Nicolas Cage’s last venture into the land of comic movies was the epicly sucky Ghost Rider, so excuse me if I’m not super excited about the upcoming, Kick-Ass. It’s the story of high school kid who turns himself into some kind of super hero. His power seems to be the ability to pick the worst super hero name of all time. Cage, of course, isn’t playing the lead role, but he and his hairline will be there making things even less cool. It’s supposed to be very violent and was created by Mark Millar and John Rumita Jr. so there is some hope that the movie might be good when it comes out in a few years. Maybe they can make a sequel called Punch-Face or Shoot-Head.