She’s still Jenny from Santiago, Chile.
Apparently our hearts are worth about $125 million over a four-day period.
Jackie Chan is pleased about this Jackie-Chan-related news.
I’m still fuming about what that motorcycle man did to her.
Not going to tell you what it is here, though.
For that much, it should come with an armless, mouthless zombie on a chain.
Shouldn’t it technically be ‘Hello, Ghost’?
And it’s not even out yet.
Surely this couldn’t be the one thing he’s bad at.
They’ll have to cram in some storyline about it being fashionable for cyborgs to get plastic surgery later in their life.
I hope it goes better than the Spider-man musical.
This headline is like Pavlov’s bell to Vin Diesel and/or Paul Walker.
Because there are people in the ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ target market that just can’t read.
Please inform neighbors and loved ones.
It’s the role every girl at Julliard dreams about.
Earth gets to’ up!
It’s not really the end if you just decide to hit “continue” and keep playing.
Stars, they’re just like us.
Sometimes life isn’t fair.
According to Al Pacino.
You knew this one was coming.
Hindsight is 20/20.
Please don’t make us choose!
Eric Roberts has gotta eat after all.
He’s really earned his Science Guy stripes.
He’s proven to be adept in the role of Man.
He might be donning spandex.