Netflix Instant Distractions Of The Week

Thursday, May 19 by
 

It’s Thursday, and that means it’s time to get distracted. Here are the best, the worst, and the weirdest of what’s available to stream instantly on Netflix.

Watch these movies…

…Because you want to see something good:

A documentary following the historic “Rumble in the Jungle” bout between prizefighting legends Muhammad Ali and George Foreman. I cannot, in all good faith, make fun of this film. Not because it’s good, but because I swear by the George Foreman Grill and anything with that man’s name on it.

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…Because you’re bored:

An accomplished big-city businessman heads back to his hometown to solve a murder and climb trees naked.

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…Because you’re drunk:

A group of charismatic sociopaths try to kill some dude while making clever jokes and doing somersaults and shit.

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…Because you secretly still wish you could be Fred Savage:

Tw brothers, one of whom is autistic or something, set out to win big money at a video game contest, a la Rain Man. Along for the ride is the Nintendo Powerglove, which is so bad.

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COMMENTS

  1. May 19, 2011 10:46 am

    Anonymous

    this is video armageddon!


  2. May 19, 2011 10:46 am

    Anonymous

    this is video armageddon!


  3. May 19, 2011 10:46 am

    Anonymous

    this is video armageddon!


  4. May 19, 2011 10:46 am

    Anonymous

    this is video armageddon!


  5. May 19, 2011 10:46 am

    Anonymous

    this is video armageddon!