Here's some news that will make the not-Nathan Lane Nathan Lane wish that he were Nathan Lane. Ahem. Nathan Lane is in talks to join Tarsem Singh's adaptation of Brothers Grimm: Snow White.

The film is already slated to star Armie Hammer, Julia Roberts, and Lily Collins. In the type of role that normally goes to Stanley Tucci, Lane will play the main servant to Roberts' Evil Queen.  He's reported to be loyal to her out of fear, so expect a lot of humble hunching over and skittering backwards out of the room. That's textbook royal servant behavior. That and laying across puddles so the Monarch needn't dampen their precious feet. (THR)