No Mary Jane In ‘Spider-man’ Reboot

Sunday, November 7 by

It looks like Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man isn’t quite the pimp we expected him to be. The Wrap reports that Mary Jane Watson will not appear in the Sony’s franchise reboot. Red-headed Watson appeared in the three previous films, but didn’t factor into the life of Peter Parker until later in the comics. They’ve decided to stay closer to that classic comic storyline with Spidey’ high school honey Gwen Stacy being his one and only.

As previously reported, Emma Stone will play Gwen Stacy, but now there’s new news that when Sony cast her, they didn’t know who she would play. They just knew that they wanted to exploit our collective geek crush by getting her. After casting, it was decided the red-headed Stone would play the blonde Stacy. Shortly after, an office production assistant was sent out to pick up a box of L’Oreal Superior Preference Dream Blonde.

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COMMENTS

  1. November 7, 2010 12:39 pm

    Anonymous

    Not to be a joke ruiner, but Emma Stone is a natural blonde.


  2. November 7, 2010 12:39 pm

    Wookie Johnson

    Yes. But she’ll need to dye it back to it’s original color. Sony doesn’t have time for her to grow it out.


  3. November 7, 2010 12:39 pm

    Fanboy

    Wookiee has two Es


  4. November 7, 2010 12:39 pm

    Anonymous

    Different wookie.