

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Zach Galifianakis Peace-Outties On ‘R.I.P.D.’
Friday, April 8 by

His work with Ted Danson comes first.

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Hallelujah! Jeff Buckley Biopic To Bring The Laffs
Friday, April 8 by

Why the long face, Jeff? Oh, right. Clinical depression. Sorry, I forgot about that.

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War Isn’t All Fun N’ Games In ‘Armadillo’ Documentary Trailer
Friday, April 8 by

It goes from volleyball scene in ‘Top Gun’ to the opening of ‘Saving Private Ryan’ in the blink of an eye.

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Polanski And Ratner To FINALLY Team Up?
Friday, April 8 by

Great directors, great guys.

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The Black Sheep Franco Books Only One Role In ’21 Jump Street’
Friday, April 8 by

One role? You’ll have to try harder than that, Dave.

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Double Vincent Gallo All Across The Sky!!
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Vincent Gallo is playing multiple characters in his next film. Chloe Sevigny is going to have jaw trouble.

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Anthony Horowitz Writing Tintin Sequel For Director Peter Jackson
Friday, April 8 by

So now the actors won’t have to improvise all their lines.

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Madeline Zima Signs On For ‘Buried’ With Hot Chicks
Friday, April 8 by

Seems like taking your shirt off on “Californication” is a surefire gateway to the big pictures.

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Ben Stiller Joins List Of Comedians Who Maybe Might Remake ‘Walter Mitty’
Thursday, April 7 by

Over the years, Fox’s proposed reboot of 1947′s ‘The Secret Life of Walter Mitty’ has collected more comedian interest than a hot asian girl at a stand-up club wearing a tight Ghostbusters t-shirt.

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Ben Affleck Joins The Most 3D ‘Great Gatsby’ Ever?
Thursday, April 7 by

Ben Affleck is in talks to join director Baz Luhrmann’s new version of the literary classic I somewhat remember from high school english class.

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Juan Carlos Fresnadillo Reboots ‘The Crow’ For Goths And Juggalos
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‘The Crow’ is back from the dead and ready to paint its face… to freak you out.

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Joe Eszterhas Is Going To Turn You On With His ‘Lust’
Thursday, April 7 by

This man has forgotten more about sex than you’ve ever learned.

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UPDATE: Arnie To Play A Sheriff With An Unexplained Austrian Accent
Thursday, April 7 by

Arnold to give patrolling the US borders one more shot.

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‘The Robber’ May Contain Trace Amounts Of ‘Run Lola Run’
Thursday, April 7 by

This Austrian film looks a bit like a great German film, in a very good way.

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Kevin Williamson Breaks His ‘Scream 4′ Silence
Thursday, April 7 by

He’s shooting down rumors with the hope of tricking you into seeing ‘Scream 4′.

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Hailee Steinfeld To Tackle Shakespeare Next. Not Literally, Of Course.
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This is the spot where I would put a fitting quote from ‘Romeo and Juliet’. I wish I was smarter.

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Announcement Of Dusty Springfield Biopic Causes Widespread Frenzied Excitement
Thursday, April 7 by

You wanted a Dusty Springfield biopic, now you have a Dusty Springfield biopic.

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Tim Roth To Act Serious In Serious Movie
Thursday, April 7 by

Tim Roth is a decent actor.

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‘Little Fockers’ Caption Contest Winners!
Thursday, April 7 by

And the winners are…

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Joe Wright Casting Everyone You Would Expect Him To In ‘Anna Karenina’
Thursday, April 7 by

It’s a who’s who of whoever has worked with Joe Wright before.

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‘Captain America’ Reshoots In The Unites States of Los Angelesia
Wednesday, April 6 by

The fact that ‘Captain America: The Last Avenger’ shot in the UK kinda sucks Henry Cavill-style, but at least they’re dipping their shield into a little American location pie.

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Fox Adds Exciting New Words To ‘Rise Of The Apes’ Title
Wednesday, April 6 by

Twentieth Century Fox’s marketing team knows: the more words you add to a title, the more money you will make. That is science fact.

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Javier Bardem “In” For Never-Ending ‘Dark Tower’ Series?
Wednesday, April 6 by

Bardem is in final talks to join the adaptation of Stephen King’s book series, which will include three movies and two TV mini-series. Okay, but will there also be a web series and a couple Nintendo 3DS games?

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Rob Riggle Joins Very Serious ’21 Jump Street’ Movie
Wednesday, April 6 by

Comedian Rob Riggle (‘The Daily Show’) is ready to torment some kids. Or rather, cops pretending to be kids. Or rather… something. We’ll see.

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Casting Round-Up: Penelope Cruz, Thandie Newton, Jay Baruchel, And Maggie Grace
Wednesday, April 6 by

Woody Allen, Tyler Perry and David Cronenberg will direct them. In different projects, though I’d be curious to know what the six of them would accomplish together.

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Orlando Bloom Says Legolas Is Likely To Be In ‘The Hobbit’
Wednesday, April 6 by

At his latest press junket, he gave good indications that Peter Jackson wants Legolas back.

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Mark Ruffalo Talks Hulk Prep, Script Work, And Being #3
Wednesday, April 6 by

Hulk is his generation’s Hamlet.