Netflix Instant Distractions Of The Week

Thursday, June 16 by
 

You ready to get distracted? Here are the best, the worst, and the weirdest of what’s available to stream instantly on Netflix.

Watch these movies…

…Because you want to see something good:

A young man falls in love with the woman of his dreams, who turns out to be a lesbian. The film would later be remade in the form a reality television show for stupid people, under the title A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila.

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Because you’re bored:

A documentary following three men who set out to traverse the Sahara desert on foot. All three are severely disappointed when they learn that mirages do not consist of seeing cacti turn into giant fried chicken legs.

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Because you’re drunk:

Vampires and human criminals square off in an attempt to determine who can utter the cheesiest post-kill one-liner.

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Because Sean Bean makes one hell of a medieval knight:

When the bubonic plague begins to sweep through Europe, a knight (Sean Bean) is tasked with tracking down a woman who can reportedly revive the dead, all the while proving that typecasting can actually be a good thing for some actors. If you disagree, Bean will cut off your head with the broadsword he now carries everywhere.

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