OMFG. It’s a homemade Yoda Fleshlight.

Tuesday, September 15 by

Now, before you unsheath your lightsabers to gouge your eyes out, know this: the photograph laying atop the mattress is not actually of Yoda or his Irish cousin Seamus O’Dagobah (could have fooled me).  Nay, it’s that of Yaddle, a female counterpart of Yoda’s who is also part of the Jedi Council. So, your childhood hero is not about to be violated in effigy. Just one of George Lucas’s afterthoughts crammed into The Phantom Menace.

So use the Force, pal. Use as much Force as you want. Those Fleshlights are…ahem… supposed to be durable.  [Source: PictureIsUnrelated.com]

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