Netflix Instant Distractions Of The Week

Thursday, May 12 by
 

It’s time for some distractions. These are the best, the worst, and the weirdest of what’s available to stream instantly on Netflix.

Watch these movies…

…Because you want to see something good:

A lonel high school student decides to become a superhero in a desperate bid to gain attention. He does so, and also ends up gaining several broken bones.

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…Because you’re bored:

Some overly-critical dudes sit around making fun of movies because they are… Wait a minute… Oh my god this is so meta.

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…Because you’re drunk:

When a small frontier town is besieged by giant worms and poorly-executed special effects, it’s up to a rag tag team of cowboys and lawmen to run screaming in fear.

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…Because your girlfriend has you by the balls:

Alfie is a suave British dude who gets all the ladies he wants, until one day he realizes that there is more to life than just having sex. Clearly this is some female-perpetrated propaganda. Disregard all life lessons contained within.

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