This raccoon needs to fire his agent.
If you thought that the box office failure of Old Dogs signaled a sea change in American cinema, I’m sorry to say that you need to be less stupid. Below is the trailer for Furry Vengeance, a movie about woodland animals trying to destroy Brendan Fraser. Don’t worry yourselves, animals. His management team will destroy him in due time.
Furry Vengeance opens in theaters April 2nd, 2010, just in case you’re looking for an empty theater that day.
Commit eyeball-seppuku by watching the trailer after the jump…