Netflix Instant Distractions Of The Week

Thursday, May 5 by

It’s time to get distracted. Here are the best, the worst, and the weirdest of what’s available to stream instantly on Netflix.

Watch these movies…

…Because you want to see something good:

Before taking a job with the DEA, a former soldier must come to terms with his overwhelming desire to completely f*ck up his life. But that gets boring, and he decides to just go around shooting people and smoking crack instead.


…Because you’re bored:

William S. Burroughs, founding father of the Beat movement and author of Naked Lunch, is the focus of this documentary. Of course, when I say “documentary” I mean “filmmaker’s valiant effort to tell the story of a man whose life pretty much defies all words, logic, or semblance of normalcy.” Also, he did a lot of drugs.


…Because you’re drunk:

Burt Reynolds and his mustache face off against a group of violent drug dealers who killed his best friend.


…Because you have no shame. No shame at all:

Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino teaches you how to be a huge tool in just 15 minutes a day.

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