New Moon: ‘Meet the Volturi’ Video

Wednesday, November 4 by

We here at Screen Junkies don’t pretend to know a great deal about the Twilight Saga, but that doesn’t mean we’re not willing to learn. As outsiders, and men, sparkling vampires just don’t seem like our cup of blood (see what I did there?), but we’re willing to have a civil discussion in the comments section regarding the fervent passion some feel toward Bella and Edward.

 

Below is a featurette modeled after the reality show Meet the Kardashians except with nefarious vampires. You might have trouble discerning the difference at first, but you’ll soon realize that Bruce Jenner deals with a breed of bloodsuckers far more depraved than the Volturi. 


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  1. November 4, 2009 9:43 am

    Anonymous

    hey guys, another official statetment below…

    Further to yesterday’s opening of the ballot for the New Moon UK Fan Party, we have additional information for fans, and answers to some questions which have been posted on the fan pages.
    Bands
    Throughout the week we will be announcing the band line up for the event. We are very pleased to say the 1st band to be announces is BAND OF SKULLS
    Tickets
    Each ballot entry on http://www.ticketweb.co.uk/newmoon is for 2 tickets. All entries will be put into a random draw and successful entrants will be notified. Please note, in order to pick up your tickets you will be required to provide ID. If you see any tickets on the likes of ebay please do not purchase as they will not be valid.
    The Event
    There will be a red carpet at this event so fans who are unlucky in the ballot are welcome to come down to see the cast and soak up the atmosphere
    Competitions
    There will be a number of competitions for tickets. We will announce the UK sites and publications that you can win tickets through on all the official pages.
    Further information on the event and band line up will be announced throughout the week.

    Good Luck in the Ballot!


  2. November 4, 2009 9:43 am

    Anonymous

    hey guys, another official statetment below…

    Further to yesterday’s opening of the ballot for the New Moon UK Fan Party, we have additional information for fans, and answers to some questions which have been posted on the fan pages.
    Bands
    Throughout the week we will be announcing the band line up for the event. We are very pleased to say the 1st band to be announces is BAND OF SKULLS
    Tickets
    Each ballot entry on http://www.ticketweb.co.uk/newmoon is for 2 tickets. All entries will be put into a random draw and successful entrants will be notified. Please note, in order to pick up your tickets you will be required to provide ID. If you see any tickets on the likes of ebay please do not purchase as they will not be valid.
    The Event
    There will be a red carpet at this event so fans who are unlucky in the ballot are welcome to come down to see the cast and soak up the atmosphere
    Competitions
    There will be a number of competitions for tickets. We will announce the UK sites and publications that you can win tickets through on all the official pages.
    Further information on the event and band line up will be announced throughout the week.

    Good Luck in the Ballot!