Necessary Unnecessary Purchase: Truffle Shuffle Tee

Monday, June 28 by

Urban Outfitters has a shirt for sale that makes it easier than ever to do the Truffle Shuffle. It’s a soft cotton tee with "Do The Truffle Shuffle" graphic on the front, and a Chunk head inside for actual Truffle Shuffle action. It’s currently going for $14.99, reduced from $24.99 because for some reason these things aren’t moving like hot cakes. A gallery of hot girls wearing this tee and flashing their truffles would be the illest/creepiest thing ever. Make it happen, Internet!


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