Well, we only have a little over a week before JJ Abrams' Star Trek beams into theaters.  The reviews have started rolling in already and critics have cuddled up to the movie like a herd of Tribbles that just don't wanna let go.  But for those of us who haven't seen it yet, the film's marketers are still keeping us alive with drops from the Trek I.V.  Here's a dose, courtesy of the good nurses at IGN:

Our focus will be on the following clip, in which Kirk teaches us all how to pick up space chicks, all while having an ugly bar patron acting as uncomfortable intermediary.  We've seen the tail end of it in another clip that's been floating around since early April, but this tells you how Kirk even got to rub shoulders with Uhura.  Watch and learn, ensigns.

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You can watch the rest of the spankin' new Trek clips at IGN.  They include a standoff between Kirk and Spock over Scotty breaking protocol (oooh! space procedural!) and Eric Bana as Nero stabbin' a dude.

As if you didn't know already, Star Trek opens May 8, and stars Chris Pine as Kirk, Zachary Quinto as Spock, Zoe Saldana as Uhura, Simon Pegg as Scotty, Karl Urban as Bones, John Cho as Sulu, Eric Bana as Nero and Winona Ryder as Amanda Grayson.  And many moooooooorrrrre....