Me as I started to write up this post: "Now to get goin’ on Megan Fox’s boobs."
Writer Matt Sears in response: "You’re the Brian Austin Green of blogging."
Touché Mr. Sears. You have that rare combination of razor-sharp wit and a bottomless bag of pop culture references. Aside from the fact that Screenjunkies is NOT A BLOG, BUT A WEBSITE, good sir, you’ve made worms’ meat of me. Dare I say you’re the internet’s 18-34 male-targeted Diablo Cody? I dare!
Speaking of that woman, whose name sounds like a hot sauce released by Kathy Lee Gifford’s son (obscure pop culture reference #2!!!), here’s the trailer for her latest, JENNIFER’S BODY, starring Michael Bay’s least favorite ingenue, Megan Fox. I’m not a huge fan of JUNO or THE UNITED STATES OF TARA, but darned if this one doesn’t look like a hell of a good time.
The backstory is this: Megan Fox’s character is a bitch high school cheerleader (stretch, we know) who is possessed by a demon and then starts killing boys. Possibly by eating them. Sold. Throw in some trademark Diablo Cody dialogue ("Diabologue?") – which works really well in this self-aware, comedic setting – and that’s a winner.
Favorite inappropriate line from Megan Fox’s character in the trailer? "Smells like Thai food in here. Were you guys f**king?!"
JENNIFER’S BODY also stars Amanda Seyfried and Adam Brody as the bad guy… a spitting image of the lead guy from The Killers. Or Panic! At The Disco. They’re the same, right?
Opening September 18th, 2009.
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