Summer Movie Guide 2011

New ‘X-Men: First Class’ Posters Feature Heads Floating On Groins

Tuesday, March 8 by

The marketing team behind these X-Men: First Class posters have revealed their mutant power: they can create images that boggle the mind with terribleness.

I was disappointed in the new Thor posters, but these are far worse. Why are the heads of Magneto (Michael Fassbender) and Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) floating on their own crotches? I get what they were going for: “the fresh faced youngsters will morph into these classic silhouettes… with time.” However, I’d prefer they keep their floating heads inside their pants, thanks.

Let’s hope the film’s more in-line with the kickass trailer than these Photoshop nightmares. Seriously, these could be images from someone’s nightmares, and not in a cool way. More of an annoying way.

The first class of X-Men blast into theaters June 3rd. (ComingSoon)

COMMENTS

  1. March 8, 2011 7:13 pm

    Brian Huntington

    I didn’t know what your headline could possibly mean, but nope, you pretty much nailed it.


  2. March 8, 2011 7:13 pm

    Brian Huntington

    I didn’t know what your headline could possibly mean, but nope, you pretty much nailed it.


  3. March 8, 2011 7:13 pm

    Brian Huntington

    I didn’t know what your headline could possibly mean, but nope, you pretty much nailed it.