‘New York, I Love You’ Actress Maggie Q

Friday, October 16 by

Basically, Maggie Q is badass.  Not only was she a formidable foe for John McClane in Live Free or Die Hard, but never has a flak jacket looked so good on a female form.  She’s the kind of woman who can make you putty in her hands with a single sultry glance, and then take your head clean off with a perfectly executed roundhouse kick.  It’s a blend of constant arousal and fear that keeps a relationship fresh, and endless refills of your Xanax very necessary.

A word from Maggie: “Nigga please I am not anorexic, I am petite because you can’t get FAT from eating field mice and rice; hey that rhymes…”

I have no idea what the above gibberish means but if came out of Maggie’s mouth I’ll take it as gospel.  I just hope she’s moved beyond field mice as a source of sustenance.  ‘Cause doz field mice be naaaasty!

Look at the antithesis of nasty after the jump!

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