Ready to get distracted? Here are the best, the worst, and the weirdest of what's new to stream instantly on Netflix.

Watch these movies...

...Because you want to see something good:

After five years in prison, a man heads back to his hometown, kidnapping a cute girl along the way and forcing her to masquerade as his wife in order to impress his parents. Today, we have Craigslist personals for this sort of thing.


...Because you're bored:

A tire comes to life and begins killing people with telepathy. Oddly enough, this is not the weirdest part of the movie.


...Because you're drunk:

Martial arts instructor Ip Man gets some flack from local thugs when he begins teaching a controversial fighting style. He then uses said fighting style to kick an extraordinary amount of ass.


...Because you're trippin':

Some fools be trippin'.