Roger Ebert’s mortal enemy ‘Battle: Los Angeles’ has screenwriters everywhere adding lasers to their specs.
Can a film actually collapse into itself if it features too many heartthrobs?
You know what ‘The Lorax’ needs? Romance!
And the winners are…
‘Lost’ vs. Madea
The director refuses to be away from his family for so long. And no one tells a scarved man what to do.
Val Kilmer wants to be a cowboy, baby.
Alfred from the Burton/Schumacher ‘Batman’ movies will be missed.
First there was Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, and now Summit is looking to make The Last Witch Hunter. If I were a witch, I’d be pissed right about now.
Lawrence officially did get the part in ‘Hunger Games’, a film franchise that’s getting hyped as the new ‘Twilight’. *Confetti*
Brooks is in negotiations for a part in the ‘Knocked Up’ spin-off, which I assume includes a lot of sad puppy dog faces from the Brooks camp.
‘Superman’ reboot director Snyder will take a thankfully bizarro approach to Bryan Singer’s action-less version.
‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ will try to stake Pixar’s ‘The Brave’ at the box office. *Gasps*
Excited to see Thor in 3D? How about Blur-O-Vision? New pics from the Kenneth Brannaugh directed movie are low on image quality, high on image cool-ity.
In ‘Horns’, LaBeouf will play a guy who wakes up from a night of heavy drinking with a pair of horns growing from his head. I’ve had worse hangovers.
Hang on tight, cause we’re about to hit a new low.
The star of ‘Taken’ may not be back to reprise his role in ‘Taken 2′. Maybe sequel co-writer/producer Luc Besson will kidnap Liam Neeson’s daughter until he says “yes?”
They expect the author of the book to best understand the material? Preposterous!
Tommy Lee Jones has emerged as the front runner to hate the living crap out of Meryl Streep in Great Hope Springs.
The enemy of my antihero is my…*head explodes*
Columbia Pictures has picked up the rights to Joshua Foer’s just released memoir Moonwalking with Einstein: The Art and Science of Remembering Everything. So you have no excuse for missing my birthday ever again, DAD!!
In honor of March Madness madness, the suave gentleman over at Modern Man have put together an Ultimate Action-Hero Showdown bracket.
The cast of ‘American Pie’ is reuniting for another sequel. They were all available.
There have been some changes over there at old man Joseph Kosinski’s Oblivion.
You’ll laugh so hard you’ll forget how hot she is!
MGM doesn’t care about North Koreans.
They can’t all be ‘Point Break’.
Woodsboro realtors are going to have a hard time flipping all these new “murder houses.”
As Paula Abdul and a cartoon cat instruct us: opposites attract.
The ‘Jackass’ star has backed out of the Farrelly Brothers’ reboot of ‘The Three Stooges’, but may become an official mustache rider instead.