We here at Screen Junkies don’t pretend to know a great deal about the Twilight Saga, but that doesn’t mean we’re not willing to learn. As outsiders, and men, sparkling vampires just don’t seem like our cup of blood (see what I did there?), but we’re willing to have a civil discussion in the comments section regarding the fervent passion some feel toward Bella and Edward.
Below is a featurette modeled after the reality show Meet the Kardashians except with nefarious vampires. You might have trouble discerning the difference at first, but you’ll soon realize that Bruce Jenner deals with a breed of bloodsuckers far more depraved than the Volturi.