Do we actually want Michael bay for this? I think we might.
Now everyday can be FearFest!
If you enter Mr. Fredricksen’s house, you may never leave.
Ice Cube will kick his ass. But what if that’s what they WANT us to think…
And he usually hates everything!
This sounds like it will be worth the hassle.
I’ll stick to the old “television method,” thank you.
‘The Goonies’ actress was 62.
All the more reason to go big.
Again, it’s what you’d think.
The perfect line for any time you rip a guy’s arms off.
Let the most hilarious, self-referential script win!
Don’t say this guy doesn’t like gritty, urban crime stories.
It sounds like we’ll get the documentary without the cheesy Foo Fighters songs at the end.
If you liked the first one, I think you’ll like the second one. Because it sounds like the exact same story.
How’d they resist?
If this took place in the ‘Entourage’ universe, Ari would be screaming at everyone right now. More than normal.
HBO adds another tale of bored millennials to its slate.
They’ve got a Not group of writers who could ooze out as many as 12 of these things.
This film needs your support! Financially! This film needs $85 million, to be more specific.
The guy who makes wish-fulfillment fantasy films about killing sprees has a bone to pick with you.
This sounds like we’re approaching PHASE 2 of the Netflix Global Domination Plan.
Now is NOT the time for a FIFA corporate propaganda push.
For his next trick, Mr. Cruise will tie himself to a rocket.
Rusty Griswold is going to Wally World even if it murders him.
Because from what I’ve seen in the trailer, all this could be managed with a gallon of bottled water and a flashlight with fresh batteries.
Spoiler alert: He lands the plane.
Well, everyone knows Kubrick directed ‘The Shining’. What this mash-up presupposes is… maybe he didn’t.
“F*ck it.” – Disney