John Carter must save Mars. For some unknown reason.
The magic isn’t dead for David Heyman.
Los Angeles, the end is nigh.
What sorcery brought this project to fruition?
Also, Leatherface finds more pretty people to dismember.
It would make sense that they would get the most Nordic actor ever. Well, after Ed Begley, Jr.
Let’s just pretend the Roland Emmerich version didn’t happen.
What drug will NPH be tripping on this time?
The funnyman will be required to lose height for the role.
It doesn’t cover the assassination and that total backstabber Brutus.
Las Vegas-based murderers beware.
Nothing says “I’m gonna cut you” like a Youtube tribute video…
They’re hoping to recapture some of that ‘Jonah Hex’ magic.
He’s probably going to be one of those really lame villains that uses brainpower instead of guns.
Carefully craft enough poop jokes and your dreams will come true too.
Fear not – It’s still going to be a pretty great deal.
John Cusack subs for Tobey Maguire in ‘The Paperboy,’ and Paul Rudd invents his very own home cryogenics system.
You will be missed.
What better way to hide those unsightly glory-holes in your wall?
It sounds as though, based on these selections, we are beginning to see the resurrection of “weirdo Johnny Depp.” Welcome back, old friend.
From Thor to huntsman to race car driver. Geez. We get it. You’re macho.
She’ll play the proud proprietor of The Breast Choice.
Chiklis will be playing the villain in Jason Statham’s ‘Parker’, while Goggins and his teeth will play…a progressive democrat. Fun!
In light of recent events, he stopped holding out for ‘Junior 2′.
Somebody get Public Enemy in the studio. NOW!
Sons Of Anarchy, Fat Rob McElhenney, and regular-sized Nathan Fillion.
I was expecting silly wigs but silly mustaches too? It’s an embarrassment of riches.
The cult hit will soon be the cult hit mockumentary.
Perhaps these posters contain a clue…