Netflix Instant Distractions Of The Week

Thursday, March 3 by

Here they are: The best, the worst, and the best-when-you’re-drunk movies available to watch instantly on Netflix.

Watch these movies…

…Because you want to see something good:

The story of legendary musician Bill Withers, who wrote a bunch of songs, dominated the charts, and then was all like “Peace out, bitches” and retired early to chill with his family and watch film executives use his music in every movie trailer ever made since the mid 1980s.

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…Because you’re bored:

A self-righteous loner kidnaps a booze-addled party girl and teaches her about God, the Bible, and his unquenchable chain fetish.

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…Because you’re drunk:

Charlie Sheen runs from a group of corrupt police officers, who are apparently unaware that all you have to do to stop Charlie Sheen is dump a pile of cocaine on the side of the road and tell him there are porn stars hidden under it.

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…Because you need a way to justify your crappy diet:

Comedian Tom Naughton sets out to prove that Morgan Spurlock is full of crap and that fast food is actually not that bad for you, nor is it that difficult to secure funding for a documentary by piggy-backing on another guy’s idea.

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